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Cobaltcat: ED's lovable lil rascal

HEY THERE! Hey, Cobaltcat! I saw what you did with that black Wikipedo.. I just wanted to say keep up the good work.

  Sickpuppy  14:08, 15 June 2014 (EDT)

Me Wanna be Admin

Hey Cobaltcat,

How do I become an Admin? Because I would pretty please with a cherry on top become one!!!!! McAusten!!!!!! (shitty complaints) (me not giving a fuck) 08:28, 17 June 2014 (EDT)

Re:So I Herd

Sorry for the late response, I've been sick for the past week and my body feels like that of an old fuck. The story was beautiful and I will cry my fucking eyes out everytime I read it. Also, Id rather be at Oregon than Texas. Smashdude64 23:14, 28 June 2014 (EDT)

XOTN

Ya don't gotta protect all the XOTNs anymore. Someone finally figured out why they weren't retaining cascaded protection and fixed the problem.  Sickpuppy  10:21, 9 July 2014 (EDT)

yo

Just because someone used the same username as the person they're writing about doesn't necessarily mean that they are that person. --Mantequilla (talk) 15:52, 10 July 2014 (EDT)

Well given the small channel, and the likeliness of having fanboys, I presumed it was him. I do acknowledge it could be a stupid fanboy. But it was pure promotion, though. CobaltCat 15:55, 10 July 2014 (EDT)

The Wannabe Dickriders

That was smart to move The Wannabe Dickriders to its own article. We don't need sorry butt-hurt stinking up a lulzy article. :D --The MadShangi 01:40, 12 July 2014 (EDT)

Re: 3 days of darkness

I didn't endearingly label ya ED's lovable rascal for nothin' <3.  Sickpuppy  10:23, 23 July 2014 (EDT)

want to see my penis?

I mean my vagina? Gretchen 03:54, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

Yes. And your tits. CobaltCat 04:12, 28 July 2014 (EDT)

I've come back from the dead for baleetions

I hear my estranged surrogate daughter Shangi is upset that people keep changing his Dickriders page. Maybe it's ripe for a baleetion seeing as Jiminy Fuckface can't make a Hyena laugh. ---Raoul's Ghost 10:02, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

Ok I'll go along with that, but I think it will need some sprucing up. Spring cleaning time. Does Shangi have his own page yet? I can only envision such a page being of epic hilarity. ---10:11, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

It's missing so much in terms of good lulz. I'll put in some work. ---10:38, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

If you are done having your bitch fight with Shangi

I'll see what I can do. ---TheSkepticalHeretic 15:06, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

That page deserves an enema.---TheSkepticalHeretic 17:17, 17 August 2014 (EDT)

It will take some time, but I will help your page. ---TheSkepticalHeretic 17:22, 18 August 2014 (EDT)

RE: ring ring

I hate you, please die. ^reply 09:38, 23 August 2014 (EDT)

An innocent Jew almost died because of you. ^reply 09:46, 23 August 2014 (EDT)

Time to make some kitty litter

You dirty fedora enthusiast, "ban me for this" was the edit summary of the article's creation. You've just made an enemy for life.  VX  • 12:01, 16 September 2014 (EDT)

THANK YOU SIR

I appreciate the love <3 - Phobos 03:59, 18 September 2014 (EDT)

RE:wow

But which of them drank the blood of Mannoroth? Also is which timeline is that brown orc from? ^reply 14:52, 30 September 2014 (EDT)

good

haha fgt--Boudica 02:35, 17 October 2014 (EDT)

Wiscancer

meow

:>   vermin  00:22, 21 October 2014 (EDT)

his unorthodox voice may be lulzy, but it doesn't compare to the accent of my favorite catfag :3   vermin  01:39, 21 October 2014 (EDT)

suck my balls

You gay Norwegian. Gretchen 03:06, 3 November 2014 (EST)

RE:Ban I did. Gretchen 03:11, 3 November 2014 (EST)

Brianna Wu's bathroom lurking

Why did you remove that section? It seemed well sourced. - Plantourchen 07:12, 4 November 2014 (EST)

