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'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and his lies. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (which days after selling his stock warned that Oracle wasn't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters. The stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars with licensing his software and now Oracle is banned from any government contracts. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs, and got most of his money from lying, cheating, and breaking laws.  
'''Larry Ellison''' is the [[Fact|bastard]] who once led [[Oracle Corporation]], destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and lying like a cheap rug. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock, only days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (not long after selling his stock, the company warned that they weren't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters and the stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). And it had nothing to do with his [https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-09-18/larry-ellison-steps-down-as-oracles-ceo resignation as CEO in 2014], of course. All of which is barely mentioned in his TOW article, because OF COURSE he's paying someone to make him look good on Wikipedia.....you could always ask [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Avaya1 Avaya1], [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Patapsco913 Patapsco913], and [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Kuru administrator Kuru] how much Larry is paying them to watch his article!
 
He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars for licensing database software. And now Oracle is banned from any government contracts (also not mentioned on Wikipedia). Except for the secret ones, of course.....Oracle remains a major contractor for the CIA. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs Silly Valley has ever seen, and got his $50 BILLION by lying, cheating, and breaking laws. Other than that he's really a stand-up kinda guy. Like [[Faggot|Elmer Fudd]], he owns a dozen mansions and a fleet of yachts. Plus a hangar full of racing airplanes. Small-penile compensation much?
{{quote|As of June 2018, he was listed by Forbes magazine as the fifth-wealthiest person in the United States and as the eighth-wealthiest in the world, with a fortune of $54.5 billion.}}
And where does he get the cash to buy all this crap? He [https://www.cnbc.com/id/49194482 borrows it] of course. Like all "great men". Ask him why he [https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Ellison-Sues-Over-Airport-Rule-On-Noise-at-Night-2785281.php sued] the San Jose Airport in 2000. Or why he does [https://slate.com/business/2014/09/did-larry-ellison-fly-a-plane-under-the-golden-gate-bridge-we-may-never-know.html shit like this]. Or why he's so damn fond of [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oracle_v._Google suing Google].


== Sluts ==
== Sluts ==
Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with [http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/ hookers], dough. Larry Ellison's main prostitute is [https://www.celebspouse.com/larry-ellison-girlfriend-nikita-kahn/ Nikita Kahn], a well-known Ukrainian prostitute in Malibu who was widely exposed for being a promiscuous slut across California, as well as being one of the mistresses of 70 year old (creepy) Larry. Nikita Kahn’s real birth name is Iryna Osipova. She has had several aliases throughout the years as a sex worker and con artist. There are several posts associated with her on the gossip website thedirty.com under the categories of Malibu and Chicago.
Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with [http://thedirty.com/2013/10/malibus-own-nikita-kahn/ hookers], non-kosher hot dogs, and dough. Larry Ellison's main prostitute is [https://www.celebspouse.com/larry-ellison-girlfriend-nikita-kahn/ Nikita Kahn], a well-known Ukrainian prostitute in Malibu who was widely exposed for being a promiscuous slut across California, as well as being one of the mistresses of 70 year old (creepy) Larry. Nikita Kahn’s real birth name is Iryna Osipova. She has had several aliases throughout the years as a sex worker and con artist. There are several posts associated with her on the gossip website thedirty.com under the categories of Malibu and Chicago.


== Money ==
== Money ==
Ellison gave Nikita a [http://thedirty.com/popular/i-cant-believe-nikita-kahn-posted-herself/ fake actress/philanthropist] title for coverup. He also [https://www.forbes.com/sites/pamprice/2013/07/31/oracle-ceo-larry-ellisons-new-nikita-restaurant-in-malibu-is-drawing-crowds/#1cefbefa4c38 gave her] a Malibu restaurant. And moved to Malibu, and started [https://la.curbed.com/maps/mapping-15-of-tech-billionaire-larry-ellisons-malibu-properties-1 buying up property] with all those filthy billions the CIA paid him to run their top-secret networks as a "contractor", as in "the network crashed again". He even [https://www.curbed.com/2012/6/21/10359448/larry-ellison-scoops-up-98-percent-of-a-hawaiian-island bought] a Hawaiian island.
Ellison gave Nikita a [http://thedirty.com/popular/i-cant-believe-nikita-kahn-posted-herself/ fake actress/philanthropist] title for coverup. He also [https://www.forbes.com/sites/pamprice/2013/07/31/oracle-ceo-larry-ellisons-new-nikita-restaurant-in-malibu-is-drawing-crowds/#1cefbefa4c38 gave her] a Malibu restaurant, named for her (alias lol). She steamrolled his balls so hard, Larry moved to Malibu, and started [https://la.curbed.com/maps/mapping-15-of-tech-billionaire-larry-ellisons-malibu-properties-1 buying up property] with all those filthy billions the CIA paid him to run their top-secret networks as a "contractor", as in "the network crashed again damn that contractor". He even [https://www.curbed.com/2012/6/21/10359448/larry-ellison-scoops-up-98-percent-of-a-hawaiian-island bought her] a Hawaiian island.
 
