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Regardless of what you majored in or what part of the country you are in, you will be asked to do all sorts of shit that you had no interest in applying for, like being a repoman in the next county, a credit card counselor in India, or the bookie in Poland for some Nigerian Prince who wants you to hold on to a piece of his fortune by giving him $500. | Regardless of what you majored in or what part of the country you are in, you will be asked to do all sorts of shit that you had no interest in applying for, like being a repoman in the next county, a credit card counselor in India, or the bookie in Poland for some Nigerian Prince who wants you to hold on to a piece of his fortune by giving him $500. | ||
Then | Then there is the spam for credit card and loans and drugs from [[Canada]], because the folks at career builder think you are [[emo|depressed]], flaccid, and can afford to purchase a loan or credit card with an interest rate that will likely enslave you for the rest of your life. | ||
==Upload Resume, Apply for Spam== | ==Upload Resume, Apply for Spam== | ||
One of the things that pisses everybody | One of the things that pisses everybody who uses CareerBuilder off are the forms at the top and bottom of nearly every page that try to get you to sign up for something you have no interest whatsoever in doing it! | ||
Forms like: | Forms like: | ||
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If you are on [[welfare|unemployment benefits]], the check the government gives you ain't worth shit, especially if you have bills to pay, kids to feed, and a mortgage. This is assuming the government doesn't try to block extension of those benefits before they go on a two week break. But hey, [[Hookers and blow|what's an extra $60 out of your pocket going to pay for?]] | If you are on [[welfare|unemployment benefits]], the check the government gives you ain't worth shit, especially if you have bills to pay, kids to feed, and a mortgage. This is assuming the government doesn't try to block extension of those benefits before they go on a two week break. But hey, [[Hookers and blow|what's an extra $60 out of your pocket going to pay for?]] | ||
Paying them $60 gets you nothing but more of | Paying them $60 gets you nothing but more of the same results had you spent that money on [[weed|something more important]]. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
Latest revision as of 22:02, 7 July 2018
CareerBuilder.com is a shit website where anyone who is unemployed, majored in some liberal arts field like screwing people over with their retirement plan can find a job easily, provided that they have at least one relative who was a Jew or have mastered OT 3.
The rest of the world are shit out of luck.
Create Profile, Receive Spam
Because the economy is so fucked up right now, you may think it would be wise to make your resume public on the Internet. What you will really get is more exposure by marketers rather than headhunters or employers.
Regardless of what you majored in or what part of the country you are in, you will be asked to do all sorts of shit that you had no interest in applying for, like being a repoman in the next county, a credit card counselor in India, or the bookie in Poland for some Nigerian Prince who wants you to hold on to a piece of his fortune by giving him $500.
Then there is the spam for credit card and loans and drugs from Canada, because the folks at career builder think you are depressed, flaccid, and can afford to purchase a loan or credit card with an interest rate that will likely enslave you for the rest of your life.
Upload Resume, Apply for Spam
One of the things that pisses everybody who uses CareerBuilder off are the forms at the top and bottom of nearly every page that try to get you to sign up for something you have no interest whatsoever in doing it!
Forms like:
- Do you want to join the Navy?
- How about enroll at DeVry University?
- Sanford Brown?
- University of Phoenix?
- How about the Army National Guard?
- Come on, click this! You'll get more exposure for your resume. (see next section)
Pay the Jews, Recieve More Spam
Recently, the Jews at CareerBuilder came up with an idea to bilk more money out of the desperately unemployed, the same way that televangelists and Scientology get their lulz: They want YOU to pay THEM more money.
If you are on unemployment benefits, the check the government gives you ain't worth shit, especially if you have bills to pay, kids to feed, and a mortgage. This is assuming the government doesn't try to block extension of those benefits before they go on a two week break. But hey, what's an extra $60 out of your pocket going to pay for?
Paying them $60 gets you nothing but more of the same results had you spent that money on something more important.
See Also
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