Feminist Frequency/Jonathan McIntosh

Why did you make this a subpage? Anita's puppet master is definitely important enough to be in mainspace.  VX  • 19:21, 5 November 2014 (EST)

Dox Removal

Hi, I have not been here for ~6 months and first noticed that the history of the Spax3 page (and of several other articles as well) is almost all hidden due to "doxing". Is it a new sort of censorship on ED that I have missed? And also a little question: is it okay to post dox via doxbin template? --EreorgC888fag 13:55, 6 November 2014 (EST)

does your mom know you're on this website or do I have to tell her myself

read the subject ♥♥♥ 11:34, 14 November 2014 (EST)

(Plumbing log); 09:53 . . Cobaltcat (Talk | contribs | ræp) flushed "User:Cobaltcat/monobook.css" (LOL OPERA.)

you just embarrassed yourself publicly by admitting to using a known piece of nerd software ♥♥♥ 11:58, 14 November 2014 (EST)

Re: Sektie CP

Guess I probably shouldn't have flushed the talk page as well. I'll fish the archive link back up for you, but the tl;dr of it was a blog post made a few days ago that CrackRabbit provided a link to. In it she claims we're hosting a picture she took of herself at 15 that qualifies as CP, posted here by an angry ex of hers. Considering you could see through the bra in the picture, and it was the only "nude" picture in the article with the caption "If a bra is child pornography then the Sears young ladies catalog should be on Tor.", I had to conclude that this was the picture in question. Here's the discussion that was had last night; you're more than welcome to unflush the picture if you think I made a mistake. Talk | Contribs 07:36, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Should Sektie_Business_card.gif be restored? I only deleted it because BakaRed deleted Sektietits.jpg. If you [Cobaltcat] believe that it should be restored, then go ahead and restore it. I won't reverse your actions or argue against you. I'll trust your judgment. I just rather not be the one to restore questionable content, and I'm busy tomorrow. --JuniusThaddeus 20:30, 26 November 2014 (EST)

Actually, Mantequilla deleted Sektietits.jpg, so I deleted Sektie_Business_card.gif again. --JuniusThaddeus 11:47, 29 November 2014 (EST)

The Next Time...

You just go ahead and claim things as being true or not without having any ability to verify them dont put them on public pages for retards to find. [1] -=- Phobos 03:24, 29 November 2014 (EST)

Idk mang just keep a lookout I guess there's a lot of randos floating around -=- Phobos 04:01, 29 November 2014 (EST)

Autobiography

That's it, you're getting written into my story. A catfag friend who constantly hits me up for dick pix and sends me pictures of dead family members and homoerotic photoshops because he has a crush on me. Also you can be my editor, but I can only afford to pay you in buttsex.  Vermin    10:31, 1 December 2014 (EST)

How come?

How come there is no article about the arab spring?, I made one, Its here,But i suck,I wish someone helps me Tigercommander 08:10, 8 December 2014 (EST)

Feminist Frequency/Jonathan McIntosh

Is there a specific reason this isn't in mainspace? It's beyond AOTN material. V X 22:48, 18 December 2014 (EST)

I mention it mainly because it hurts SEO and internal searchability. V X 02:27, 19 December 2014 (EST)

abby martin

You got a crush--Boudica 00:56, 21 December 2014 (EST)

Agreed. There needs to be a massive gallery for her.--Boudica 01:00, 21 December 2014 (EST)

I doubt that--Boudica 01:04, 21 December 2014 (EST)

boudica:	<3 cobalt

.

Tigercommander 01:07, 21 December 2014 (EST)

Yes Boudica wants my massive dick inside her vagina. Not really a state secret. Someone has to pop her cherry. CobaltCat 01:12, 21 December 2014 (EST)

so what are we gonna do about the TSE article?

