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[[Image:Fatman supreme fatness.jpg|300px|right|Fatman displaying his supreme fatness folks!]]
''Oops! Were you looking for his [[Fat Man|father]]?''


'''[[Girlvinyl|Fatman]]''' (aka '''fatman27183141''' aka '''Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont''') is an ideal example of hitting rock bottom on [[YouTube|les tubes]]. Like slowing down to view the remains of dead bodies at a car crash, many YouTubers have unfortunately given this shitstain more attention than he deserves. Chris has [[At least 100|over a hundred]] videos now on les tubes and there is no sign that he is going to stop, as not even retirement can. Even more revolting is the fact that Chris' mouth is FULL of cavities from all the sweets and fast-food he has ingested on camera for the thousands of people strong-willed enough to look at this fat fucking mess of a human. Like almost all fat whores Chris is capable of storing food inside the folds of his fat and mangina in order to keep it warm and fresh for later consumption.


Fatman could possibly have been stopped when he first started his campaign of terror, but the laws of momentum have since rendered him unstoppable by trolls; rather like Snorlax's Rollout attack where every turn the damage is doubled. If this were a Godzilla movie, we'd now be at the point where Sigourney Weaver is saying we have to nuke the internet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. Eventually all that will remain is a single four hundred hour compilation video entitled "US ARMY, FOOTAGE RECOVERED AT SITE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATED CLOVERFAILED."
 
[[Image:Fatman supreme fatness.jpg|thumb|right|Fatman displaying his supreme fatness folks!]]
 
[[Fatman]] (aka '''fatman27183141''', real name '''Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont''') is an ideal example of hitting rock bottom on [[YouTube|les tubes]]. Like slowing down to view the remains of dead bodies at a car crash, many YouTubers have unfortunately given this shitstain more attention than he deserves. Chris has [[At least 100|over a hundred]] videos now on les tubes and there is no sign that he is going to stop, as not even retirement can. Even more revolting is the fact that Chris' mouth is FULL of cavities from all the sweets and fast-food he has ingested on camera for the thousands of people strong-willed enough to look at this fat fucking mess of a human. Like almost all fat whores Chris is capable of storing food inside the folds of his fat and mangina in order to keep it warm and fresh for later consumption.
 
Fatman could possibly have been stopped when he first started his campaign of terror, but the laws of momentum have since rendered him unstoppable by trolls; rather like Snorlax's Rollout attack where every turn the damage is doubled. If this were a [[Godzilla|Godzilla]] movie, we'd now be at the point where Sigourney Weaver is saying we have to nuke the internet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. Eventually all that will remain is a single four hundred hour compilation video entitled "US ARMY, FOOTAGE RECOVERED AT SITE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATED CLOVERFAILED."


For all we know this [[fat]] bastard ate [[Cloverfield]] AND the monster.
For all we know this [[fat]] bastard ate [[Cloverfield]] AND the monster.
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<center>{{fv|fatmanexhibits|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
<center>{{fv|fatmanexhibits|background-color: white;|font-weight: bold;
|<youtube>VmvXKErYDV8</youtube>
|<youtube>VmvXKErYDV8</youtube>
<center><b>Doing a shakeup easily tiring out</b></center>
<center><b>Doing a Fatman shake up, easily tiring out</b></center>
|<youtube>S1roSV6iSGg</youtube>
|<youtube>S1roSV6iSGg</youtube>
<center><b>Giving up on life (again)</b></center>
<center><b>Giving up on life (again)</b></center>
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<center><b>Shit Stains 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]</b></center>
<center><b>Shit Stains 2: [[Electric Boogaloo]]</b></center>
|<youtube>qg9kiKsFKiY</youtube>
|<youtube>qg9kiKsFKiY</youtube>
<center><b>Shitting and then puking in the bathtub</b></center>
<center><b>[[2girls1cup|Shitting and then puking]] in the [[Tubgirl|bathtub]]</b></center>
}}</center>
}}</center>


