Bri

EARLY YEARS

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Bri was a princess in her own land, she had knights, Bishops and lots of queens to do her bidding, she also came up some rules for the land, here are the rules.

1. No Diapers

2. Don't be a babyfur, they creep me out. "Rock a bye." *BANG*

3. Poorly developed OC's must die.

4. Chris Chan is my waifu

5. Dalmatians must be gay.

6. You can't watch my DA Page, I'll consider you a stalker.

7. No Fanarts of my characters.

8. Please put alot of Swear Words on my profile in DA, I really enjoy that.

9. Mother Dalmatians must vore their own children

10. Don't fight for your mate, I'll consider you a weakling and brush it off, however for a friend, I'll back down.

But before she was a princess, she was born in the sewers of New York City, she has learned to hate the outside world that loves the shippings that she really hates, she was raised by the Rat King in order to be his queen but due to his royal subjects, she had to be given up, so he gave her to the Brotherhood, at that point, they taught her how to live in a life where the humans are the enemy including other furries who wants to make a living in the world.

ATTENTION! This luser is a lolcow, and should be trolled to death in the usual fashion. You can help by posting their nude pix or spamming their talk page.

SIR BRI THE TROLLLOLCOW GIRL

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Bri is a 16 year old girl/troll/lolcow from New York. She has nothing better to do with her time than post insulting pictures of people she doesn't like and stalk them for the fun of it, then turn around and yell STALKER when they watch her back. She draws -- don't let this fool you though. She can and will use her artistic talents to insult you if you give her a reason. And those reasons are usually stupid. Avoid this lolcow at all cost.

Her most popular account 101grizzlydalusions is currently inactive, but it's to be expected that some time in the future she will return, because she can't let go of even the slightest insult. She's obsessed with a 90s TV show called 101 Dalmatians the failseries and thinks she knows everything about the show's characters and will insult you if your headcanon doesn't mesh with or is as well-thought out and wonderful as hers. She also draws humans but no one cares about them except her and her slowly disappearing rp buddies.

She will also insult you if your preferences or interests do not match hers. In other words, if you don't like super edgy desu dalmatians with super deep personalities or not babyfurs then you suck and shouldn't exist. You will also be blocked and brushed off if you attempt to defend any of the people she targets as enemies. Don't ever insult or give her girlfriend (masqueraded poorly as a friend) any problems or you will have her on your back forever.

She really hates pregnancy and babyfurs so don't go within ten feet of her with a diaper or a baby.

BRI AND CHRIS CHAN

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After the Julia Saga, Chris Chan never stopped to find a boyfriend free girl, his search as ended at McDonalds where he found Bri, it was love at first sight and also a match made in Hell, after a week has passed, Chris invited Bri to his basement, she accepted, as they talked, Chris Chan soiled his pants and Bri actually thought that it was Romantic, she automatically jumped into his arms and everything went black.

They were in bed together, after a few weeks, Bri and Chris found out that she was pregnant with Chris's kids, she wasn't going to allow that so she got an Abortion, this led Chris into Depression, of course Bri told him to suck it up and abused him from time to time, she would mentally and physically abuse him, at that time Chris wanted to leave her but knew that his quest would begin again so he just grinned and bared it, including when he saw that she had made pics of Sonichu mating with him.

This caused friction between them, but one day Bri made a character called Shadowchu, a Dark/Electric type Hedgehog Pokemon, but the relationship that the two shared didn't last long, Bri treated Chris like an old toy, and started moving on to other things, this led Chris into another depression and caused him to go batshit insane, transvestite and mace a gamestop employee.

He didn't attack GameStop cause of Sonic's arm color, he lied cause he didn't want to talk about his break up with her and was also yearning for them to get back together one day. The real reason why Chris shoplifted from Best Buy was because he was trying to win Bri back.

After some years have passed, Chris still lingers for Bri's undying love, so much, he's willing to get people to stop going to GameStop, Best Buy and The Mall, cause after he found out that she was a Princess, he decided to control people into doing his bidding so that he could rule the world with her.