Remember: Before Nikita showed up, Larry had been ''married and divorced four times''.
{{quote|If you are going to be one of the world’s great narcissists, you might as well have the big boats, fast cars and an island to go with them. And if you are as big a jerk as Ellison, you should also have someone who can clean up your mess: the good cop to a bad cop. Robert Sutton calls it a “toxic tandem,” and for the longest time Ray Lane, now a partner at Kleiner Perkins, played that role for Ellison. That’s why Lane can’t stand Ellison, and why he and a long list of other ex-Oracle employees are waiting for the reigning king of cad to falter.}}


== MOAR SLUTS ==
== MOAR SLUTS ==
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By all reports, he is terrible at sex without any concern for the woman's pleasure. He kisses by ramming his tongue down the woman's throat and slobbering. He is only interested in anal sex, but often has trouble maintaining an erection. His favorite sexual act is licking women's assholes.
By all reports, he is terrible at sex without any concern for the woman's pleasure. He kisses by ramming his tongue down the woman's throat and slobbering. He is only interested in anal sex, but often has trouble maintaining an erection. His favorite sexual act is licking women's assholes.


He usually has a current "public" girlfriend or wife, but he tells the hundreds of other women that he's sleeping with that he does not love them, that he is only with them out of pity, and that he met them as prostitutes.
He usually has a current "public" girlfriend or wife, but he tells the hundreds of other women that he's sleeping with that he does not love them, that he is only with them out of pity, and that he met them as prostitutes. But since he met Nikita, he's been keeping the other whores in an "undisclosed location" in Coldwater Canyon. Even [[Perez Hilton]] hasn't found the place yet.
 
== Videos ==
<center><youtube>WV7RNkB-8CA</youtube>His "10 rules of success" lol</center>
<center><youtube>c0ZVatD3XEQ</youtube>Larry screams at a college kid</center>


==Gallery==
==Gallery==
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==External links==
==External links==
*[[wikipedia:Larry Ellison|Larry Ellison at Wikipedia]]
* [[wikipedia:Larry Ellison|Larry's TOW hagiography, paid-edited by THE BEST]]
 
* The Dirty [https://gossip.thedirty.com/gossip/san-antonio-1/larry-ellison/#post-1786704 still] has [https://thedirty.com/city/malibu/larry-ellison-is-a-bad-man/#post-2218276 some] items posted by his past victims.
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* He can't be all bad, he has a [https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/andrewdalton/welcome-to-larry-ellisons-cat-island cat ranch]!
* WIRED magazine [https://www.wired.com/2012/11/brilliant-bastards/ called him a bastard], you can too!


[[Category:People]]
[[Category:People]]

Latest revision as of 23:04, 28 October 2018

Larry can't enjoy his hot dog.

Larry Ellison is the bastard who once led Oracle Corporation, destroyed Sun Microsystems, and became one of the richest men in the world by ripping off shareholders and lying like a cheap rug. Back in 2001 he sold millions of shares of his Oracle stock, only days after declaring Oracle was in great shape (not long after selling his stock, the company warned that they weren't going to make revenue/earnings for the next couple of quarters and the stock lost half its value the following day). He would have seen prison time (like Martha Stewart) but he settled out of court and paid a large fine (which went to charity). And it had nothing to do with his resignation as CEO in 2014, of course. All of which is barely mentioned in his TOW article, because OF COURSE he's paying someone to make him look good on Wikipedia.....you could always ask Avaya1, Patapsco913, and administrator Kuru how much Larry is paying them to watch his article!