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Being the batshit attention whore he is, Fatman has retired many times but has always eventually returned. One can tell Fatman is going to retire when he concludes his video with "goodbye and have a nice life" as opposed to the standard "goodbye and have a nice day." Perhaps his most infamous retirement was when he [[Spergin|sperged]] the hell out, yelling "fuck the world" and insulting his fans who didn't want him to retire.
Being the batshit attention whore he is, Fatman has retired many times but has always eventually returned. One can tell Fatman is going to retire when he concludes his video with "goodbye and have a nice life" as opposed to the standard "goodbye and have a nice day." Perhaps his most infamous retirement was when he [[Spergin|sperged]] the hell out, yelling "fuck the world" and insulting his fans who didn't want him to retire.


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Because Fatman retires so much, he has decided to put all of his videos through his "manager".
Because Fatman retires so much, he has decided to put all of his videos through his "manager".
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*They both have serious mental issues. While Fatman has never officially been diagnosed with [[autism]] as Christian has, he shares similar symptoms including awkward speech patterns (using the word "folks" over and over again) and very repetitive behavior (see Retirement(s).
*They both have serious mental issues. While Fatman has never officially been diagnosed with [[autism]] as Christian has, he shares similar symptoms including awkward speech patterns (using the word "folks" over and over again) and very repetitive behavior (see Retirement(s).
*They both [[shit]] their pants.
*They both [[shit]] their pants.
*[[Dying alone|They're both virgins in their late twenties to early thirties who still live with their parents and will never go anywhere in life.]]
*[[Dying alone|They're both virgins in their late twenties to early thirties who still live with their parents and will never go anywhere in life.]] (Fatman is 31, as shown in his many accounts)


To Fatman's credit however, he's shown himself to be more clever than Chris-chan. An example being during a live show in [[2010]], when Fatman received donations from his viewers and then retired in the middle of the show stating he was going to use the money to buy an [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] game, [[trolling]] his fanbase. He later returned in January 2011 and like [[sheep]] his fans have returned to view more of his [[Pain series|wacky antics]].
To Fatman's credit however, he's shown himself to be more clever than Chris-chan. An example being during a live show in [[2010]], when Fatman received donations from his viewers and then retired in the middle of the show stating he was going to use the money to buy an [[Xbox 360|Xbox]] game, [[trolling]] his fanbase. He later returned in January 2011 and like [[sheep]] his fans have returned to view more of his [[Pain series|wacky antics]].


==Gallery of Fat==
==Gallery of Fat==
<gallery>
 
{{cg|Fatman|Fatman|center|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Fatman shirt.png
File:Fatman rash.jpg
File:Fatman folks.jpg
Image:Got_shit_in_my_pants.png|I told him yeah dad I have shit in my pants, hehe! What a fuckin dumbass, eh? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UkVqd-3R78 video of quote]
Image:Got_shit_in_my_pants.png|I told him yeah dad I have shit in my pants, hehe! What a fuckin dumbass, eh? [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_UkVqd-3R78 video of quote]
Image:Paul_whitney_in_front_of_fatmans_house.jpg|Fatman's dad, Paul. He's a professional.
</gallery>|<gallery perrow="4">
File:Fatman avatar.jpg
Image:fatman_with_goths.jpg|Fatman posing with the local goth scene in Rutland.
Image:fatman_with_goths.jpg|Fatman posing with the local goth scene in Rutland.
Image:Fatman.jpg|Auugh yeah folks!
Image:Fatman.jpg|Auugh yeah folks!
</gallery>
</gallery>
}}


==External Links==
==External Links==
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanisback2011 Fatman's current account]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/supremefatness1 Newest account]</s>
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/fatman27183141 Fatman's original account, long since closed]
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanisback2011 Fatman's current account]</s>
* <s>[http://www.youtube.com/user/fatman27183141 Fatman's original account, long since closed]</s>
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/ProphetChristopher1 Abandoned account]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/ProphetChristopher1 Abandoned account]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanmirrorsagain His Manager's current account, serving as a mirror account]
* [http://www.youtube.com/user/fatmanmirrorsagain His Manager's current account, serving as a mirror account]

Latest revision as of 08:32, 5 August 2018

Oops! Were you looking for his father?


