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| [[Image:Napster-lars.jpg|thumb|right|250px|]]
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| {{morphquote|mqtest3|background-color:white;|font-weight: bold;|What's a [[Napster]]?||Is trash-can an instrument?||[[Retro|Remember the when we were awesome?]] No? Fucking, 90s kids...||||}}
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| '''Lars Lulu "Suey" Ulrich''' is the [[Danish]] [[hard gay|drummer]], co-founder and [[chode|smallest-penis]] of [[Metallica]]. [[O rly|He is well-known]] in the [[Metal|glam metal industry]] for his amazing [[fellatio|dick sucking skills]] and for [[banned|kicking]] [[Satanist|Dave Mustaine]] out of [[Metallica]]. He's given his [[retard|fans]] many [[lulz]] and [[rage|AAAH!'s]] from his [[piece of shit|exceptional drumming skills]]. As of [[Last Thursday|1984]], Lars Ulrich and [[pretty cool guy|James Hetfield]] are openly [[gay marriage|married]] and do tons of [[buttsecks|stuff together]], including [[cringe|writing music]] and [[ræp|having fun with fans]], [[child abuse|young]] and [[old people|old]] (people born before the [[1990s|90s]]).
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Latest revision as of 16:58, 27 August 2015
