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imported>TheDOSFag An old internet show i vaguely remember. Please help add to it with plot synopses, character info, etc, etc. |
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==Characters== | ==Characters== | ||
'''Blockhead''' - The [[fucktarded]] spaz that the show derives its name after. He loves to do things such as steal and break other peoples' things, chuck turtles out of windows for no reason, | '''Blockhead''' - The [[fucktarded]] spaz that the show derives its name after. He loves to do things such as steal and break other peoples' things, chuck turtles out of windows for no reason, [[WTF|ld women drink glasses of nails]]breaking and entering, and worshiping radishes. Also, we find out in the last episode he's also a [[furfag]]. what a fan-fucking-tastic character to waste time on, don't you think? And he has a fetish for [[WAT|tongs]] of all things, but absolutely hates clamps. | ||
'''"Conscience"''' - A fat, masochistic fuckwit who lives in Blockhead's brain-or lack thereof-and does nothing but yell and bitch at everything he does, instead of, I dunno, here's a thought, [[ALLCAPS|MURDERING THE BASTARD FROM THE INSIDE]]? Seriously, the whole series would've been over in two minutes if he just got up off his lazy ass, stuck a pipe bomb in Blockhead's brain, and fucking killed him! | '''"Conscience"''' - A fat, masochistic fuckwit who lives in Blockhead's brain-or lack thereof-and does nothing but yell and bitch at everything he does, instead of, I dunno, here's a thought, [[ALLCAPS|MURDERING THE BASTARD FROM THE INSIDE]]? Seriously, the whole series would've been over in two minutes if he just got up off his lazy ass, stuck a pipe bomb in Blockhead's brain, and fucking killed him! | ||
''' | '''The Weevil''' - Blockhead comes across a rabid hobo in one of the episodes and decides to make him his sex slave. He doesn't do much but be a mess and eat wallets. Also prefers living in an institution over living with Blockhead. | ||
==Plot== | ==Plot== | ||
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{{collapsegallery|Blockhead's gallery|bh1|center|<gallery> | {{collapsegallery|Blockhead's gallery|bh1|center|<gallery> | ||
File:Blockhead's conscience.jpg|The asshole inside Blockhead's brain. | File:Blockhead's conscience.jpg|The asshole inside Blockhead's brain. | ||
File:BH&RH.gif|The | File:BH&RH.gif|The Weevil in all his glory. | ||
File:Blockhead harassing his creator.gif|Blockhead harassing his creator, [[Faggot|Michael Swain]] | File:Blockhead harassing his creator.gif|Blockhead harassing his creator, [[Faggot|Michael Swain]] | ||
File:Blockhead t-shirt.jpg|The shitheads on Jewgrounds find this funny. | File:Blockhead t-shirt.jpg|The shitheads on Jewgrounds find this funny. | ||
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Blockhead is an obscure comedy series made at least 100 years ago by some nobody animator for Jewgrounds named Michael Swain. The series revolves around a retarded maniac named Blockhead who goes around on shitty adventures while being verbally harassed by his "Conscience" (just some fatass who lives in his head doing nothing but attempt suicide all day). The early episodes' animation budget must have been printed on toilet paper because it literally looks like it was done in MS Paint. Believe it or not, the creator somehow made a small movie out of this dumb shitfest. Who in their right minds would want to see something like that?!
Characters
Blockhead - The fucktarded spaz that the show derives its name after. He loves to do things such as steal and break other peoples' things, chuck turtles out of windows for no reason, ld women drink glasses of nailsbreaking and entering, and worshiping radishes. Also, we find out in the last episode he's also a furfag. what a fan-fucking-tastic character to waste time on, don't you think? And he has a fetish for tongs of all things, but absolutely hates clamps.
"Conscience" - A fat, masochistic fuckwit who lives in Blockhead's brain-or lack thereof-and does nothing but yell and bitch at everything he does, instead of, I dunno, here's a thought, MURDERING THE BASTARD FROM THE INSIDE? Seriously, the whole series would've been over in two minutes if he just got up off his lazy ass, stuck a pipe bomb in Blockhead's brain, and fucking killed him!
The Weevil - Blockhead comes across a rabid hobo in one of the episodes and decides to make him his sex slave. He doesn't do much but be a mess and eat wallets. Also prefers living in an institution over living with Blockhead.
Plot
Please add some synopses to this part, I can't be bothered to do so myself.
Gallery
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The asshole inside Blockhead's brain. -
The Weevil in all his glory. -
Blockhead harassing his creator, Michael Swain -
The shitheads on Jewgrounds find this funny.
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Blockhead, about to bite your dick off.
External Links
The creator's catalog of shitty flash animations, including Blockhead.