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'''[[Wikipedia:User:Krimpet|Krimpet]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Francine Rogers''') <s>is a [[Wikipedia]] [[admin]] who is also an active sysop at the [[Wikimedia Commons]]</s> (desyopped January 2, 2016). | '''[[Wikipedia:User:Krimpet|Krimpet]]''' ([[Powerword]]: '''Francine Rogers''') <s>is a [[Wikipedia]] [[admin]] who is also an active sysop at the [[Wikimedia Commons]]</s> (desyopped January 2, 2016). He's a [[nerd]]y [[boy|girl]], being an undergraduate in [[Computer Science III|computer science]]. However, it was recently revealed that he is [[MTF|a male-to-female transsexual]], which came as little surprise to most, [[Kelly Martin|this being Wikipedia]]. | ||
Like [[Sceptre]], Krimpet is rather [[Maturity|immature]], as he believes that [[Ad hominem|insulting]] the [[vandal]]s is the best way to tackle [[Grawp]] and co., despite this being contrary to what [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Do not insult the vandals|other Wikipedians suggest]]. This was proven at the Wikimedia [http://test.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=renameuser&user=Krimpet&page=&year=&month=-1 Test Wiki], where he renamed Grawp's accounts to suggest Grawp was a [[loser]] after he'd revealed Krimpet's [[dox]] but was kind enough to spare the most [[Shit nobody cares about|crucial information]] from being made public. | Like [[Sceptre]], Krimpet is rather [[Maturity|immature]], as he believes that [[Ad hominem|insulting]] the [[vandal]]s is the best way to tackle [[Grawp]] and co., despite this being contrary to what [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Do not insult the vandals|other Wikipedians suggest]]. This was proven at the Wikimedia [http://test.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Special%3ALog&type=renameuser&user=Krimpet&page=&year=&month=-1 Test Wiki], where he renamed Grawp's accounts to suggest Grawp was a [[loser]] after he'd revealed Krimpet's [[dox]] but was kind enough to spare the most [[Shit nobody cares about|crucial information]] from being made public. His pathetic attacks against Grawp fell on deaf ears, however, as Grawp is a [[Terrorist|freedom fighter]] rather like [[V]] whose idea cannot be destroyed. | ||
Krimpet is supposedly the one who discovered that Grawp was [[JarlaxleArtemis]] and discovered [[:Image:Grawp's Mommy.jpg|Grawp's mommy]]. And Krimpet is supposedly the one who made jeremyhansen.info, a site full of Grawp's dox, which Grawp's mommy sued and got it taken down. But then again it could've been [[NawlinWiki]] who did all that. | Krimpet is supposedly the one who discovered that Grawp was [[JarlaxleArtemis]] and discovered [[:Image:Grawp's Mommy.jpg|Grawp's mommy]]. And Krimpet is supposedly the one who made jeremyhansen.info, a site full of Grawp's dox, which Grawp's mommy sued and got it taken down. But then again it could've been [[NawlinWiki]] who did all that. | ||
Krimpet has also wormed | Krimpet has also wormed his way into the [[Bedford]] controversy, by suggesting that Bedford's DYK hook was "[[offensive]]" to female editors. Krimpet was just one of a few "female" editors who experienced [[butthurt]] over something very, very trivial and inoffensive to anyone who isn't a [[batshit crazy]] [[feminazi]]. Although he has often been described as vigilant but quick to make mistakes, he [https://web.archive.org/web/20100514052645/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=19766 rooted out] a recent sockpuppet correctly for once. | ||
Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a [[sockpuppet]] right from the start. Despite the fact that | Some have suggested that Krimpet was actually a [[sockpuppet]] right from the start. Despite the fact that he only began editing in January 2007, his [[deletionist]] [https://web.archive.org/web/20100514052639/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=18814&st=20&p=111345& tendencies] and broad knowledge of the [[Wikipedia Policies and Guidelines]] were clearly apparent in his first edit, as if without warning a "female" doppelganger of [[Sceptre]] had appeared from nowhere on the [[USA|other side of the pond]]. He had his [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Requests for adminship/Krimpet|RfA]] only a few months later, and totally succeeded. | ||
Krimpet's dox were originally put forward by [[Daniel Brandt]] on his Hivemind page, as noted by <s>[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=18596 the Wikipedia Review]</s>. Since then Krimpet has continued | Krimpet's dox were originally put forward by [[Daniel Brandt]] on his Hivemind page, as noted by <s>[http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=18596 the Wikipedia Review]</s>. Since then Krimpet has continued his batshit crazy feminazi antics by [[Wikipedia:Wikipedia:Miscellany for deletion/August 4|userboxes not allowing]] heterosexual male Wikipedians to state which color of hair they prefer women to have, and the [[Wikipedo]]s all agreed with him, despite the fact that they encourage [[LGBT]] and [[Dickgirl|alternative]] sexual orientation userboxes everywhere because they're more [[politically correct]]. Go on, [[Bedford]], my son, fight that [[feminazi]]. See also a [https://web.archive.org/web/20100514052645/http://wikipediareview.com/index.php?showtopic=19766 Wikipedia Review] thread about this and Krimpet's bitching. | ||
== Quotes == | == Quotes == | ||
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==Unanswered questions== | ==Unanswered questions== | ||
* Does Krimpet still have a penis or did | * Does Krimpet still have a penis or did he crimp it? | ||
* Is Krimpet hot or not? | * Is Krimpet hot or not? | ||
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== External Links == | == External Links == | ||
*<s>[http://people.rit.edu/~fsr3886/resume.pdf Online résumé</s> (baleeted)] | *<s>[http://people.rit.edu/~fsr3886/resume.pdf Online résumé</s> (baleeted)] | ||
*[https://web.archive.org/web/20101114052455/http://fran.dumetella.net/ | *[https://web.archive.org/web/20101114052455/http://fran.dumetella.net/ His egotistical website], nothing but links to his social accounts | ||
*<s>[http://nutmeg.ws Former registered domain name]</s> | *<s>[http://nutmeg.ws Former registered domain name]</s> | ||
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