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| '''Regina Hill'''<sup><small>'''[[Nigger|N]]'''</small></sup> is the ''former'' commissioner of [[Shit nobody cares about|District 5]] in [[Faggotry|Orlando, FL]]. On April 1st, 2024, Ron Desantis fired this super-predator for [TBD, "being a nigger" would go great here tbh]. Reasons include, but are not limited to:
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| * Three counts of exploiting the elderly
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| * One count of enacting a scheme to defraud someone of more than $50,000
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| * One count of falsifying someone's identity to make a purchase exceeding $100,000
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| * One count of fraudulently using the identity of a parent / caretaker / legal guardian / custodian
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| * One count of mortgage fraud
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| * Bonus: [[Fact|One non-legal, federally and / or municipally unrecognized count of being an absolute fucking nigger]]
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| {{quote|It’s unfortunate that I have been thrust into these circumstances with these allegations. Unfortunate not just for me but for (the 96-year-old woman) , whom I’ve loved and cared for like my own family. I trust in God above all things, and I trust in the process. After ten years of service for the City of Orlando, I’ve illustrated my love and compassion for my constituents, my city, and my family. I know the truth; I know I’m entitled to due process, in which I trust, and I will await my day in court to prove my innocence.|Regina Hill, knowing damn well "due process" means "I ''am'' the system, itself"}}
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