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Template:Sockpuppet

What the hell are you doing? ••General Niggerson 08:39, 6 March 2013 (EST)

The template you are referring to is intended to identify suspected or confirmed sockpuppets of existing main accounts, which seem to think that greed is a virtue. I feel it is neccessary for ED to start the suspected sockpuppets pages with the purpose to locate and identify socks.

I was updating all of the notice message templates, including this, so that they all in a common message box according to namespace (currently no CSS style applied). The Citation needed template was updated with parameters. In addition, new templates have been created, particularly discussion-archiving templates in the archival templates. These intend to close discussion threads made by other users.

As for me, I have read and understand ED:101 seriously. I understood ALL of the policies of ED. Currently, I have three articles under construction.

I do not have much time for this freaking shit because I have much work to do and I'm not always logged in to ED 24/7. — Bryan See 10:33, 7 March 2013 (EST)

If you think you know what you whant to do, feel free to undo my revision. ••General Niggerson 13:31, 7 March 2013 (EST)

Thank you, NKO. In show of kindness, I've reverted it. — Bryan See 01:07, 8 March 2013 (EST)

What makes you think that this site's staff will ever grow patient/soft/organized enough to use sockpuppet investigations? If some new user has an edit similar to a banned user, it doesn't take a group of geniuses to label him as a sockpuppet. -Gray 01:35, 8 March 2013 (EST)

WP's policy on sockpuppets makes me think that this site's staff will ever grow patient/soft/organized enough to use sockpuppet investigations. I admit it, they are not actually. BTW, I've made a sandbox of the template; the template is Template:Sockpuppet/sandbox. I'll experiment it so that you can put it to the main template. Thanks. — Bryan See 02:11, 8 March 2013 (EST)

Adjusting to new wikis can be difficult. Just keep in mind that ED likes things easy. -Gray 02:21, 8 March 2013 (EST)

What if I can become a sysop? In the meantime, I get back to creating new templates and its associated categories for ED. — Bryan See 03:34, 8 March 2013 (EST)

feel free to ask for advanced permissions at the nominations page, or at the TJC. :) -hipcrime 15:33, 8 March 2013 (EST)

redlinked images in your new templates

hi. i didn't check, but it sure looks liek you copied those new templates straight from wikipedia. would you at least fix the redlinked images please. further, i would like to remind you that we are not wikipedia, and we are not likely to ever have "sockpuppet investigations" because we are not paranoid fuckers like they are, and that there are cases when sockpuppet editing is encouraged, to avoid any connection between edits here, and edits there. we currently have five sysops banned from wikipedia because of shit like this. please reconsider whether these templates are needed. im fairly sure they are not wanted. but if you insist on them staying, at least fix the images. -hipcrime 04:01, 8 March 2013 (EST)

I have no time to fix them because I have many other things to do. If I am free, I'll fix them. — Bryan See 05:46, 8 March 2013 (EST)

if they are deleted by the time you get around to fixing them, feel free to cuntpaste them from wikipedia again. -hipcrime 15:30, 8 March 2013 (EST)

All right, hipcrime. I have a sandbox ready to experiment. Right now I'm busy. Good bye. — Bryan See 10:53, 10 March 2013 (EDT)

redlinked categories in your new templates

hi. we have enough categories without shit like Category:Navigational boxes without horizontal lists. would you please take some time from your busy schedule and remove the redlinked categories plzkthx. -hipcrime 07:27, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

I've created these categories. There's no need to delete them. Before you can commit any changes or deletions, please discuss at the respective categories' talk pages. — Bryan See 07:44, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Not sure if all this is needed. We'll see how it works out Schnookums 11:00, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Okay, then. I suggest you establish contact with E•(talk)•(Contribs) before making full use of my newly created templates. — Bryan See 11:49, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

quit it with the redlinks. -hipcrime 14:32, 16 March 2013 (EDT)

Quote

	“	I am sending you out like sheep among wolves	„
	—Zaiger (not really), who instructed this user to create a bunch of templates without adding them to the editors or admins list beforehand.

