Last Thursday an image of a cat appeared on the Internet, admittedly not an uncommon occurence. However, this was unlike any other of the myriad depictions of feline quiddity already available to the discerning connoisseur, in that the animal in question; named "Tard" (an abbreviation of Tarder Sauce), doesn't want your damn cheezburger, it doesn't have time to ride an invisible fucking bike and it seriously harbours disdain for any funny business.
