User:Arc73/internet safety

Internet safety is the most recent crusade by the church, after that last one in germany (1932-1945) to kill everything, and that other one to kill everything ('nam). The vatican, losing supply of young supple boys, has finally turned its attention to other churchy problems ( which doesnt make sense, as the church is perfect.) They have teamed up with the world government to educate YOU about how everyone on the internet is a 50+ man who wants to taste some of dat ass. this is obviously a shallow attempt by the church to increase the supply of young virgin boys and girls for themselves, the pope, and all those kinky sex rituals the church loves.