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WordPress: Difference between revisions
imported>LulzKiller Good start but I get a wikihow vibe from this. First sentence didn't feel right. Only a minor improvement. |
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If there is one [[homosexual|consistent]] piece of the tapestry that is the net, it's this: [[no|everyone on the net wants to read your thoughts on everything]]. So you need a blog, however both [[LiveJournal]] and [[Blogspot]] are old and irrelevant and [[Tumblr]] is full of SJWs and furfags. So what do you do? | If there is one [[homosexual|consistent]] piece of wisdom on the tapestry that is the net, it's this: [[no|everyone on the net wants to read your thoughts on everything]]. So you need a blog, however both [[LiveJournal]] and [[Blogspot]] are old and irrelevant and [[Tumblr]] is full of SJWs and furfags. So what do you do? | ||
And for this, ladies and gentleman, meet WordPress! The [[shit nobody cares about|latest]] and [[fad|greatest]] blogging platform. Do you [[basement dweller|have trouble conversing]] without the use of [[emojis]]? Do you think [[Black Jesus|Obama]]'s idea of [[Canada|socialized health care]] is detrimental to the [[capitalism|free market]]? Do you often wear a [[furfag|fur suit]]? Well, worry no more. The [[faggotry|magic]] that is WordPress: where the [[loser|people]] of the [[circlejerk|world]] may bask in your [[usi|glory]]. | And for this, ladies and gentleman, meet WordPress! The [[shit nobody cares about|latest]] and [[fad|greatest]] blogging platform. Do you [[basement dweller|have trouble conversing]] without the use of [[emojis]]? Do you think [[Black Jesus|Obama]]'s idea of [[Canada|socialized health care]] is detrimental to the [[capitalism|free market]]? Do you often wear a [[furfag|fur suit]]? (in which case why aren't you on Tumblr as forementioned) Well, worry no more. The [[faggotry|magic]] that is WordPress: where the [[loser|people]] of the [[circlejerk|world]] may bask in your [[usi|glory]]. | ||
==How it works== | ==How it works== | ||
===Step 1=== | ===Step 1=== | ||
First and foremost, form an [[opinion]] on some [[lolwut|very important subjects]]. It can be anything of importance, in fact; everything you do and think is [[false|important]]. Don't forget: WordPress is [[open source]], so all the [[nerd|greatest minds]] of the internet [[lie|went into this creation]]. Did that latest Supreme Court ruling really piss you off? Is this still [[americunt|America]]? Good. You're ready for step two. | First and foremost, form an [[opinion]] (if possible) on some [[lolwut|very important subjects]]. It can be anything of importance, in fact; everything you do and think is [[false|important]]. Don't forget: WordPress is [[open source]], so all the [[nerd|greatest minds]] of the internet [[lie|went into this creation]]. Did that latest [[Supreme Court]] ruling really piss you off because it contradicted your political views? Is this still [[americunt|America]]? Good. You're ready for step two. | ||
===Step 2=== | ===Step 2=== | ||
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==External Links== | ==External Links== | ||
[http://anonym.to/https://wordpress.com/ Start a blog today!] | *[http://anonym.to/https://wordpress.com/ Start a blog today!] | ||
{{sites}} | {{sites}} | ||
Latest revision as of 02:59, 21 February 2022
If there is one consistent piece of wisdom on the tapestry that is the net, it's this: everyone on the net wants to read your thoughts on everything. So you need a blog, however both LiveJournal and Blogspot are old and irrelevant and Tumblr is full of SJWs and furfags. So what do you do?
And for this, ladies and gentleman, meet WordPress! The latest and greatest blogging platform. Do you have trouble conversing without the use of emojis? Do you think Obama's idea of socialized health care is detrimental to the free market? Do you often wear a fur suit? (in which case why aren't you on Tumblr as forementioned) Well, worry no more. The magic that is WordPress: where the people of the world may bask in your glory.
How it works
Step 1
First and foremost, form an opinion (if possible) on some very important subjects. It can be anything of importance, in fact; everything you do and think is important. Don't forget: WordPress is open source, so all the greatest minds of the internet went into this creation. Did that latest Supreme Court ruling really piss you off because it contradicted your political views? Is this still America? Good. You're ready for step two.
Step 2
That's actually pretty much it. What were you expecting? It's just another shitty blogging platform. Get over yourself.
External Links
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