He also overcharged the US government millions of dollars for licensing database software. And now Oracle is banned from any government contracts (also not mentioned on Wikipedia). Except for the secret ones, of course.....Oracle remains a major contractor for the CIA. Larry Ellison is one of the most evil CEOs Silly Valley has ever seen, and got his $50 BILLION by lying, cheating, and breaking laws. Other than that he's really a stand-up kinda guy. Like Elmer Fudd, he owns a dozen mansions and a fleet of yachts. Plus a hangar full of racing airplanes. Small-penile compensation much?

   
 
As of June 2018, he was listed by Forbes magazine as the fifth-wealthiest person in the United States and as the eighth-wealthiest in the world, with a fortune of $54.5 billion.
 

 
 

And where does he get the cash to buy all this crap? He borrows it of course. Like all "great men". Ask him why he sued the San Jose Airport in 2000. Or why he does shit like this. Or why he's so damn fond of suing Google.

Sluts

Ellison attempted to fill the void in his life with hookers, non-kosher hot dogs, and dough. Larry Ellison's main prostitute is Nikita Kahn, a well-known Ukrainian prostitute in Malibu who was widely exposed for being a promiscuous slut across California, as well as being one of the mistresses of 70 year old (creepy) Larry. Nikita Kahn’s real birth name is Iryna Osipova. She has had several aliases throughout the years as a sex worker and con artist. There are several posts associated with her on the gossip website thedirty.com under the categories of Malibu and Chicago.

Money

Ellison gave Nikita a fake actress/philanthropist title for coverup. He also gave her a Malibu restaurant, named for her (alias lol). She steamrolled his balls so hard, Larry moved to Malibu, and started buying up property with all those filthy billions the CIA paid him to run their top-secret networks as a "contractor", as in "the network crashed again damn that contractor". He even bought her a Hawaiian island.

Remember: Before Nikita showed up, Larry had been married and divorced four times.

   
 
If you are going to be one of the world’s great narcissists, you might as well have the big boats, fast cars and an island to go with them. And if you are as big a jerk as Ellison, you should also have someone who can clean up your mess: the good cop to a bad cop. Robert Sutton calls it a “toxic tandem,” and for the longest time Ray Lane, now a partner at Kleiner Perkins, played that role for Ellison. That’s why Lane can’t stand Ellison, and why he and a long list of other ex-Oracle employees are waiting for the reigning king of cad to falter.
 

 
 

MOAR SLUTS

Larry Ellison has been a notorious online predator, addicted to hookup websites such as SeekingArrangement and SugarDaddyForMe.

Ellison has a sexual fetish of meeting, using, and abusing women online. He sits in bed all night with his ipad browsing online girls on escort and Sugar Daddy websites. He is absolutely addicted to finding new prey, lying to them, using them and then dumping the girls knowing no one can get him to pay for his evil.

His MO is the same with every woman. He'll send his private jet to pick her (or they?) up, and the Bentley will meet her at the airport to drive her to his faux Japanese estate in Woodside where he plays Dungeons & Dragons. He tells the bitch that he is in love with her, he wants a baby with her, and he offers to maintain her in one of his homes in Northern or Southern CA. It’s the same serenade to 1,000 girls: he calls them all "darling" because he can't remember their names. He tells every girl that he wants to get them pregnant, so they will have unprotected sex with him, but he had a vasectomy. He had unprotected sex with many, many women at the same time, while telling them he is not.

After dragging the women along online, promising them a life, monogamy, love, marriage, kids, and of course wealth, he ends up “leaving” them with little consolation or, for the escorts, doesn’t even pay them for their time and services, for no explainable reason other than he’s "not feeling good". We say “leave” because he never ends things in a decent breakup. He drags his victims along as far and as long as he can, and ruins them psychologically until they hit rock bottom, or know they’ve gotten too old for him. There is no end and shame to his absurd lies. His victims are countless and numerous at one time. He is a serial abuser with complete lack of empathy.

By all reports, he is terrible at sex without any concern for the woman's pleasure. He kisses by ramming his tongue down the woman's throat and slobbering. He is only interested in anal sex, but often has trouble maintaining an erection. His favorite sexual act is licking women's assholes.

He usually has a current "public" girlfriend or wife, but he tells the hundreds of other women that he's sleeping with that he does not love them, that he is only with them out of pity, and that he met them as prostitutes. But since he met Nikita, he's been keeping the other whores in an "undisclosed location" in Coldwater Canyon. Even Perez Hilton hasn't found the place yet.

Videos

His "10 rules of success" lol

Larry screams at a college kid

Gallery

External links