I do not want to be sent out from ED. I want to help. I have many articles/templates/categories/portals in development, clean up, and expansion. How am I going to add these templates to the editors' or admins' list beforehand? — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 09:07, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

I was joking around sillySchnookums 10:04, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Good call joked, Th3purifier. You count on me on improving ED. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 10:10, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

If you're not busy and in IRC would you be up for a chat? Find me/Schnookums in #ED-Logging or #wiki. I have an idea to locate all broken YouTube links using PHP and the latest ED XML archive. Schnookums 10:38, 17 March 2013 (EDT)

Later. If I need you, I'll keep in touch in you. Cheers. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 06:35, 20 March 2013 (EDT)

obvious troll is obvious

just sayin. Uberfukken 10:47, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Listen up, here. I am not a troll. I've started contributing articles, as well as new cutnpaste templates from WP. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 10:49, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

40 articles on train stations in Malaysia and you copypasted from Area 51. Keep going though, this is hilarious.Uberfukken 18:48, 21 March 2013 (EDT)

Good call on this, Uberfukken. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 13:20, 22 March 2013 (EDT)

Safwwefe

hi. i went ahead and moved the page to article space. that article is in our scope, and i am glad to see you writing stuff that is internet relevant. thanks. :) -hipcrime 10:52, 23 March 2013 (EDT)

I know you're busy in real life, but...

i herd u liek templates and memes,so I made you a template with memes, so you can have a template with memes while you make over 9000 templates.

♥
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:36, 25 March 2013 (EDT)
P.S. Personally, I would like to see more articles on Malaysian train stations.

Yes. I acknowledge it. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 12:01, 27 March 2013 (EDT)

Articles on Port Weld and Taiping railway stations are complete. They should be live right now. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 15:35, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

Don't put them on the main space. Keep it to yourself. ••General Niggerson 15:46, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

AOTN DOUBLE FEATURE

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- Mr.Jonzz 16:11, 29 March 2013 (EDT)

Very cool, indeed, Mr Jonzz.

NKO, you should really refrain from harassing me like this, and making unnecessary deletions and reverts to my work. These have nothing to do with you. My work is intended to expand the encyclopedia, just as I did to Safwwefe. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 09:42, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

If you don't respond on his talk page then he might not know you responded to his message ^reply 09:50, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

How is your work "expanding the encyclopedia" when I can only see a page you created have no images related to your articles. Seriously. The least you can do is add a couple of images to your articles before taking off and leaving it out there in the main space like you did with your lame Choo-choo article and then get it labelled as {{deathnotice}} by other editors. ••General Niggerson 11:04, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

You and I were both given editor status without much experience at ED. Obviously something on your resume stood out. But that rapid promotion comes with a steep learning curve. Good news is that ED has cool admins. If you want to learn the ropes I suggest Special:RecentChanges or #ED-Logging Join us in the trenches. You will learn a lot that way. When an admin/editor/user cleans up after you, remember what it was you did and don't do it again! My first week here they literally followed me around with a dustpan. Nothing personal, it's their job ^reply 11:46, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

• ^ ••General Niggerson 11:57, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

I'm sorry, I was being sarcastic. I really don't want to read more articles on Malaysian train stations. If you are taking requests, though, I would like to read more of your Series of Unfortunate Events/Star Trek crossover fiction. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 17:49, 1 April 2013 (EDT)

I'm here to contribute to ED on my intent is to make it the most widely accessed drama-powered encyclopedia on the web. I'll do it if I want to. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 00:23, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

hey

your awesome and completely relevant articles are slowing down the servers, you should take it easy man. cant handle all this train station. toot toot Uberfukken 12:05, 30 March 2013 (EDT)

As for the servers, you should seriously consider upgrading it. I'm happy to help that in the future. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 00:21, 4 April 2013 (EDT)

ED:DONATE. hipcrime 16:47, 5 April 2013 (EDT)

Templates/Categories

BDSee, I appreciate that you want to be useful. But you're doing the opposite. We don't need you to copy/paste a bunch of templates from Wikipedia. I know you're busy but so am I. Patrol #ED-Logging/RecentChanges. Get in the trenches and do some janitor work each day. If you are not sure how to be useful then ask me for suggestions. I've or <nowiki><pre> the categories/templates that were copy/pasted from Wikipedia. Please understand that ED isn't Wikipedia. And we don't want to be. If you're going to start something just abandon it later because you're busy then just don't bother. If you have a response, please make sure to add it to my talk page. Thanks, ^reply 02:57, 6 April 2013 (EDT)

