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'''Moshzilla''' is a [[fat|fucking fat fatty fuck]] best known for attempting to dance at an [[emo|emo | '''Moshzilla''' is a [[fat|fucking fat fatty fuck]] best known for attempting to dance at an [[emo|emo]] donkey show. She was exploited forever on the [[internets]] by [[13 year old]] [[YTMND]] cunts, which led to her untimely, yet [[moar|badly-needed]] [[death|demise]]. Her rampant [[faggot|uber-faggotry]] is a testament to what [[some argue|some say]] is the need for all middle-class, white trash [[skeezer]]s to [[An hero|eat shit and die]]. [[Some argue]] that this is a prime example of "[[E-Bully|internet bullying]]": when innocent people get caught in the cross-fire of [[Anonymous]] [[INTERNET HATE MACHINE|hate]]. | ||
[[Image:Moshzilla-Oprah.jpg|right|thumb|Moshzilla attempting to have [[buttsecks]] with [[Oprah]]]] | [[Image:Moshzilla-Oprah.jpg|right|thumb|Moshzilla attempting to have [[buttsecks]] with [[Oprah]]]] | ||
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[[Image:Fat_mosh_girl.jpg|right|thumb|Moshzilla, churning out [[lulz]] from random [[douchebag|douchebags]]]] | [[Image:Fat_mosh_girl.jpg|right|thumb|Moshzilla, churning out [[lulz]] from random [[douchebag|douchebags]]]] | ||
==Early | ==Early Signs of [[emo|Emo Fail]]== | ||
It all started when some [[asswipe]] from San Diego [[MySpace]] at a [[retard|retarded]] hardcore show recorded the creature and posted the pictures [[tubes|on the tubes]]. Little did he know, Moshzilla was watching - and she was not happy: {{quote| Some of the pictures that were Photoshopped were amazing; some were pretty malicious and cruel...So even though some of those pictures I laughed at hysterically with my boyfriend, you can't help but realize that you are being humiliated across the country. In a nutshell, I feel sh***y.| Moshzilla, at her grammatical finest}} | It all started when some [[asswipe]] from San Diego [[MySpace]] at a [[retard|retarded]] hardcore show recorded the creature and posted the pictures [[tubes|on the tubes]]. Little did he know, Moshzilla was watching - and she was not happy: {{quote| Some of the pictures that were Photoshopped were amazing; some were pretty malicious and cruel...So even though some of those pictures I laughed at hysterically with my boyfriend, you can't help but realize that you are being humiliated across the country. In a nutshell, I feel sh***y.| Moshzilla, at her grammatical finest}} | ||
==[[Scientology|Inevitable Downfall]]== | ==[[Scientology|Inevitable Downfall]]== | ||
It turned into an internet [[meme]] overnight with [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|billions...if not, trillions?]] of people posting her picture in random-ass situations, mostly for the fucking [[lulz]]. The website which hosted all these [[Funny|hilarious]] pictures, moshzilla.com, [[pussy|pussied]] out and didn't do shit to continue the wholesale psychological [[raping]] of this [[cunt]]. This is because her parents bought out [[E-lawyer|big, bad, lawyers]] to take down the website so that she wouldn't [[cut]] herself | It turned into an internet [[meme]] overnight with [[IT'S OVER NINE THOUSAND!|billions...if not, trillions?]] of people posting her picture in random-ass situations, mostly for the dubious fucking [[lulz]]. The website which hosted all these [[Funny|hilarious]] pictures, moshzilla.com, [[pussy|pussied]] out and didn't do shit to continue the wholesale psychological gang [[raping]] of this [[cunt]]. This is because her parents bought out [[E-lawyer|big, bad, lawyers]] to take down the website so that she wouldn't [[cut]] herself all night while twacked out on [[Amphetamine|Adderall]] and listening to [[MCR]] on repeat. | ||
==Gallery== | ==Gallery== | ||
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Image: E-honda.jpg|[[Pwning|PWNING]] HONDA [[FTW]]!!!!!!!!!111!11 | Image: E-honda.jpg|[[Pwning|PWNING]] HONDA [[FTW]]!!!!!!!!!111!11 | ||
Image: It's good.jpg|It's good! | Image: It's good.jpg|It's good! | ||
Image:Lite my fire.jpg|Come on baby, lite my [[flamer|fire]] | Image:Lite my fire.jpg|Come on baby, lite my [[flamer|fire]]. | ||
Image:Moshzillamove.gif|You spin me right round, baby right round. | Image:Moshzillamove.gif|You spin me right round, baby right round. | ||
</gallery> | </gallery> | ||
Latest revision as of 22:57, 14 March 2019
Moshzilla is a fucking fat fatty fuck best known for attempting to dance at an emo donkey show. She was exploited forever on the internets by 13 year old YTMND cunts, which led to her untimely, yet badly-needed demise. Her rampant uber-faggotry is a testament to what some say is the need for all middle-class, white trash skeezers to eat shit and die. Some argue that this is a prime example of "internet bullying": when innocent people get caught in the cross-fire of Anonymous hate.
Early Signs of Emo Fail
It all started when some asswipe from San Diego MySpace at a retarded hardcore show recorded the creature and posted the pictures on the tubes. Little did he know, Moshzilla was watching - and she was not happy:
— Moshzilla, at her grammatical finest | ||
Inevitable Downfall
It turned into an internet meme overnight with billions...if not, trillions? of people posting her picture in random-ass situations, mostly for the dubious fucking lulz. The website which hosted all these hilarious pictures, moshzilla.com, pussied out and didn't do shit to continue the wholesale psychological gang raping of this cunt. This is because her parents bought out big, bad, lawyers to take down the website so that she wouldn't cut herself all night while twacked out on Adderall and listening to MCR on repeat.
