User:Brxbrx/Andrew Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart is a "journalist" and political commentator. At least, that's how he sees it. Everybody else sees him as a troll. He began his internet troll career working for the Drudge Report and even the Huffington Post (apparently it was conservative at the time).

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Breitbart's first site was Big Hollywood, and was meant to look for anything in the entertainment industry that could even remotely be perceived as liberal bias. The content pretty much consists of crappy actors and actresses bitching about how they aren't huge movie stars because they're singled out for being conservatives. Subsequent sites of his were called Big Journalism, Big Government, and Big Peace. The man likes it Big.

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Andrew Breitbart has always been a nobody, and has never really had anything going for him. So, he took to stalking various famous people in an attempt to vicariously draw pleasure from their more fulfilling lives. His most notable target would be