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=== 2B <small>(2017)</small>=== | === 2B <small>(2017)</small>=== | ||
=== Bowsette <small>(2018)</small>=== | === Bowsette <small>(2018)</small>=== | ||
=== VTubers <small>(2020)</small>=== | === VTubers <small>(2020-Present)</small>=== | ||
As if jerking off to Project Melody wasn't enough, now they worship 40 year old women [[LARP|LARPing]] as underage anime girls | As if jerking off to Project Melody wasn't enough, now they worship 40 year old women [[LARP|LARPing]] as underage anime girls | ||
=== Zero Two <small>(2018)</small>=== | === Zero Two <small>(2018)</small>=== | ||
Pink haired ripoff of Lum and Asuka. | Pink haired ripoff of Lum and Asuka. | ||
===Rikka Takarada <small>(2019-Present)</small>=== | |||
A whore from SSSS.GRIDMAN who has thick thighs. Weebs want her to give them thighjobs. | |||
=== Uzaki-Chan <small>(2020)</small> === | === Uzaki-Chan <small>(2020)</small> === | ||
LOL BIG BOOBY WHERE ARE HER INTESTINES bla bla | LOL BIG BOOBY WHERE ARE HER INTESTINES bla bla | ||
Latest revision as of 11:13, 16 December 2021
Seasonal Waifus are a phenomenon that happens because of the retarded coomers' short attention span. When they see a new female in the block, they dump the previous one and worship the new gal. Because of this event, porn artists get LODS OF EMONE by trying to draw Rule 34 of the character as quick as possible, just like You when your mother is coming down the basement while you were jerking off to Undertale child porn.
How to end a Seasonal Waifu's "reign"
- Get viral about some new "hot" character
Notable "Waifus"
Bridget (2002)
Moar info: Bridget.
Bridget is a character from Guilty Gear, "she" is blonde and is dressed like a nun. The reason she blew up is because it turns out it's actually a man. He is the origin of the "trap" term.
Zone-tan (2014)
Moar info: Zone.
2B (2017)
Bowsette (2018)
VTubers (2020-Present)
As if jerking off to Project Melody wasn't enough, now they worship 40 year old women LARPing as underage anime girls
Zero Two (2018)
Pink haired ripoff of Lum and Asuka.
Rikka Takarada (2019-Present)
A whore from SSSS.GRIDMAN who has thick thighs. Weebs want her to give them thighjobs.
Uzaki-Chan (2020)
LOL BIG BOOBY WHERE ARE HER INTESTINES bla bla
Lady Dimitrescu (2020-2021)
tall woman crush nigga balls yes
Samsung "Sam" (June 2021)
Moar info: Samsung Sam.
Corporate globalist plot designed to make coomers buy shitty Korean smartphones.
Failed abortions that everyone saw through immediately
Inori Aizawa
Mockbuster Chinese """anime""" girl that the hooknoses at Microsoft tried to push in order to get weebs to use an ancient internet browser from 1995. No one cared.
Seraphine
Pink haired K-pop hot chip girl from League of Legends. Riot Games tried to have her form parasocial relationships with retards who blow their disability money on prepaid gift game cards by giving her #relatable social media accounts. This failed when it was revealed that she canonically uses the souls of dead people create her music. This led to her being one the few fictional characters to become a victim of cancel culture.
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