Fatman displaying his supreme fatness folks!

Fatman (aka fatman27183141, real name Christopher Paul Whitney of Rutland, Vermont) is an ideal example of hitting rock bottom on les tubes. Like slowing down to view the remains of dead bodies at a car crash, many YouTubers have unfortunately given this shitstain more attention than he deserves. Chris has over a hundred videos now on les tubes and there is no sign that he is going to stop, as not even retirement can. Even more revolting is the fact that Chris' mouth is FULL of cavities from all the sweets and fast-food he has ingested on camera for the thousands of people strong-willed enough to look at this fat fucking mess of a human. Like almost all fat whores Chris is capable of storing food inside the folds of his fat and mangina in order to keep it warm and fresh for later consumption.

Fatman could possibly have been stopped when he first started his campaign of terror, but the laws of momentum have since rendered him unstoppable by trolls; rather like Snorlax's Rollout attack where every turn the damage is doubled. If this were a Godzilla movie, we'd now be at the point where Sigourney Weaver is saying we have to nuke the internet from orbit because it's the only way to be sure. Eventually all that will remain is a single four hundred hour compilation video entitled "US ARMY, FOOTAGE RECOVERED AT SITE PREVIOUSLY KNOWN AS YOUTUBE, MULTIPLE SIGHTINGS OF CASE DESIGNATED CLOVERFAILED."

For all we know this fat bastard ate Cloverfield AND the monster.

Fatman - Sysop of AnonTalk?

PROBABLY If one thinks rationally, one can deduce this. Let me explain my logic. Sysop of Anontalk is 955 as proven by the AnonTalk article (however a recent change has led to no more recognizable ids, making our task only slightly harder. 955 has a distinct style (arrogant, rude, overbearing, neo-Nazi), so it is not hard to distinguish him.), but as for 955 being FatMan, this is evident from the fact that 955 is consistently posting links to new FatMan videos whenever they appear, and defending fat people on the forums in general. Despite the Sysop of AT claiming to be from Sweden, and in FatMan's profile, America, this is not relevant. Either persona could be lying. Both personas claim to be in their 20s.

Exhibits (You've been warned)

Videos of Fatman eating

Opening a bottle of chardonnay with a knife while arguing with his father

Fatman being a nigger

As requested, eating a whole box of Twinkies

Previous Video | Next Video

Other disgusting videos

Doing a Fatman shake up, easily tiring out

Giving up on life (again)

Singing in his whitey tighties

Showing off the shit stains in his underwear

Shit Stains 2: Electric Boogaloo

Shitting and then puking in the bathtub

Previous Video | Next Video

Retirement(s)

Being the batshit attention whore he is, Fatman has retired many times but has always eventually returned. One can tell Fatman is going to retire when he concludes his video with "goodbye and have a nice life" as opposed to the standard "goodbye and have a nice day." Perhaps his most infamous retirement was when he sperged the hell out, yelling "fuck the world" and insulting his fans who didn't want him to retire.

Because Fatman retires so much, he has decided to put all of his videos through his "manager".

Similarities to Chris-chan

To Fatman's credit however, he's shown himself to be more clever than Chris-chan. An example being during a live show in 2010, when Fatman received donations from his viewers and then retired in the middle of the show stating he was going to use the money to buy an Xbox game, trolling his fanbase. He later returned in January 2011 and like sheep his fans have returned to view more of his wacky antics.

Gallery of Fat

  • I told him yeah dad I have shit in my pants, hehe! What a fuckin dumbass, eh? video of quote
    I told him yeah dad I have shit in my pants, hehe! What a fuckin dumbass, eh? video of quote
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  • Fatman posing with the local goth scene in Rutland.
    Fatman posing with the local goth scene in Rutland.
  • Auugh yeah folks!
    Auugh yeah folks!

External Links

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