Rosa Helikopter

The Rosa Helikopter (mini-gun optional)

Rosa Helikopter is a song/video written by Peaches. It is most popular for its music video which features two young girls dancing around in flight suits singing about a pink helicopter. Why is that so popular, you ask? Pedophilia, of course.

Pedophiles

RUN LOLIS! RUUUUUN!

People say they watch the video because they enjoy the song. But the people who say this are really only watching it to fap to the singers. Personally, I only watch the video because I enjoy the song.

Hannah Montana Affiliation

Pedos can rejoice when Miley Cyrus and her retarded friend, Emily Osment, are now both best friends with Tave A.K.A the blonde girl in Rosa Helikopter, who is now 17. Proof on http://tave.se/. Go to guest book, and page 24. All guest book posts are accepted, so... I guess you could pretend to be anyone.

Swedish

The song itself is entirely in Swedish, a language spoken by no one (They speak English in Sweden, because it's less gay).

Lyrics

Despite the fact that the lyrics are in a dead language, some folks like to post them, in their entirety, to various forums or IRC channels. It it highly irritating and thus highly recommended by us here at ED. The lyrics are:

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

LIGGER VAKEN I MIN SÄNG
MITT I NATTEN OCH DRÖMMER OM DEJ
JAG HAR KÄNT ATT MINA DRÖMMAR SVIKER MEJ
LIGGER ENSAM I MITT R U M
BARA LÄNGTAR OCH TÄNKER PÅ DEJ
ÅH JAG VET VAD JAG VILL
JAG VILL UPP TILL HIMLEN EN GÅNG TILL

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

KOMMER TIDIGT TILL PLUGGET
LIKA BRA NÄR MAN KÄNNER SÅ HÄR
FÖR JAG VILLE BARA SE OM DU REDAN VA DÄR
NÄR VI HADE GEOGRAFI
JA DÅ SATT DU OCH VÄNTA PÅ MEJ
ÅH JAG VET VAD JAG VILL
FÖR JAG VILL UPP TILL HIMLEN EN GÅNG TILL

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
SKA JAG FLYGA HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG TILL DEJ VARJE DAG
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JA DÅ FLYGER JAG GENOM STJÄRNORNA TILL DEJ

I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JAG SKA FLYGA HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ
I EN ROSA HELIKOPTER
JAG SKA FLYGA HELA VÄGEN HEM TILL DEJ

The english translation of the lyrics, which is also worth posting as a follow-up is:

in a pink helicopter
will I fly home to you 
in a pink helicopter yeah 
then I fly to you every day 
in a pink helicopter 
all the way home to you 
in a pink helicopter yeah 
then I fly through the stars to you 

laying awake in my bed middle of the night
and dreaming of you 
I have felt that my dreams fail me
laying alone in my room
just longing and thinking of you 
I know what I want 
I want up to heaven one more time

in a pink helicopter
will I fly home to you
in a pink helicopter yeah
then I fly to you every day 
in a pink helicopter 
all the way home to you 
in a pink helicopter yeah 
then I fly through the stars to you 

come early to school 
just as good when we feel like this 
for I only wanted to see 
if you were already there 

when we had geography yeah 
then you sat and waited for me 
I know what I want for I want
up to heaven one more time 

in a pink helicopter 
will I fly home to you 
in a pink helicopter yeah 
then I fly to you every day 
in a pink helicopter all the way home to you 
in a pink helicopter yeah 
then I fly through the stars to you 
in a pink helicopter 
I will fly all the way home to you 
in a pink helicopter 
I will fly all the way home to you

Gallery

• 
  Rosa Parks refused to give up her seat on a helikopter, and became An Hero.
• 
  Peaches sez you're gay!
• 
  hawt pedo girl-girl helikopter pilot action!!1!1
• 
  WTF is up with that snaggletooth?
• 
  You can be my wingman anytime. No, YOU can be MY wingman!
• 
  OMFG underage midrif! fapfapfapfap
• 
  HAY GUYZ IM 13!!11!1

See Also

• Boten Anna

External links

• Rosa Helikopter, (title misspelled for teh WIN)]
• 2012 Live, (almost legal....)