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| 2017 IS THE YEAR OF LARGEPOSTS
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| ITS EASY JUST HIT THE CAPS KEY AND NOW YOU'RE NOT A SMALLPOSTING CUCK ANYMORE. IF YOU DON'T TYPE IN CAPS YOU'RE A CUCK. EVERYONE WHO IS NOT A CUCK NEEDS TO LARGEPOST NOW.
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| SMALL POSTS = SMALL DICK
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| ==[[So Cash]] version==
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| HEY SMALLPOSTERS,
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| MY NAME IS JOHN, AND I HATE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. ALL OF YOU ARE FAT, RETARDED, NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF THEIR DAY SMALLPOSTING. YOU ARE EVERYTHING BAD IN THE WORLD. HONESTLY, HAVE ANY OF YOU EVER GOTTEN ANY PUSSY? I MEAN, I GUESS IT'S FUN MAKING FUN OF PEOPLE BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN INSECURITIES, BUT YOU ALL TAKE TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. THIS IS EVEN WORSE THAN JERKING OFF TO PICTURES ON FACEBOOK.
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| DON'T BE A STRANGER. JUST HIT ME WITH YOUR BEST SHOT. I'M PRETTY MUCH PERFECT. I WAS CAPTAIN OF THE FOOTBALL TEAM, AND STARTER ON MY BASKETBALL TEAM. WHAT SPORTS DO YOU PLAY, OTHER THAN "SMALLPOSTING"? I ALSO GET STRAIGHT A'S, AND HAVE A BANGING HOT GIRLFRIEND (SHE JUST BLEW ME; SHIT WAS SO CASH). YOU ARE ALL SMALLPOSTER FAGGOTS WHO SHOULD JUST KILL YOURSELVES. THANKS FOR LISTENING.
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| PIC RELATED: IT'S ME AND MY BITCH
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| ==[[Gorilla Warfare]] version==
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| WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SMALLPOSTERS JUST FUCKING SAY ABOUT ME, YOU LITTLE SMALL POSTING BITCH? I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I GRADUATED LARGEST POSTED OF MY CLASS IN THE NAVY SEALS, AND IVE BEEN INVOLVED IN NUMEROUS SECRET RAIDS ON SMALLPOSTERS, AND I HAVE OVER 300 CONFIRMED KILLS ON SMALLPOSTERS. I AM TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE AND IM THE LARGEST POSTER IN THE ENTIRE US ARMED FORCES. YOU ARE NOTHING TO ME BUT JUST ANOTHER SMALLPOSTING TARGET. I WILL WIPE YOU SMALLPOSTERS THE FUCK OUT WITH PRECISION THE LIKES OF WHICH HAS NEVER BEEN SEEN BEFORE ON THIS EARTH, MARK MY FUCKING WORDS. YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH SMALLPOSTING TO ME OVER THE INTERNET? THINK AGAIN, FUCKER. AS WE SPEAK I AM CONTACTING MY SECRET LARGEPOSTING NETWORK OF LARGEPOSTERS ACROSS THE USA AND YOUR IP IS BEING TRACED RIGHT NOW SO YOU BETTER PREPARE FOR THE STORM, MAGGOT. THE STORM THAT WIPES OUT THE PATHETIC LITTLE THING YOU CALL YOUR SMALLPOSTED LIFE. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, SMALLPOSTER. I CAN BE ANYWHERE, ANYTIME, AND I CAN KILL YOU IN OVER SEVEN HUNDRED WAYS, AND THAT'S JUST WITH MY BARE HANDS. NOT ONLY AM I EXTENSIVELY TRAINED IN UNARMED COMBAT, BUT I HAVE ACCESS TO THE ENTIRE ARSENAL OF THE UNITED STATES MARINE CORPS AND I WILL USE IT TO ITS FULL EXTENT TO WIPE YOUR MISERABLE ASS OFF THE FACE OF THE CONTINENT, YOU SMALLPOSTING SHIT. IF ONLY YOU COULD HAVE KNOWN WHAT UNHOLY RETRIBUTION YOUR "LITTLE COMMENT" WAS ABOUT TO BRING DOWN UPON YOU, MAYBE YOU WOULD HAVE HELD YOUR FUCKING TONGUE. BUT YOU COULDNT, YOU DIDNT, AND NOW YOURE PAYING THE PRICE, YOU GODDAMN IDIOT. I WILL SHIT FURY ALL OVER YOU AND YOU WILL DROWN IN IT. YOU'RE FUCKING DEAD, SMALLPOSTER.
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| ==See also==
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| *[[So cash/variations]]
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| *[[Bel-air]]
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| *[[Copypasta]]
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| [[Category:Copypasta]]
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Latest revision as of 10:32, 1 January 2017
