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*[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/ Original Post On Documentingreality.com]<br> | *[http://www.documentingreality.com/forum/f10/some-emo-girl-needs-serious-help-11192/ Original Post On Documentingreality.com] {{archive|qEI41}}<br> | ||
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Latest revision as of 09:33, 28 January 2019
This article relies entirely on facts. Fact Cat knows this because of his learnings. Sorry for the lack of dick jokes. |
Around November 8th of 2008, photographs of an unknown girl, most likely of German heritage and appearing to be in her early twenties, started circling around the tubes, starting with some shitty site no one cares about and ending up on Something Awful. Judging from the content of the photos, said girl just may be the most hardcore cutter in existence. Many of the pictures show her having cut so deep that bone and major arteries are visible. Some show her collecting blood in syringes or other containers (one shows a blood clot the size of a Jew's wallet) while others show her home covered in so much blood it looks like she had OJ Simpson over for dinner.
—Goon |
The Pictures
The Girl
Upon seeing these photos, many people wanted to get help for our mystery cutter. But the OP who brought these photos to light, who also happened to be an admin on said shitty site (and known pedophile, judging from the photographs in his gallery) would not give up any information. Not even the original file names of the cutting pictures. This didn't stop the Goons though. After a couple of days and some 1337 detective work, some posts from Emo Cutter Girl were found on a German speaking forum, impressive considering how many tubes away the forum was, and in German to boot. After extensive translating of the German forum, the girl's name was found. She is 23 and from Regensburg, Germany. She claims to have Borderline Personality Disorder and wants help. The Goons made some phone calls and got her some treatment and then continued to spend the rest of the thread stroking their E-peens.
Emo Cutter Girl gets about as close as is possible to the brachial artery without becoming an hero. You can even see it right alongside the biceps brachii muscle. From the scars, you can see she's been at it for years, getting deeper as time goes by. She avoids dying by frequenting the hospital. Because she never tells them that she is suicidal, they cannot legally admit her for psych treatment without her consent. They just sew her up, give her antibiotics and some painkillers, slap her on the ass and send her home to carve herself up like a Christmas goose all over again.
Quotes
—Anon. cutter |
—Nick at Nite man |
—Some Goon, Claiming To Be An E-Doctor |
—Emo Cutter Girl, http://www.rattenforum.de |
—kamikaZi_blitz http://www.flamehaus.com/ |
See Also
External Links
- Original Post On Documentingreality.com (archive)
- Something Awful Thread - You need an "Archive Upgrade" in order to view this post. If someone with access could add an archive link that would be great.
- Digg - Links to the Something Awful thread which needs the "Archive Upgrade" to see.
Featured article November 23, 2008 | ||
Preceded by Ellen Feiss |
Emo Cutter Girl | Succeeded by CandyJunkie |