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[[Image:David-g-ludwig.jpg|thumb|left|[[Internet disease|hottt]]]] | [[Image:David-g-ludwig.jpg|thumb|left|[[Internet disease|hottt]]]] | ||
[[Image:Davidludwig.jpg|thumb|left|Eager to meet [[Bubba]] in his cell.]] | |||
{{warning|THIS d00d IS NOW A [[Zombie|ZOMBIE!]]}} | {{warning|THIS d00d IS NOW A [[Zombie|ZOMBIE!]]}} | ||
[[Image:Columbine.jpg|thumb|He [[IDIFTL|did it for the lulz]].]] | [[Image:Columbine.jpg|thumb|He [[IDIFTL|did it for the lulz]].]] | ||
David Ludwig was a killa. He was fucking a [[16 year old girl|14 year- old girl]], [[Pedophile|though he was 18]]. His girlfriend's parents took offence. Fair enough, right? Nope. Davey [[pwn|pwned]] both of her parents in the head with a [[Counterstrike|Glock]]. The [[Indiana]] [[FBI|Police]] came and handcuffed him and stuck him in jail, where he regularly [[Gay|dropped the soap]] for [[WKD|Big Tony]]. He was sentenced for two lifetimes, so he somehow became [[death|deaded]] and then [[Jesus|un-died to re-die]], all while in jail. | David Ludwig was a killa. He was fucking a [[16 year old girl|14-year-old girl]], [[Pedophile|though he was 18]]. His girlfriend's parents took offence. Fair enough, right? Nope. Davey [[pwn|pwned]] both of her parents in the head with a [[Counterstrike|Glock]]. The [[Indiana]] [[FBI|Police]] came and handcuffed him and stuck him in jail, where he regularly [[Gay|dropped the soap]] for [[WKD|Big Tony]]. He was sentenced for two lifetimes, so he somehow became [[death|deaded]] and then [[Jesus|un-died to re-die]], all while in jail. | ||
==Other Crap== | ==Other Crap== | ||
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==BOKS R GAY LOL== | ==BOKS R GAY LOL== | ||
[[Image:Karaborden.jpg|thumb|The [[Jailbait|14 year old]] David [[Retarded|threw his life away over]].]] | |||
Kara Borden, the stupid ho who got off the hook for being retarded with David was the mastermind behind the whole thing. If you don't agree, just look at this gem: | Kara Borden, the stupid ho who got off the hook for being retarded with David was the mastermind behind the whole thing. If you don't agree, just look at this gem: | ||
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*[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/Haydren's%20Xanga%20Site.htm David Ludwig's Xanga] | *[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/Haydren's%20Xanga%20Site.htm David Ludwig's Xanga] | ||
*[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/haydrenmyspace.htm David Ludwig's MySpace] | *[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/haydrenmyspace.htm David Ludwig's MySpace] | ||
*[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/karaspace.htm Kara Borden's MySpace] | |||
*[http://www.sydlexia.com/imagesandstuff/borden/karebear000_Xanga_Site.htm Kara Borden's Xanga] | |||
[[Category:People|Ludwig, David G.]] | [[Category:People|Ludwig, David G.]] | ||
Latest revision as of 20:07, 7 April 2018
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David Ludwig was a killa. He was fucking a 14-year-old girl, though he was 18. His girlfriend's parents took offence. Fair enough, right? Nope. Davey pwned both of her parents in the head with a Glock. The Indiana Police came and handcuffed him and stuck him in jail, where he regularly dropped the soap for Big Tony. He was sentenced for two lifetimes, so he somehow became deaded and then un-died to re-die, all while in jail.
Other Crap
- He isn't related to Beethoven, not in the slightest.
- Not related to the Koopaling, either.
- When interviewed, he said that he "did it for the lulz."
- His favourite flavor of ice cream is chocolate.
BOKS R GAY LOL
Kara Borden, the stupid ho who got off the hook for being retarded with David was the mastermind behind the whole thing. If you don't agree, just look at this gem:
- "Books are gay," she wrote. She lied about her age, listing it as 17.