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| {{spoiler|TOO MANY GAMERS GET TRIGGERED BY UNLIKEABLE CHARACTERS?? ALSO VIDEO GAMES AREN'T ART}}
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| '''YIIK: A Post-Modern RPG''' is as the name implies, an [[RPG]] that takes place in the [[90s]]. YIIK is notable for being extremely poorly written and pretentious. The main character is an extremely unlikable [[ginger]] [[hipster]] (a very 1990s stereotype) named Alex who often goes into long, pseudointellectual monologues about [[shit no one cares about]]. YIIK was inspired greatly by the [[Earthbound]] series. It took the format Shigesato Itoi perfected for the SNES but replicated it terribly.
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| ===Characters===
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| * [[Neckbeard|Alex Yiik]] - The most obnoxious protagonist in any vidya ever. The quintessential liberal arts [[university]] grad, Alex can't get a job because his degree is useless. He spends his days [[simping]] over an [[Azn]] on a [[x/|paranormal]] [[forum]]. The writers made sure to use a thesaurus for all of his dialog to make him sound
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| * [[Nobody|Michael Kucinski]] - Alex Yiik's [[unfunny|hilarious and memorable]] photographer friend who the writers forget about until the end of the game. You will wish the writers didn't remember him when he takes his shirt off.
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| * [[Emo Cutter Girl|Vella Wilde]] - The cute [[goth]] girl who often calls Alex Yiik out for being a [[narcissistic]] [[retard]]. She is involved in a convoluted [[CWC|dimensional merge]] plotline that makes no sense, even to people who actually play the game.
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| * [[Emo|Rory Mancer]] - A kid whose personality revolves around his dead sister, who became [[an hero]] due to be literally being half-leg (please see the Funniest Joke of All Time section for more information). Rory himself can also [[Mitchell Henderson|lose his ipod]] and [[Amanda Todd|downs a bottle of bleach]] depending on the choices you make. Rory is completely useless in combat. You can't deal damage with him because he's a [[Pussy|"pacifist"]]. His gimmick of protecting his teammates is negated by the existence of the panda shield. Feel free to make him [[#Cut4Bieber|slit his wrists]] for the [[lulz]].
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| * [[Loud Nigra|Claudio Unkrich]] - [[Nigger|Black]] [[Wapanese|weeb]] who abandons his [[vinyl]] store (because vinyls were a huge thing in [[1999]] right?) to study the blade. He is canonically a [[lolicon]].
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| * [[Sheneequa|Chondra Unkrich]] - Claudio's [[Negress|stong, independent sister]] [[Malcolm X|who hates]] [[Honkey|white people]]. Her twin brother is dead too I guess.
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| * [[Whore|The Essentia 5000]] - A sex doll that exists to dump exposition at the player.
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| * [[Eel girl|Sammy Park]] - AKA Semi Pak in [[Gook]]speak. She is an Eliza Lam expy that Alex Yiik desperately wants to bang.
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| ===The Funniest Joke of All Time===
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| ===Games Aren't Art===
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