Talk:Dan's Neighborhood

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A quick breakdown of population by religions and other nifty things.

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Another chart depicting mental disorders.

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RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE

• This is Osama. He looks more convincing when he is wearing his Taliban turban and isn't dancing around like a monkey.
  This is Osama. He looks more convincing when he is wearing his Taliban turban and isn't dancing around like a monkey.
• When you are evicted from your home because you cannot pay the rent, throw rocks and scatter garbage.
  When you are evicted from your home because you cannot pay the rent, throw rocks and scatter garbage.
• Now that you are on a terrorist watch group, you have to resort to beating up furniture.
  Now that you are on a terrorist watch group, you have to resort to beating up furniture.
• It's like a flea market for sandniggers!!!
  It's like a flea market for sandniggers!!!
• Let me guess, you had to toss it out because of bedbugs...right?
  Let me guess, you had to toss it out because of bedbugs...right?
• Since you don't have Christmas, your toys come from a dumpster.
  Since you don't have Christmas, your toys come from a dumpster.

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The Garbage Guy's "house."

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The Walkin' Dude...has random trash tied around his neck.

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Voodoo Master stalking his parking lot, probably looking for shoes.

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Tow Truck Guy, checking for illegally parked vehicles.

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The Kids tearing up the lawn and dragging trash all over the place. Yes, that is a headboard.

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Cheap cure for bedbugs. Put all your belongings in a hot car for six weeks.

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The Garbage Guy also happens to hoard cats.

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After the kids have torn your dish off the side of the house, just prop it up on some bricks!

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Osama does not approve of what is going on in his neighborhood.

• Pulled over brown man...suspected of bombtossing.
  Pulled over brown man...suspected of bombtossing.
• Of course the whole neighborhood comes out to watch.
  Of course the whole neighborhood comes out to watch.
• This photo was taken just prior to the massive beatdown. Police: 1 Terrorists: 0
  This photo was taken just prior to the massive beatdown. Police: 1 Terrorists: 0

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The closest thing to sports in this hellhole is a sports bar.

• Swim at your own risk! No lifeguard on duty.
  Swim at your own risk! No lifeguard on duty.
• Sometimes the wait at the diving boards can be a long time.
  Sometimes the wait at the diving boards can be a long time.
• These swimmers are enjoying a game of Marco Polo.
  These swimmers are enjoying a game of Marco Polo.
• Whoops, I think somebody lost their goggles.
  Whoops, I think somebody lost their goggles.
• Sunbathing is enjoyed by the many patrons.
  Sunbathing is enjoyed by the many patrons.
• But don't forget the sunscreen!
  But don't forget the sunscreen!
• Diving boards are provided for those bold enough to use them.
  Diving boards are provided for those bold enough to use them.
• Another calm, relaxing summertime day.
  Another calm, relaxing summertime day.

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A pack of towelies going to the mosque. Note the ninja in the background.

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Mohammed doesn't like women.

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During Ramadan, the bomb-tossers act even more retarded than usual.

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A Ramadan gift of broken slabs of concrete is on every child's wishlist.

• Why in God's name do you have a department store's display case in your house?
  Why in God's name do you have a department store's display case in your house?
• Oh yeah, and all that other junk.
  Oh yeah, and all that other junk.
• Can't you manage to toss your shit INTO the dumpster?
  Can't you manage to toss your shit INTO the dumpster?
• OMG Islamic junkies!!!
  OMG Islamic junkies!!!
• Probably ought to just leave these out where the kids can play with them.
  Probably ought to just leave these out where the kids can play with them.
• Hey, I think I saw a kid tossing that drawer at another kid.
  Hey, I think I saw a kid tossing that drawer at another kid.
• Let me guess, you tossed that baby's mattress because your baby had bedbug bites all over its face?
  Let me guess, you tossed that baby's mattress because your baby had bedbug bites all over its face?
• In America, it is very easy to move out of your apartment...just toss your shit out the window.
  In America, it is very easy to move out of your apartment...just toss your shit out the window.
• This looks like downtown Mecca.
  This looks like downtown Mecca.
• Bombs were plotted, designed, and then emailed from that computer.
  Bombs were plotted, designed, and then emailed from that computer.
• LOL, at least the kids who were stabbing each other might get tetanus.
  LOL, at least the kids who were stabbing each other might get tetanus.
• Or better yet, AIDs.
  Or better yet, AIDs.

Points of Interest

Take a quick stroll around Dan's Neighborhood and you will find a lot of interesting places and people. Here are some of the more notable landmarks that you will find.

• Sadly, Boulevard Gardens is closed now and the windows are all smashed out.
  Sadly, Boulevard Gardens is closed now and the windows are all smashed out.
• Columbus' very own Channel 4. They have a large fence and security gates.
  Columbus' very own Channel 4. They have a large fence and security gates.
• You can buy drugs in that building.
  You can buy drugs in that building.
• The End Zone and U-Haul carry out. Buy beer and rent a truck.
  The End Zone and U-Haul carry out. Buy beer and rent a truck.
• The International Grocery Store. They don't let white people in there.
  The International Grocery Store. They don't let white people in there.
• Rick's Beverage. Psst, the guy is really from Bombay and his name isn't Rick.
  Rick's Beverage. Psst, the guy is really from Bombay and his name isn't Rick.
• The Olentangy Sunoco. It is run by Iranians and they have over 1000 bongs for sale.
  The Olentangy Sunoco. It is run by Iranians and they have over 1000 bongs for sale.
• Union Cemetary has a lot of white people buried there...surrounded by living brown people.
  Union Cemetary has a lot of white people buried there...surrounded by living brown people.

Gallery of Free Furniture

Should you happen to be near Dan's Neighborhood, you can pick up a lot of free, gently used furniture! All that is required is a pick-up truck and a hell of a lot of bug spray...

• Free Bed
  Free Bed
• Great TV stand
  Great TV stand
• Monitors? Yes! We got 'em!
  Monitors? Yes! We got 'em!
• Moar beds...and what looks like a really nice bookshelf.
  Moar beds...and what looks like a really nice bookshelf.
• It's a loveseat!
  It's a loveseat!
• King sized with box springs.
  King sized with box springs.
• Couches? So many to choose from.
  Couches? So many to choose from.
• This one is a fixer-upper.
  This one is a fixer-upper.

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Dan's Neighborhood is a thriving community full of vibrant commerce.

Someone should ask dan for the missing images

I'm sure he has them. --Mantequilla (talk) 11:27, 13 April 2014 (EDT)

nobody seems to know where he hangs out these days. :( -hipcrime 14:30, 4 August 2014 (EDT)