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[[File: | [[File:JoeFirmageAfter.jpg|thumb|right|Jailbait Photo of UFO Abduction victim Joe Firmage after a long night of going down on some guys sewer spout in the Salt Lake County Jail.]] | ||
'''Joe Firmage''' is a failed entrepreneur, [[ | '''Joe Firmage''' is a failed entrepreneur and fraudster, [[Gay|fudgepacker]], and [[UFO|Alien Abduction]] Victim and [[UFO]] Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars of other peoples money on UFO research and his failed companies and projects, for which he subsequently claimed he had been under mind control of space aliens, who turned him gay, and made him take advantage of other people in order to spread their gay alien manifesto called "The Truth".[http://web.archive.org/web/20071007183402/http://www.firmage.org/i/uploads/Truth.pdf] | ||
He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote control of space aliens (USWeb, Novell, Serius). | He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote mind control of space aliens (USWeb, Novell, Serius). [http://www.ufoevidence.org/researchers/detail92.htm][http://www.cnn.com/TECH/computing/9903/17/ufo.idg/index.html?iref=newssearch][http://www.metroactive.com/papers/metro/12.10.98/cover/joefirmage1-9849.html][http://web.archive.org/web/19990909205608/http://www.infoworld.com/cgi-bin/displayStory.pl?990111.eifirmage.htm][http://www.cnn.com/US/9901/12/planetary.executive/index.html?eref=sitesearch] | ||
== Alien Abduction == | == Alien Abduction == | ||
In his book, "The Truth" Firmage wrote about an incident in 1997 in his bedroom while he was [[masturbation|jacking off]]: ''"As I was about to | In his book, "The Truth" Firmage wrote about an incident in 1997 in his bedroom while he was [[masturbation|jacking off]]: ''"As I was about to snooze, something amazing happened". "A remarkable being, clothed in brilliant white light, appeared hovering over my bed in my room. He had dark hair and a beard, I believe. He looked rather annoyed, and asked "Why have you called me here?"'' Firmage then claimed that the extra-terrestrial visitor "zapped" him with his blue balls and transported him to their spaceship, where they performed experiments on him and sexually molested him.[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg192CjeuK4] | ||
[[ | == Ripping People Off == | ||
After his Alien Encounter, Firmage went on to found several other companies including "Manyone" and the "Academy of Arts and Sciences" all of which were dismal failures. Firmage claimed that space aliens had revealed to him how to create anti-gravity and space travel, and he then scammed hundreds of people to work for free by telling them he would pay them salaries, then ripped them all off. He hired young, handsome, gay males with promises of big salaries then failed to pay them. He also used drugs in front of his employees claiming he was a vessel of Alien Intelligence. [http://web.archive.org/web/20160810142704/http://exmormon.org/phorum/read.php?2,197023][https://www.linkedin.com/pulse/many-one-joe-firmage-beau-babka] | |||
== Jailbait == | |||
In order to broaden his experience, and being under the mind control of space aliens, Firmage embarked on a pattern of conduct to allow him to fulfill his jailhouse gay sex fantasies. Joe Firmage used a tin foil hat to conceal himself from law enforcement, but sadly, the hat was not perfectly aligned with the space aliens mind control rays, which allowed him to be detected by police. Firmage was arrested four times for drunk driving, possession of controlled substances, driving drunk on Romulan Ale which was intergalactically transported via a wormhole from Romulus to Earth. The Police were not amused and arrested firmage. While in Jail Joe Firmage was able to truly experience "The Truth" about drinking and driving on Romulan Ale.[http://the-mugshot.website/mugshot/UT/Salt-Lake-County-Utah/2012-Dec-11/3330966/JOSEPH-FIRMAGE][http://the-mugshot.website/mugshot/UT/Salt-Lake-County-Utah/2013-Jun-28/5135152/JOSEPH-FIRMAGE][http://the-mugshot.website/mugshot/UT/Salt-Lake-County-Utah/2013-Nov-23/5770147/JOSEPH-FIRMAGE][http://the-mugshot.website/mugshot/UT/Salt-Lake-County-Utah/2014-Mar-27/6230053/JOSEPH-FIRMAGE] | |||
== Seizure of Assets == | |||