You articles

Alright I am going to have a look at Safwwefe and BatteryIncluded later to see how I can help. If you have any questions or concerns please drop me a note. Regards, 12:51, 20 April 2013 (EDT)

That's fine with me. I am convinced that the latter's behaviour on Wikipedia has since come to light or been persistent as all of this has happened before, and all of this will happen again, but I will improve them to make them stands out. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 23:49, 23 April 2013 (EDT)

BatteryIncluded

I fixed your article to better cover that pathetic loser Starkiller being pwned for his half-assed attempt to fake an Anonymous Operation to get back at a bully on Wikipedia. Nicely found. If you know anything else about Starkiller, I'd really like to get an article started on him, frankly he's (assuming Starkiller is a he) fucking hysterical. Get back to me if you have any relevant information. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:28, 26 April 2013 (EDT)

Catgirl

May I recommend you award User:Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost a catgirl? {{catgirl|your comment}} 09:43, 27 April 2013 (EDT)

RE:

Sure man. I just finished a project today so I'll have a look today! 07:28, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Went ahead and reviewed BatteryIncluded's contributions in search of lulz. I took pleasure in making fun of his name. Also did some formatting. Could I request you don't add redlinks unless absolutely necessary?

Do you know anything more about this user? Does he have something like a Facebook? Anything that points to his RL identity would be helpful 17:04, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Sorry for being a jerk earlier. You seem to be integrating into ED. May I recommend you archive some of the crap above as it doesn't reflect who you are now 18:18, 29 April 2013 (EDT)

Thank you, Schnookums. I am now convinced that BI is a motherfucker, making personal attacks, misrepresenting and deleting other comments made by users to create outrageous, fabricated and fake claims, and even taking it personally, escalating with suicide threats in the form of "taking their meds", as well as his ventriloquist acts of the community site-permabanning Starkiller88 or any aliases from Wikipedia. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 00:18, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

Do you have any RL information though? BTW you forgot to comment on my talk page and I almost didn't see your response 00:49, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

Yes, look into BI's Wikipedia contributions for more. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 03:39, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

Starkiller88

You might have missed my addition to the Battery talkpage, so I'll summarize here.What do you think about writing an article on Starkiller88? You seem to know everything about the guy, you could be a real asset in it's creation. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 11:53, 2 May 2013 (EDT)

Later. Not now, Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost. Maybe I'll create on my userspace then. By the way, all of BatteryIncluded's claims are not real. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 10:55, 4 May 2013 (EDT)

I have created the Starkiller88 page on my user space as you requested. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 01:19, 8 May 2013 (EDT)

I took a look at your article, but it wasn't quite what I was thinking of. I uploaded my version, feel free to comment as you see fit. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 00:11, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

I realize Starkiller88 is a sock of Bryan Seecrets. You used the Starkiller account to keep your shit movie article from being nuked. You are really, really bad at socking. There's an article on that, btw. You might also stop spamming BatteryIncluded links everywhere. Makes you look butthurt. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 13:00, 11 May 2013 (EDT)

Yes, it is. Starkiller88 is a confirmed sock of Bryan Seecrets and seems to think that greed is a pure virtue. And I realize that using abusive, disruptive and tendentious sockpuppets are unacceptable, just like what Dereks1x and Archtransit did in the past. I regretted disrupting/vandalising Wikipedia, he could have improved it in a number of articles relating to Malaysia while respecting consensus and assuming good faith with others. As you can see from BatteryIncluded's comments about this user, he's unwilling to assume one gram of good faith, and has made false accusations, personal attacks, and indirect suicide threats. And, I felt BatteryIncluded is taking advantages of ban by mocking, baiting and abusing the banned user by giving him a kitten, thus telling him to "get well soon," in reality, he wants him dead. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 03:15, 16 May 2013 (EDT)

BatteryIncluded

Not looking like something from Wikipedia. Which is good. 04:56, 9 May 2013 (EDT)

Expansion to the BatteryIncluded article has been done with information about his encounters with Piotrus, FitJock87 and Medeis. Feel free to comment it on the talk page. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 13:36, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

RE:

Got your message and replied on NKO's talk page so we keep the conversation in one place. 01:34, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Same as above. 08:53, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

Acknowledged, and I am going to like it because it is a second last straw in Wikipedia vandalism. —Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 09:40, 18 May 2013 (EDT)

GET WELL SOON!!!!!!11!1111!!!!

