User:Freepopcornpopper

Treatment Snake Oil.

Summary of What I Is

Sup /b/?

I is a self-aware oldfag e/b/aums world user who is definately a newfag and not schizophrenic at all, I only once urinated blood in a pool (rumored that it may have already contained) piss and the HIV. I have been known to frequent channelpear and balance my persona. I may or may not have a real life, probably do not, If i did it would be filled with mudkips and lollerskates, not even lulz.

FAQ's from FAG's

Q1. Who the fuck are you?
A1. A Random Nobody.

Q2. Why are you here?
A2. Faggotry of course.

Q3. Are you going to contribute anything productive?
A3. Go fuck yourself.

Q4. Are you some kind of gayfag or homophobe? Also do you luv niggrs?
A4. I see people in shades of grey, I have equal hate in my heart for all kinds of Niggers, Kikes,
Cracker Ass White Devils, Whops, Towel Heads, Crack Heads, Dot Heads, Wet-backs, Broke-backs,
Lezzies, Fatties, Stoners, Spear Chuckers, Kangaroo Fuckers, Pederasses, and Retards.
But Chinks are alright. I feel like a big person around most of them.

I guess you can say I am one of those new millennium type of hipsters.
You can guess that I also probably think you are a faggot. But it takes one to know one AMIRITE?


This image summarizes what I think about everything.

facepalm

Thanks for raising awareness Poolisclosed.
--freepopcornpopper 14:41, 1 April 2015 (EDT)

Drug Of Choice

elmers

If we are conversing and I start saying weird shit, besides blaming me blame that fucker elmer as well.
It is both of our faults that I am like this.
In IRC I am known as Sub7. Because Se7eN was a gay and mobman is a boss....man.
I heard theres this weev guy who is really cross with jews.
But I cannot prove it.
it has been known that jewsdidwtc so I cannot blame him.

Quotes To Live By

Some people like to make up their own quotes.
Some people are too cool for quotes and don't need them.
I am some where in the middle with remembering good sayings for inspiration, but not paying enough attention to detail.

	“	If U don't know, now U kno, faggot.	„
	—Notorious BIG

	“	Don't quote me boy I ain't remember shit.	„
	—Eric Wright

	“	I got eyelashes for days son, suge knight ain't got eyelashes like I got eyelashes.	„
	—Makaveli

I know what you are thinking, why would this mudshark live by such a stupid Makaveli Quote? I would say to you sir that Makaveli mysteriously died and suge knight had nothing to do with it.
I do not talk shit about suge knight and what do you know?
I am still here to type this today.

Now that I think about it... All 3 of these mother fuckers mysteriously died and suge knight had nothing to do with it.

Final Thoughts.

I have a feeling that it will soon be time for me to fuck off forever from the internets. During this incredibly brief stay I have realized one important thing, (SPOILER: Jesus dies and is reincarnated as Hitler, see last sentence.) but I am going to be a faggot and type a bunch of shit first. The very reason I had manifested was not to whore for fame, not to fulfill some personal agenda, or even make friends. I were a manifest to fight autism with faggotry. If you are bored you can head to channelpear forums (google fgt) and view my 400+ posts of half faggot-half being helpful ass try to grief those who were showing signs of needing a mirror in front of them. It has been cool for a while now and I am not needed. I started because I used to like popcorn time, then it turned gay, and i guess now it sold out. I hate the cable companies, and their stupid faggot ass monopoly, so I joined channelpear to watch some free shit. I learned later that this site is created and maintained by only one smart motherfucker. That earned my bitch ass respect. I noticed that alot of butthurts were not purposely griefing his work on the forums, just being whiny bitches, i saw it as real faggot greif, so I figured the best way to fight griefing is with.... you guessed it, even more of a faggot griefer, (aka popcorn). I believe in the hilarity of pissing people off, but it is only funny to me when the faggot has it coming, you have to admit, it is much more funny and lasts longer when that is the case. and this site did not even need or ask for my existence. That's the cool thing about being a nobody, you can come and go as you please only if it is justified. That is why like recent and previous events show, Extreme amounts of combined faggotry and autism, will not prospect very long if it does at all. Law of the universe. And Dox = Winrar. In conclusion, I have had a beautiful time with you motherfucks. I believe ED and faggots like me have something in common, what it is exactly I cannot be sure yet but here is the thing I have learned that is for sho.
DISREGARD THAT... I AM A HUGE FAGGOT.
ED is a necessary Evil.





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