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Pixyteri, or Sarah Guilbeaux, is a 27-year-old American cosplayer from Victoria, Texas. She is a shapely, sexy, and cute woman and wants you all to know about it. This article intends to document her success and the development of her career as a kawaii pop idol in Japan. Pixyteri began as an anime-loving young child, with an obsession for Japanese video games and Rumiko Takahashi. Forced to tan at a young age by her mother, she has developed an aversion to looking white, and desires to look Asian at all times. During high school, her mother forced her to ingest tanning pills (now found to be detrimental to health) in order to further yellow her complexion, which has caused psychological dysfunction in her brainmeats. She now believes her skin to be of natural Asian colouring, leading her to question her ethnicity - is she white or Asian?
((Definitely white... fat too))
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