Encyclopedia Dramatica:Quote of the Now/January 4, 2015

	“	Ok, so I have a Lyra plushie, like this one. I've had it for about 6 months. I cuddle it to sleep every night, I kiss it, I hang out with it when I'm alone, I talk to it, I tell it about my day. I treat it like I would treat Lyra if she was actually here. My family doesn't know about it, only my close friends know. I'm an 18 year old male, I live with 2 people. (Only one knows) and I am going to move into my own place soon… I do not want a girlfriend	„
	—A Brony, via 8chan