Seriously though, quadruple your medication.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 04:36, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

What? You must be joking! I'm okay and fine. I don't want to kill myself. BTW, is this the same image that BatteryIncluded gave banned user Starkiller88 on June of last year? Is this insulting? I realize that this is BatteryIncluded taking advantage of his ban to mock, bait or abuse him - he wants him DEAD. I am going to become one of the most powerful on ED. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 06:42, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

No joke. You are entirely incapable of letting a ban go. You came here, shitposted the same terrible train articles you did on Wikipedia as Starkiller88, and once people had stopped actively telling you to knock that shit off, you proceeded to make terrible attack articles about the guy who helped ban you, and spamming his name all over the place. You invented an Anonymous operation and wrote an article about it. You deserved to get banned. Period. Just let all of this BatteryIncluded shit go. But I know you can't do that, so I recommend that you significantly increase whatever medication you are on.

Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 17:15, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

Shit, I totally forgot you asked me to review your Operation_Phobos-Gone article. It is terrible. Quintuple your medication. Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 17:23, 20 May 2013 (EDT)

You want me to kill myself by overdose?! You want me to step back from my computer?!! You are going to infect my computer with your virus that gives me an image of a kitten?! — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 09:41, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

(cur | prev) 13:37, 22 May 2013 BDSee (Talk | contribs) (25,181 bytes) (Removed "suicide threats" from Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost. I'm stopping all of BatteryIncluded shit now. Do not revert it.) (undo) 

Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost did no such thing. Guess we can add that to your article. 09:45, 22 May 2013 (EDT)

I have move your page as you requested, Sir. But it doesn't seem complete yet. Your article is only 1,835 bytes in page length, which is too short. There 8165 more bytes to go to made the article long enough to be a good article. Please expand the article by digging up more information, gather more picture evidence, and more incriminating quotes on the article subject. Also, contact me or the other EDitors if you need any assistance. Good night. LIATBuster30011 01:09, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

fyi, if i were your doctor i'd feel it necessary to give you about 100mg of thorazine, probably with 2mg of lorazepam stacked on top ♥♥♥ 09:37, 25 May 2013 (EDT)

I don't think you agree with this. I know ASHG has done something, probably trolling for the most part. His account may be compromised, he acts on behalf of BatteryIncluded, or intentionally, I don't know. I've notified Gray and NKO for this matter. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 22:05, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

"notified gray and nko" a. theres zip they can do b. way to contact the absolute worst sysops ♥♥♥ 22:06, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

increase your medication

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

AND KILL YOURSELF

Do us all a favor. 22:15, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

You get 100 cats every time you tell me what to do.

I am BI
You are the only person I have ever known who is bothered more by kittens than {kittens}.
Anwar Sadat's Horny Ghost 22:47, 27 May 2013 (EDT)

I'm getting lately vandalised and spammed by editors who acted more like BatteryIncluded. This is really getting frustrating. — Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 23:51, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

You may cry about it on my talk page. 23:59, 28 May 2013 (EDT)

IRC

irc.wtfux.org #wiki now -- 00:45, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

I am raped!!!!!!

I have been raped, but don't worry. I will be back, you just wait and see, as for BatteryIncluded, you will pay with your dear offenses and crimes you have committed. I will appeal to Halcy•(talk)•(Contribs) at a later time, provided you don't report me to the authorities like FBI and other police.

I wanted to give a service to Encyclopedia Dramatica, but right now, I am going to leave ED. I had more fun as a short-lived ED user. It's been a good honor to working with you. I would like to have my account BDSee to be suspended and deleted entirely.

Regards and good bye.

Bryan See ^{Talk | Contribs} 01:11, 29 May 2013 (EDT)

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