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imported>Greenfag
Creation of the page Lars Ulrich, for those that want to read about the derp and those that want to link to a real page rather than Butthurt. probably shitty because i'm noob
 
imported>Cobaltcat
Why are they an article? Surely all about Lars is covered in the Metallica article.
 
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'''Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich''' is the [[Danish]] [[hard gay|drummer]], co-founder and [[chode|smallest-penis]] of [[Metallica]]. [[O rly|He is well-known]] in the [[Metal|glam metal industry]] for his amazing [[fellatio|dick sucking skills]] and for [[banned|kicking]] [[Satanist|Dave Mustaine]] out of [[Metallica]]. He's given his [[retard|fans]] many [[lulz]] and [[rage|AAAH!'s]] from his [[piece of shit|exceptional drumming skills]]. As of [[Last Thursday|1984]], Lars Ulrich and [[pretty cool guy|James Hetfield]] are openly [[gay-marriage|married]] and do tons of [[buttsecks|stuff together]], including [[cringe|writing music]] and [[ræp|having fun with fans]], [[child abuse|young]] and [[old people|old]] (people born before the [[1990s|90s]]).

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