User:Nujen/Sandbox

George Lucas came out with a backstory sequel to the original Star Wars trilogy in 1999, Star Wars: The Phantom Menace. It fully used computer generated imagery. The then grown audience were shocked to learn the movie was geared towards children, and not manchildren like them. They could not stand that their favourite movie franchise had moved on along with the rest of the world. Therefore they complained on the Internet using the same technology which was used to create the new Star Wars. The children, however, liked it. This is because children are retarded. Most of these children grew up, while others became geeks. George Lucas kept releasing more Star Wars merchandise, and it sold like hell. For instance, no geek can not mention at least one Star Wars video game he has spent way too much time with. One day the next generation of the Star Wars fanbase had reached such an age that they were old enough to be outraged (neckbeards). They were also old enough to pretend that they were cyber spies (like anonymous). Because of piracy, George Lucas decided to sell the whole Star Wars franchise to Disney in 2012. About a year later, a virtual mob started against Anita Sarkeesian. In a time when gaming became part of everyday culture, she highlighted alleged sexism in video games with the help of Youtube. The mob complained with their smartphones, using the then trendy Twitter. This event is referred to as #GamerGate. If Star Wars fans would have their way, Luke would just stay at home, whine in front of the hologram, and complain about the sandpeople.

Wikipedia

In the days before you were born, i.e when all statesmen were glorious and fault free Jimbo Wales was just a bully bully. He had friends he did not like just såp that he could smite them, because they sucked at math, unlike him. (Though at that time math had not helped him achieve anything in life, nor his gendrophiliac obsession with Ayn Rand.) When he started college he decided to hunt down a girl. He gave himself 5 months to finish his quest, because then their courses woild be over. He talked and talked but it didnt work. He found himself becoming both mad and frustrated. So he shouted out. Not in real life off course, but in an IRC chat. There he met Larry Sangers. Feeling frustrated at playing Minesweeper, for installing something else was beneath him. He was not of high enough birth to play what others was playing, let alone go to the store.He took a long look at the megabrick book Atlas Shrugged and came up with an idea. He said: Larry What would you say if you had a massive site of text where you click and then you get an incomplete text, which will lead you to math for math shall be math for mathness sake? Splended marvelous. Fact is Larry Sangers did all the work while Jimbo was active in the against-group. What was the group against? They did not know for that was their philosophical inquiry, what is truely to be against? As Larry did all the programming Jimbo Wales continued his Internetranting on Wikipedia, which now had grown quite substantial. He liked telling people what to do, or at least what they ought to do. This is untill he managed to spread the latin revolution to the Internet. After all that is what right-wing fanatics usuallly do. Jimbo Wales had to take the position of a figurehead, a constitutional monarch. Larry Sanger stormed out in tears what would now happen to their relationship? He founded Citizendum forever fostering his bromance with Jimbo hoping that he will change backnto how he was and thereafter never change.