Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 7, 2014

Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic is a lyrical troll best known for ruining decades worth of overly beloved trashy pop songs. Where as media whores and bottom rate hanger-ons rely on unsubstantiated claims of BFF status with super stars Weird Al has personally snorted cocaine with every A-lister. Over nearly forty years he has achieved many feats including the destruction of MTV, lighting Michael Jackson's hair on fire, and outing hugboxing rap-ists.

Weird Al is one of the few celebrities who are a vegetarian, and according to inside sources, he attempts, like all dumb-ass vegetarians, to guilt people into becoming vegetarian as well. He also claims to be the inventor of the "Twinkie Wiener Sandwich", which in itself makes him batshit insane. It is believed that parodying shitty music could be some sort of immortality elixir, explaining why Weird Al has been around so long. And if that turns out to be true, that's fucking copyrighted to ED.

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