• Those two fags have like 900 videos in between them and are apparently full of racist and misogynistic bullshit. Could just write something up but I feel like I would be missing a lot of good stuff... I have the same problem with Peter Coffin. oddguy 09:49, 4 January 2015 (EST)

I know and Jordan's videos are hour long sessions. We could release it and hope someone with more stamina than us will write some meat on it. It isn't bad at the moment, just a tad lackluster. CobaltCat 09:52, 4 January 2015 (EST)

• Alright, I'll do that. Load it up with text and hope someone else cares enough to dig deeper. oddguy 10:18, 4 January 2015 (EST)

Good Jew. You have deserved 30 minutes more in the oven. CobaltCat 10:28, 4 January 2015 (EST)

• Okay, I did what I could with that article... ca you photoshop an animated gif? oddguy 16:02, 4 January 2015 (EST)

You mean make one or alter an existing one? CobaltCat 16:12, 4 January 2015 (EST)

• stick their heads on this? oddguy 16:14, 4 January 2015 (EST)

Shouldn't be a problem, will look into tomorrow, needs to catch some shuteye. CobaltCat 16:17, 4 January 2015 (EST)

• Want me to tuck you in? oddguy 16:21, 4 January 2015 (EST)

• I moved it to the mainspace. No point in waiting anymore. Let me know when you finish the gif. Meanwhile I'll make an Anita navigation template and put her, McIntosh and TSE in it. Once the Gif is ready I'll put the article on AOTN. Also, check the srh shit. New logs dropped. oddguy 05:08, 5 January 2015 (EST)

• On another topic: How do you feel about making me a bunch of icons for the GG template? oddguy 17:41, 5 January 2015 (EST)

How do you feel about sucking my dick until there is no longer any spunk left inside my hairy balls? CobaltCat 00:10, 6 January 2015 (EST)

• Alright but I cant the icons first. oddguy 03:47, 6 January 2015 (EST)

What do you want Jew? I meant apart from Shekels. CobaltCat 03:51, 6 January 2015 (EST)

• Randi Harper, The IGN logo,Jonathan McIntosh, Jimbo, Sarah Butts - Icons of these people for the template. If you could make one of two of them that would be cool. oddguy 05:51, 6 January 2015 (EST)

this for Randi Harpy? for IGN.

• Can you make this into an icon? If only one of them is a gif it'll look ugly. oddguy 07:09, 6 January 2015 (EST)

Rather this Or put that as a subtitle to the IGN logo. CobaltCat 07:13, 6 January 2015 (EST)

• I could just stick that in the article. oddguy 07:15, 6 January 2015 (EST)

Works for me. CobaltCat 07:17, 6 January 2015 (EST)

I came Tigercommander 04:03, 6 January 2015 (EST)

Does Anyone Have Direct Contact With The Guy?

Don't type his name here, I don't want him to be able to search for it. If someone is in direct contact you might try baiting the guy by saying how pathetic he is that he couldn't even buy his own and had to rip off pictures from other people. Which may entice him into directly confirming it simply as a means of trying to prove you wrong (his type is real prone to fucking up like that). --U Mad Bro 01:45, 29 January 2015 (EST)

Nah, he blocks everyone on Twatter. CobaltCat 01:49, 29 January 2015 (EST)

you're northern euro

... you otherwise worthless son of a bitch. I dare you to pretend you don't like Gothenburg. i dare you

Yes I'm drunk, what's with the Spanish Inquisition? I thought you were northern —  VX  07:18, 14 February 2015 (EST)

no one asked if you had been there fgt

gothenburg sound

god you're just like massgrav

except gay —  VX  07:30, 14 February 2015 (EST)

and ginger

and a fedora enthusiast

and a filthy dane

portmaster ghosts/hamlet; echo "woooo i'm a shitty, plagiarized play" —  VX  07:36, 14 February 2015 (EST)

lolcow vid

Give it to me. If YT and such won't host it, I can. —  VX  00:10, 2 March 2015 (EST)

Intelligent enough

until ppl set it to private —  VX  03:14, 2 March 2015 (EST)

