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| ==Howard Unruh==
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| {{achtung|FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!}}
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| |+ style="text-align:center;" | '''Howard Unruh'''
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| | colspan="2" style="padding-bottom:1em; text-align:center;" | [[File:Howard_Unruh.png|150px]]
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| | '''Born'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | January 21st, 1921
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| |'''Nationality'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[USA|Americunt]] [[File:MiniflagUSA.png|Americunt]]
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| |'''[[High_score|Highscore]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | Killed 13, Injured 3
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| |'''Style'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | FPS, Single Player
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| |'''[[An Hero]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | [[Fail|No (Surrendered)]]
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| |'''Status'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | <s>[[Vanned|V&]]</s> LOL DEAD
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| |'''[[High_score|Rank]]'''
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| | style="vertical-align: top; text-align: left;" | No rank as of yet
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| '''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[batshit insane]], [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERIMUTT HISTORY]]! He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Lüger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[AlGore|edgy faggots]] who want to take out their [[Virgin|frustration]] on [[NORPs|other people]] by means of [[murder]].
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| His [[At least 100 years|1949]] [[New Jersey]] chimpout, called the ''[[Lulz|Walk of Death]]'' was the deadliest shooting in the US for [[Epic Win|17 YEARS]], until [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charlie Whitman]] stepped up and managed [[Holy shit|17 kills and 31 injuries]] in [[Texas]], on [[Last thursday|1966]].
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| ==Howie's Early Life==
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| Howie was born to [[German|Sam and Freda Unruh]]. He also had a [[13-year-old boy|younger brother named James]]. The fact that he grew up in [[Hell|New Jersey]] could probably give us an insight as to [[I did it for the lulz|why he did what he did]].
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| [[Nobody cares|It is to be noted]] that Howie wanted to become a [[Lolwut|Government employee]]. [[Some argue|Some might argue]] that he was a [[Stephen Paddock|Government plant who set out to make a case for]] [[Raping|tightening]] [[SNCA|American gun laws]].
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| ==Loadout==
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| !colspan="2"|Class Setup
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| *'''Primary''': Lüger P08
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| <center>[[File:LugerP08.png|100px]]</center>
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| *Kraut space magic, chambered in 9mm, ready to kill some [[kikes]], [[polacks]], [[Irish|micks]] and [[guidos]].
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| *'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
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| <center>[[File:ESM_Stopping_Power.png|50px]]</center>
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| *Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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| ==Graded Score==
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
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| |13/20 ''[[Impressed|Impressive...]] for the time at least.
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
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| |17/20 ''13 killed, 3 injured, that [[Gay sex|military training]] paid off.''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
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| |17/20 ''Killed most of the people he was looking for, then proceeded to kill random faggots for [[IDIFTL|no discernible reason]].''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
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| |18/20
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
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| |20/20 ''Kickstarted a [[High Score|trend]] of [[Charles Whitman|things]] [[James Huberty|to]] [[Cho|come]].''
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 85/100 ('''B+''')</big>
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| <center>'''Thank you for your service!'''</center>
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| ==Where is Howard Now, Anyways?==
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| {{rainbow|dead}}
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