Being a self proclaimed genius, Firmage demonstrated his alien enhanced intelligence by mismanaging not only his personal assets, but his mothers as well resulting in his home and his mothers home being foreclosed and sold at a public auction in order to pay off all the creditors, employees, and customers Firmage has scammed and ripped off over the years. Firmage and his mother filed for for protection from their creditors in United States Bankrupty Court for the District of Utah on September 12, 2016 and got a temporary stay issued to delay the auction. His creditors for the most part were rich, single gay men Firmage had dealt with for years.[http://www.utahlegals.com/notice.php?id=285079][http://academyofscienceandarts.org/about/staff/person-006/][https://www.linkedin.com/in/frankcutler][http://www.bloomberg.com/research/stocks/private/person.asp?personId=640428&privcapId=515196] | |||
== Result of Alien Contact == | |||
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Latest revision as of 22:15, 11 December 2016
Joe Firmage is a failed entrepreneur and fraudster, fudgepacker, and Alien Abduction Victim and UFO Crackpot. He is well known for claiming to have been visited by space aliens in his bedroom who then "zapped" him with a ball of blue glowing energy, experimented on him, then sexually abused him. He is also known for blowing millions of dollars of other peoples money on UFO research and his failed companies and projects, for which he subsequently claimed he had been under mind control of space aliens, who turned him gay, and made him take advantage of other people in order to spread their gay alien manifesto called "The Truth".[1]
He founded several companies, all of which went bankrupt, and from which he was fired after claiming to be under the remote mind control of space aliens (USWeb, Novell, Serius). [2][3][4][5][6]
Alien Abduction
In his book, "The Truth" Firmage wrote about an incident in 1997 in his bedroom while he was jacking off: "As I was about to snooze, something amazing happened". "A remarkable being, clothed in brilliant white light, appeared hovering over my bed in my room. He had dark hair and a beard, I believe. He looked rather annoyed, and asked "Why have you called me here?" Firmage then claimed that the extra-terrestrial visitor "zapped" him with his blue balls and transported him to their spaceship, where they performed experiments on him and sexually molested him.[7]
Ripping People Off
After his Alien Encounter, Firmage went on to found several other companies including "Manyone" and the "Academy of Arts and Sciences" all of which were dismal failures. Firmage claimed that space aliens had revealed to him how to create anti-gravity and space travel, and he then scammed hundreds of people to work for free by telling them he would pay them salaries, then ripped them all off. He hired young, handsome, gay males with promises of big salaries then failed to pay them. He also used drugs in front of his employees claiming he was a vessel of Alien Intelligence. [8][9]
Jailbait
In order to broaden his experience, and being under the mind control of space aliens, Firmage embarked on a pattern of conduct to allow him to fulfill his jailhouse gay sex fantasies. Joe Firmage used a tin foil hat to conceal himself from law enforcement, but sadly, the hat was not perfectly aligned with the space aliens mind control rays, which allowed him to be detected by police. Firmage was arrested four times for drunk driving, possession of controlled substances, driving drunk on Romulan Ale which was intergalactically transported via a wormhole from Romulus to Earth. The Police were not amused and arrested firmage. While in Jail Joe Firmage was able to truly experience "The Truth" about drinking and driving on Romulan Ale.[10][11][12][13]
Seizure of Assets
Being a self proclaimed genius, Firmage demonstrated his alien enhanced intelligence by mismanaging not only his personal assets, but his mothers as well resulting in his home and his mothers home being foreclosed and sold at a public auction in order to pay off all the creditors, employees, and customers Firmage has scammed and ripped off over the years. Firmage and his mother filed for for protection from their creditors in United States Bankrupty Court for the District of Utah on September 12, 2016 and got a temporary stay issued to delay the auction. His creditors for the most part were rich, single gay men Firmage had dealt with for years.[14][15][16][17]
Result of Alien Contact
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Joe Firmage Before Alien Contact -
Joe Firmage After Alien Contact
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