Encyclopedia Dramatica:Article of the Now/August 9, 2014

BLACKB0ND

BLACKB0ND (aka Ryan Galiber) is an internet famous half-breed who spends his spare time making bait videos for YouTube jewgolds. His channel is based only on drama, controversy, and drinking the tears of gamers with an opposite preference.

BLACKB0ND's videos do however have a purpose; he elaborates upon why his opinion is always valid and claims to "speak the truth." His vocabulary would appear to be limited, as demonstrated by the repeated use of the terms "clown," "social reject," "exposed," "damage control," and "cocksucker," the last being one which he utilizes to excess, due to an enormous amount of projection and personal experience.

Despite on many occasions claiming to not be a troll, Ryan constantly goes on other videos attacking small channels and shaming them on his own videos. In summary, Ryan goes around bullying people with a lower rate of subscribers and prevents them from getting a decent amount because he believes his opinion is god tier.

Ryan also works as a primary school teacher because of his simplistic grammatical ability. What this means is that while Ryan isn't uploading his next bait video, he's stroking his orangutan sausage over school photos of his students like a sick fuck.

Ryan also upholds a firm no h8ers policy of "If you can't accept the truth, then don't come on my channel, because I will block you for calling me out on my lies."

(( BLACKBOND 007: RANT ANOTHER DAY ))

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