User talk:Niggerhater342

Welcome, Niggerhater342

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Colleen 22:29, 3 September 2013 (EDT)

Hey, Toby

Are you actually going to do something with that abortion of an article you shat out all over the floor or can I just go ahead and flush it now? Also, you *REALLY* need to go and read *THIS* page: Encyclopedia_Dramatica:When is it crap?

Specifically this section:

“	Article/subject bias/stereotyping is generally a good thing, but personal bias/stereotyping is generally not. No one cares that you have a personal pet peeve with PETA, or that fursecuting fur fags is your favored fap fodder. Unless you're the subject of the article then it should not ever be about you in any way whatsoever.	„

In other words, the very fact that, according to your username anyway, you ~hate~ "niggers"...yeah...basically what that means is that for you the lulz are in PROMOTING niggers, pointing your dumbass to the white people page, plastering your user page with NIGGER DICKS and generally mocking you and inciting you to frothing buttrage by taking what ~you~ personally ~hate~ and shoving it the fuck up your ass with a 2x4.

...do you...do you get it now, Sparkles? I mean...I'm not bein too vague on this, am I? To put it in the simplest terms that you probably can't understand...ED is ~not~ a HATE site. Just shove that on up yer ass and sit on it for a bit, mmmkay Sunshine? --Onideus 10:45, 4 September 2013 (EDT)