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| ==Howard Unruh==
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| {{achtung|FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERICAN HISTORY!}}
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| Howard Unruh is a [[Template:Megafaggot|MASSIVE FAGGOT]]!!!!</div>
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| {{Ibhead|<big>'''Howard "Fag with a Mag" Unruh'''</big>}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Nationality:'''|[[USA|Americunt]] [[Image:MiniflagUSA.png]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[High Score]]'''|[[Epic Win|Killed 13, injured 3]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Top 50?'''|No ranking yet. :(}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Style'''|Singleplayer}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''[[An Hero]]?'''|[[Fail|No - Surrendered]]}}
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| {{Ibrow|'''Status?'''|<s>[[V&]]</s> [[Dead|LOL DEAD]]}}
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| '''[[Powerword|Howard Barton Unruh]]''' (January 21, [[Old|1921]] – October 19, [[Lolwut|2009]]), was a [[batshit insane]], [[Faggot|deeply closeted]] [[Oldfag|World War II veteran]], and the [[Epic Win|FIRST MODERN MASS SHOOTER IN AMERIMUTT HISTORY]]! He managed [[Win|13 kills and 3 injuries]] with a [[Gun|Lüger]] in only [[GOTTA GO FAST|twelve minutes]]! While not as impressive as [[Adam Lanza|other]] [[Cho Seung-hui|mass]] [[Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold|shooters]], he laid out the groundwork for future [[AlGore|edgy faggots]] who want to take out their [[Virgin|frustration]] on [[NORPs|other people]] by means of [[murder]].
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| His [[At least 100 years|1949]] [[New Jersey]] chimpout, called the ''[[Lulz|Walk of Death]]'' was the deadliest shooting in the US for [[Epic Win|17 YEARS]], until [[Charles Whitman's Tumor|Charlie Whitman]] stepped up and managed [[Holy shit|17 kills and 31 injuries]] in [[Texas]], on [[Last thursday|1966]].
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| ==Howard's Early Life==
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| Howie was born to [[German|Sam and Freda Unruh]]. [[Shit nobody cares about|He also had a younger brother named James]]. The fact that he grew up in [[Hell|New Jersey]] could probably give us an insight as to [[I did it for the lulz|why he did what he did]]. [[Nobody cares|It is to be noted]] that according to his old [[High School]] yearbook, [[Faggot|Howie]] wanted to become a [[Lolwut|Government employee]]. [[Some argue|Some might argue]] that he was a [[Stephen Paddock|Government plant]] who set out to [[Kill|make a case]] for [[Raping|tightening]] [[SNCA|American gun laws]]... except American gun laws, let alone [[Shit|New Jersey]] gun laws [[Win|were barely affected after this]], even after [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ernest_Ingenito '''ANOTHER''' retard], this time a [[Redundant|wife-beating guido wop bastard]] went for the [[High Score]] [[Lolwut|ONE YEAR AFTER UNRUH'S HIGH SCORE ATTEMPT]], this may have something to do with him only getting [[YOU ARE DOING IT WRONG|5 kills and 4 injuries]]. TRY AGAIN FAGGOT!
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| ==Howard in the Army==
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| [[File:Unruh-WW2.png|thumb|lol fgt]]
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| In 1942, [[Fag|Howard]] joined the Army. Whoopdie-fucking-doo! He saw service as an [[Nobody cares|armor crewman]] across [[Hell|Europe]] between [[World War II|October 1944 and July 1945]]. While serving, he was [[Raped|remembered]] by his commanding officer to be a [[Faggot|first-class soldier]] who [[Moralfag|never drank, swore]], or chased girls, yet spent much time [[Christfag|reading his Bible]] and [[Shit nobody cares about|writing long letters to his mother]]. Though it is to be noted that the reason why he didn't chase girls was because he was a [[Template:Megafaggot|'''MASSIVE FAGGOT''']].
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| [[Psychopath|He also kept '''VERY''' detailed notes on the enemies killed in battles, down to the details of the corpses]]. He was awarded the [[SNCA|European Theater of Operations Medal, the Victory Medal, and the Good Conduct Medal]]. He was honorably discharged at the end of the war and returned to [[New Jersey|Guidoville]] to [[Loser|live in his mom's basement]]. Both [[Family|his brother and his father]] later indicated that Unruh's [[Buttrape|wartime experiences]] had changed him, making him [[Emo|moody, nervous and detached]].
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| ==Everything After That, and Before The Lulzfest of '49==
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| ==Loadout==
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| *'''Primary''': Lüger P08
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| *Kraut space magic, chambered in 9mm, ready to kill some [[kikes]], [[polacks]], [[Irish|micks]] and of course, [[guidos]].
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| *'''Perk 1''': Stopping Power
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| *Increases bullet damage to rape the enemies.
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| ==Graded Score==
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:red;box-shadow:0 3px 6px orange;" | <big>Graded score</big>
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Kills:
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| |13/20 ''[[Impressed|Impressive...]] for the time at least.
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Accuracy:
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| |17/20 ''13 killed, 3 injured, that [[Gay sex|military training]] paid off.''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Style:
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| |17/20 ''Killed most of the people he was looking for, then proceeded to kill random faggots for [[IDIFTL|no discernible reason]].''
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| ! style="text-align:right;" | Butthurt:
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| ! style="text-align:right;vertical-align:top;" | Bonus:
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| |20/20 ''Kickstarted a [[High Score|trend]] of [[Charles Whitman|things]] [[James Huberty|to]] [[Cho|come]].''
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| ! colspan="2" style="{{roundy|9px}}background-color:orange;box-shadow:0 3px 6px yellow;" | <big>Total score: 85/100 ('''B+''')</big>
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| <center>'''Thank you for your service!'''</center>
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| ==See Also==
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| *[[High Score]] - What he inspired. (But is ironically not even on it)
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| *[[Faggot]] - What he secretly was
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| *[[Batshit insane]] - What he ''definitely'' was
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| ==[[Shit nobody cares about|Fun Fact!]]==
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| *Unruh in [[German]] means [[Lulz|chaos]].
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| ==Testing, testing.==
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