User:Hipcrime/personal fap vault

Schnookums attempting to get some gay furry love from Linkermann.

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The Hipcrime Festival of Dong

	“	*A tradition you say? A yearly dong.jpg sacrifice to please the Machine God that dwells within the pages of ED? This sir, I can do. We shall call it "The Hipcrime Festival of Dong." However, we need either a determined day of tribute, or month. February seems like a good month to do so. Who knows, might catch on and you'll have yourself a veritable sea of phalli to fap to every year! [[User:Turbogook|Turbogook]] 20:28, 13 February 2012 (EST)	„
	—Turbogook, introduces the idea of a yearly festival of dongs

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  Turbogook began the tradition in February 2011
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  Turbogook's submission from 2012. 2013 was accidentally overlooked.
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  Turbogook delivers again, November 2014
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  LIKE A BOSS, Turbogook delivers yet again in February 2015.
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  Likeicare
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  also Likeicare
• A penis for hipcrime. Subject states it is okay to share with everyone. :D
  A penis for hipcrime. Subject states it is okay to share with everyone. :D
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The Hipcrime Festivals also honor bottoms

This list of assholes can never be complete. You can help by uploading your own, then adding it here.

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Shirtless sexy EDiots

This list is incomplete. Please add pix of shirtless sexy EDiots

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  Phobos and friend
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Various images for fapping

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Gallery of unused penises

COCKS!
_{A collection of Cocks located deep within the depths of Special:UnusedFiles.}

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See also

• FapVault
• User:BabyDamien
• User:Schnookums/Personal fap vault

• User:Mr Jonzz/FapVault The original, consisting of hetero and Martian porn
• User:Meepsheep/Personal fap vault Don't judge
• User:Schnookums/Personal fap vault Yiff yiff yiff
• User:Oblique/Personal fap vault I came
• all of these. Needs moar niggerdicks, but still hot