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| '''The Tenacious Unicorn Ranch ''' is an alpaca ranch ran by [[trannies]] located in Westcliffe, [[Colorado]] in an attempt to create an [[IRL]] [[safe space]] away from dirty [[cis scum]] [[heterosexuals]]. It is essentially a concentration camp for alpacas that was opened in 2018
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| ==The Ranchers==
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| ! colspan="2"|'''The Current Cast'''
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| |'''Penelope ([[Deadname|Phillip Matthew Logue]])'''
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| |The founder of the ranch and the leader of the troon goons who goes by Penny. Was abused by his parents was [[Rape|ass-raped]] as a child (no surprise). Now copes by larping with other non-passing trannies at his ranch. Used to be in the [[Army]] and fathered two children, one of whom he tried to troon out at the tender age of 4. He owns two trans subs.
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| |'''Bonnie (Paul Alexander Mendoza)'''
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| |Bonnie is a [[spic]] from [[Peru]]. Like Penny , he also trooned out as a coping mechanism from [[child abuse|childhood trauma]] as he was [[molested]] by his father as a kiddy. Bonnie is a huge [[misogynist]] despite being a trans-woman. He describes real women as "catty and too worried about aesthetics" which is Spanish for "not willing to indulge in the delusions of an ugly looking man dressed as a woman". Bonnie was married to a guy named Sky until he left him for a batshit insane female to male troon named Kindness. Loves to bitch about the government despite receiving [[welfare|disability buxx]] from it.
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| |'''Kathryn (Kevin Gibes)'''
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| |The stereotypical obnoxious tranny and most notable of the ranchers. He is Penny's [[BDSM]] slave that never does any physical work despite living on a ranch. Kevin generally spends his days rambling on [[Twitter]] about his neo-vagina and grifting for toy money. Kevin is also a [[furry]] because of course he is.
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| |'''Salina'''
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| |40 year old who abandoned his wife and kids to neglect alpacas and have degenerate BDSM sex on a safespace ranch with other disgusting looking trans womyn.
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| |'''Jen (Michael)'''
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| |A stunning and brave [[Coprophiliac]] trans woman. His shit eating adventures were outted on [[SomethingAwful]]
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| |'''Jarrod'''
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| yyy idk ill figure it out
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| ! colspan="2"|'''Previous Members'''
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| |'''Kindness (Alyssa Jo Frauens)'''
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| |An absolute basketcase who collects rats. She was kicked off the ranch after being there for a week for having a massive meltdown when someone questioned her self-diagnosed multiple personality disorder.
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| |'''October Evans'''
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| |So annoying, the other ranchers were told to "shoot on site" if spotted near the property.
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| ==External Links==
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| *[https://www.etsy.com/shop/Tenaciousunicorn Their Etsy. Go ahead, buy some low quality alpaca yarn]
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