Regarding the "Captain" Article

I tried to e-mail you about this, but I was met with an error message, despite the fact that I have verified my e-mail. I am the sole creator of this shitty attack article; all of the content is fabricated to make someone else look bad. As much as I love fucking with people, I made an article based entirely on fabricated information to slander an underage user. Is there any way I can get into contact with someone who can have a good portion of this content (if not the whole article) removed? Or are you the guy I should be talking to? (Also, I have no idea how the hell I'm supposed to put a signature here. I'm a retard when it comes to editing shit on here) — Preceding comment added by AbsolutelyHaram (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

Regarding Muhammed sex simulator

https://encyclopediadramatica.se/File:MSS15_Klebold_Spoilers.jpg

Notice the EXIF / meta data on that? I changed the data of a lot of the picture files in MSS when we were still designing it.. well, all I did was add some pics, did the easter eggs, and fetched the sound effects..

Anyways, since you were smart enough to have found my Columbine easter egg, I want you to do some more research and report to me what you find :)

Look through the files, thats the only tip I'll give you. The only real tip you'd need anyways.

AlGore 00:56, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

You are gay

(show/hide) 08:51, 7 March 2015 Cobaltcat (Talk | contribs | ræp) ræped AuDeLaTism (Talk | contribs) with an expiry time of infinite (account creation disabled, cannot edit own talk page) ‎ (ZOMG BLANKING IN PROGRESS) (unblock | change block)

Did you really ban him for blanking his own article? Tigercommander 18:31, 11 March 2015 (EDT)

mquotes

Hey do you know how to fix the two mquotes here? It looks right in preview but ends up fucked once I save the page Gretchen 16:32, 12 March 2015 (EDT)

Cool thanks Gretchen 19:35, 12 March 2015 (EDT)

lolthat guy you raped has been trying to remove that for 3 years :D Gretchen 02:26, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

words hurt, you ginger faggot. Gretchen 03:27, 15 March 2015 (EDT)

Freebleding

Wtf is this -> Freebleeding. Plan on editing it?  SeeBeen   20:37, 21 March 2015 (EDT)

Re: Meow

Squeak squeak. Vermin    01:23, 8 April 2015 (EDT)

Save perfect lolcow material from biased edits

Hi, would you mind unlocking the Lord Foxworth article? Me and several others have decided that this is indeed real and not a troll, yet the article creator does not agree and wants to make the article biased. You can read why on the article's discussion. Thank you. — Preceding unsigned comment added by Fishgenocide (talk • contribs)

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Cat Rat Fever

This is us. What kind of things would you like to do together? Vermin    14:05, 9 May 2015 (EDT)

Shut up and take it, betch

You two have fun. I call next. Vermin    23:58, 11 May 2015 (EDT)

????

• Why did you add a collection of pictures of his band's albums to the article? What was the point of that? oddguy 09:13, 18 May 2015 (EDT)

it isn't a bug!

i'd leave it enabled but i suspect i'd wake up to a raped weaselbot. i'll fix it tomorrow. ^reply 15:18, 19 May 2015 (EDT)

You know what's up

I like this.
Good to know you're on my team. Vermin    00:11, 26 May 2015 (EDT)

wb

just in time. :^) -hipcrime 12:53, 28 October 2022 (EDT)

Daniel Pearl

it apparently was hosted at ED and best i can remember someone probably followed the redlink and rewrote a stub. but i cant tell for sure cuz the old revisions are gone, but i looked and found it at Wayback. thx for pointing that out. :^) -hipcrime 13:41, 2 November 2022 (EDT)

sup faggot

if you keep doing shit like bringing up old shit like you did w uploading the nudes to ED singers i guarantee that i will see to it that you are harmed in real life. that is not a threat, it is a warning. kthanks Meepsheep (talk) 22:24, 4 November 2022 (EDT)

just wanted to return and say that some of my vernacular above was probably not incredibly appropriate, and I apologize for that, but ultimately the main point remains. Meepsheep (talk) 13:41, 8 November 2022 (EST)

Joady Lohr

thanks. and that's repented gay tyvm. :^) -hipcrime 19:52, 17 January 2023 (EST)