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*[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article. | *[[Mediacrat]] - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article. | ||
*[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite. | *[[Joseph Evers]] - The oldest [[oldfag]]. More info about him is known to be confidential among the [[ED]] elite. | ||
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Latest revision as of 00:37, 5 February 2023
A people or person article is an unfunny article about something or somebody you've never heard of. There are loads of these fucking things made on ED every five minutes, making diehard EDiots rage. As a result of this, you have probably been redirected to this page while searching for your favorite nobody. Well you should thank us for this, because person articles contain your average daily recommended intake of AIDS and fail injected into you straight through your eyeballs. In all likelihood, you have also made a person article on ED. Fear not; read this page for redemption, and maybe the rest of your terrible edits won't be reverted in the future. It is also a friendly reminder to stop being a cock-mongling, self-centered faggot.
Protip: No one cares who ILoveFuckingHorses69 is.
Countermeasures to running into People Articles
- Hit random page!!1!!111 Only 94% of articles on ED are people articles, you'll find a good one eventually!
- Bitch about it.
- Make a titled ED article for everyone you have ever known. evar. It will work.
- Take 3 leaves from the branches of a freshly bloomed Ficus tree to an altar of Zeus and sprinkle them over the sacrificed remains of a newly born baby lamb while chanting the fourteenth verse of hamlet until the blood from the lamb has throughly soaked through , then consume a single canned refried bean (preferably Hormel) and spit the remaining chewed bean matter into a glass of the purest crystal, which you must then shatter over the altar and cover in candle wax. This, and only this, will allow you to continue to the next step, which is to..
- Make a new separate article for every possible spelling of lol, lmao, etc. HOLY SHIT THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN DONE.
How to make a person article
How to start a person article
Follow this simple formula when starting your person article. The rest will write itself.
(name) is a (insult) and (insult) on (website) who thinks (their beliefs) and (something stupid they did).
Notable person articles
- RockyandGinger4ever—Proof of the awesome quality control here at ED.
- Mediacrat - ED was created for the sole purpose of hosting this person article.
- Joseph Evers - The oldest oldfag. More info about him is known to be confidential among the ED elite.