User talk:IssacWentin

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Colleen 14:49, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

Fuck The Fuck Off.

• I am just here to thank you for writng what I think is the worst article I have ever set my eyes upon. Did you just seriously write a revenge article about how much you hate your middle school, you sad sack of shit? Why don't you do us all a favor and kill yourself right now? oddguy 16:20, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

I'm not done.

• Wait a fucking minute... IS YOUR USER NAME YOUR REAL FUCKING NAME?! Did you write an article about your school, write where it is and do all this under your own fucking name? How about this, you hate your school so much? Maybe I can fucking call them for you, show them this article and see if we can't get you expelled to end your misery? How would you like that? ... Jesus fuck. oddguy 16:25, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

Or they used the name of someone they don't like...or, if it's Jessica (most likely), they're imitating the typical bot behavior that goes unchecked. Jessica isn't known as the "Sock Queen" for nothing. --Onideus 16:36, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

Jessica Liao

FYI, this may be one of the Sock Queens puppet accounts. She's been kicked out of so many different schools for extreme aspie behavior that I think everyone has lost fucking count at this point. Or it could be a JL wannabe...in either event every edit they make on the site should be highly policed for any butthurt behavior and vanity editing. --Onideus 16:33, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

I don't think so. Since that school is in Britland. FAR FAR away from her whoreass. Atomicnumber27 16:37, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

Isn't it a middle school though? It could be something from her past (where she lived somewhere else)...or it could also be that she got sent to a relative's place to go to school there for awhile. It's not that unusual, when I was growing up I went to schools in Arizona, California, Oregon and Washington (due to my parents moving around and being divorced). The name is consistent too with Jessica's recent sock posting behavior. If it's not her it's definitely someone who imitates her. --Onideus 16:42, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

Mmmm, she might also be doing it for an "online friend". It's often typical of those like Jessica to befriend underage kids online, often because they're easy to manipulate and impress. I think I might I go ahead and contact the school, just for shits and giggles (and the off chance that it really is some idiot tweenager whose parents are using the Internet as a convenient babysitter). I might even be so inclined as to send the school a BILL for our "online babysitting services". ^__^

--Onideus 16:52, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

E-Mail

Just sent it off:

I really wasn't joking about the "bill" thing either. If nothing else they'll hopefully start teaching their idiot pukes not to screw around with the volatile centers of the grid. --Onideus 17:36, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

... You could have tried to write something a little more professional sounding... oddguy 17:45, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

It would have been ignored. I hate to break this to ya, but "being professional"...doesn't really get you very far in most cases. If you want to change the system, if you want to break people, if you want to manipulate reality itself at the social level...you need to be "colorful" about it. 10 to 1 says they'll actually bother with a reply to ~that~ e-mail...if I sent them a completely "professional" e-mail...no fucks would be given at all, trust me. ^__^

--Onideus 18:01, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

IDK, I don't think this is something a british headmasted would bother reading. Seriously, british school headmaster... If he reads your email he will probably only respond in order to correct your writing and give you homeowrk. oddguy 18:09, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

...uh, yeah...that would be the reason I "corrected" him on his schools apparent lack of Internet education...and in a very chav-tastic, uppity American sort of condescension that will likely prick his bottom hairs on end as he drops a proverbial load of ass angry into his tightly wound little British breeches. ^__^

--Onideus 18:26, 8 October 2013 (EDT)

• Welp, hope that works. oddguy 18:32, 8 October 2013 (EDT)