- Portals
- The Current Year
- ED in the News
- Admins
- Help ED Rebuild
- Archive
- ED Bookmarklet
- Donate Bitcoin
Contact an admin on Discord or EDF if you want an account. Also fuck bots.
Dips Tobacco Redneck: Difference between revisions
Jump to navigation
Jump to search
imported>Sidecar minor overhaul; dead yts pulled (replaced where poss); new section ("in popular culture") |
imported>Sidecar + couple more vids i found; new {{fv}} in "the return" |
||
| (3 intermediate revisions by the same user not shown) | |||
| Line 1: | Line 1: | ||
[[Image:DTR FaceofFail.jpg|thumb| | [[Image:DTR FaceofFail.jpg|thumb|400px|The face of American democracy.]] | ||
There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why? | There are plenty of [[Obama]]-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded [[KKK]] dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a [[Bush|retard]] [[White trash|like them]]. [[Last Thursday]], some [[drunk]]/[[high]]/[[retarded]] [[redneck]] became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent [[rage]], '''DTR''' (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to [[Attention whore|fire up the ol' webcam]] and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why? | ||
| Line 12: | Line 10: | ||
If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]]. | If for some reason [[stupid|you've neglected to read the title of this article]], it's because he wants to ban [[what|flavored dipping tobacco]]. | ||
__TOC__ | |||
{{clear}} | |||
==It Came From the Single-Wide== | ==It Came From the Single-Wide== | ||
{{main|Kentucky}} | |||
[[Image:ObamaINpeached.jpg|thumb|220px|Redneck demands of iNpeachment are met.]] | |||
[[Image:Bitches don't know bout my dip.JPG|thumb|220px|BITCHES DON'T KNOW BOUT MY [[Flavor Flav|FLAVORED]] DIP]] | |||
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]]. | After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly [[lulz]]y is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of [[Faux News]]. His face is completely swollen with the [[cancer|joy of tobacco]]. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing [[Chikins|a popular southern dish]] and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious [[butthurt]]. | ||
<center><youtube>ZlNQ5gZVytk</youtube></center> | <center><youtube>ZlNQ5gZVytk</youtube></center> | ||
| Line 25: | Line 26: | ||
== The Return == | == The Return == | ||
<br> | |||
<center><youtube>6BoIY1eBZm4</youtube | <center> | ||
Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek. | {{frame|{{fv|dipsclips|background-color:#B22234;text-align:center;|font-weight: bold; | ||
|<youtube>6BoIY1eBZm4</youtube> | |||
;{{colortext|WHITE|Notice how at the very last second, he puts moar tobacco in his pus infested cheek}} | |||
|<youtube>RgR1FkkRt74</youtube> | |||
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR launches a promising music career on the back of his unexpected e-fame}} | |||
|<youtube>GTaMHYMba_k</youtube> | |||
;{{colortext|WHITE|... or perhaps as a presenter on a TV paranormal show?}} | |||
|<youtube>LnrRCaa2wvw</youtube> | |||
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR - before e-famous (mirrored before he could delete it)}} | |||
}}|border=#3C3B6E|background=#B22234}} | |||
</center> | |||
<br> | |||
==In popular culture== | ==In popular culture== | ||
<br> | <br> | ||
| Line 35: | Line 46: | ||
|<youtube>_wAcQWyr7a0</youtube> | |<youtube>_wAcQWyr7a0</youtube> | ||
;{{colortext|WHITE|The pinnacle of DTR's 15 minutes of fame}} | ;{{colortext|WHITE|The pinnacle of DTR's 15 minutes of fame}} | ||
|<youtube>EVyhyTi5p98</youtube> | |<youtube>EVyhyTi5p98</youtube> | ||
;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR - symbol of}} [[lolwut|{{colortext|WHITE|liberal oppression of the working class}}]] | ;{{colortext|WHITE|DTR - symbol of}} [[lolwut|{{colortext|WHITE|liberal oppression of the working class}}]] | ||
|<youtube>YCATuBZ63jA</youtube> | |<youtube>YCATuBZ63jA</youtube> | ||
;{{colortext|WHITE|The unfairly-mocked DTR tells his sad story (again)}} | ;{{colortext|WHITE|The unfairly-mocked DTR tells his sad story (again)}} | ||
|<youtube>1IL7psWtKF8</youtube> | |||
;{{colortext|WHITE|One of DTR's many inferior imitators}} | |||
}}|border=#3C3B6E|background=#B22234}} | }}|border=#3C3B6E|background=#B22234}} | ||
</center> | </center> | ||
| Line 55: | Line 66: | ||
*[http://whyquit.com/whyquit/SeanMarsee.html brb, dip] | *[http://whyquit.com/whyquit/SeanMarsee.html brb, dip] | ||
*[http://www.youtube.com/user/mudjugsforlife21 His third YouTube account.] | *[http://www.youtube.com/user/mudjugsforlife21 His third YouTube account.] | ||
*[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace] | *[http://www.myspace.com/ozzman1604 This retard's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|m8QRN|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/ozzman1604|title=2}}) | ||
*[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace] | *[http://www.myspace.com/elizabeth1234566 This retard's sister/lover's Myspace] (Archived: {{archive|NziBP|1}} {{wayback|https://myspace.com/elizabeth1234566|title=2}}) | ||
{{clear}} | |||
<br> | |||
{{ytseries}} | {{ytseries}} | ||
[[Category:Stub]] | [[Category:Stub]] | ||
[[Category:2009]] | [[Category:2009]] | ||
Latest revision as of 23:34, 19 September 2018
There are plenty of Obama-hating Americans, many of whom are retarded KKK dropouts or morons who wouldn't actually give a fuck about being an American if their president was a retard like them. Last Thursday, some drunk/high/retarded redneck became furious against the Obama administration after his cousin wouldn't put out. In a fit of sweaty, incoherent rage, DTR (or Skoalrebel as the fgts at JewTube have labeled him) decided to fire up the ol' webcam and explain that Obama should be impeached. Why?
For being a Muslim hellbent on destroying the White House? No.
For being a socialist/communist? Nope.
For being a foreign-born hater of freedom? Still no.
For being a Satanic baby killer???? Sorry. You're wrong again.
If for some reason you've neglected to read the title of this article, it's because he wants to ban flavored dipping tobacco.
It Came From the Single-Wide
Moar info: Kentucky.
After learning about Obama's anti-dipping tobacco initiative, DTR immediately lost his shit and ranted about how "fuckin' ghey" this whole treasonous development was. What makes this man particularly lulzy is his complete incoherence and spaced-out demeanor, a mental state commonly induced by the religious viewing of Faux News. His face is completely swollen with the joy of tobacco. He bends over and spits repeatedly into an unseen skillet, simultaneously preparing a popular southern dish and trying to relieve the pain of his obvious butthurt.
—DTR, affording his viewers a shocking revelation | ||
Previous Quote | Next Quote
Realizing how dumb-fuck stupid and self-damning his video was, he quickly baleeted it. However, valiant JewTubers quickly reposted it for great glory.
The Return
Previous Video | Next Video |
In popular culture
Previous Video | Next Video |
See Also
External Links
- brb, dip
- His third YouTube account.
- This retard's Myspace (Archived:
1 
2) - This retard's sister/lover's Myspace (Archived: 1 2)
 |
||
|
|
||