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The Eclectic Espeon


The Eclectic Espeon (Eric Ridenour, born April 1, 1993) is a classic example of an attention whore, a hypocrite, a weeaboo, and a pedophile in the My Little Pony fan community. He is a wannabe director studying film and having been placed on academic probation in the past for failing his one and only class, amateur YouTube analyst and Let's-Player, Tumblr blogger, and self-proclaimed male-to-female transgender.

A longtime member of the Internet's most illustrious collection of manchildren, that of the bronies, Espie has over a considerable deal of time, and with minimum effort at that, become one if its more well-known figures. He is the founder and current head of his own "Celestial Spark Studios", a prolific team of nobodies who brought you absolutely nothing at all.

Eric initially began gaining notoriety with his early abridged series, "My Little Pony: The Brony Edition", which gained moderate success throughout the community. He then one day abandoned all this in order to create his own feature-length animated film, Journey of the Spark. And so he stuck to this dream in the face of all else, managing to gain the undying support of hordes of bronies, even assembling a large cast and crew to unquestioningly carry out his bidding. As far as these things go, it was indeed impressive. Promising, right?

Over two years later, after exceedingly vague updates, "Journey of the Spark" was cancelled as a feature-length film. Congratulations, Espie!

(( THE ECCENTRIC ASSPIE ))


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