Talk:Bacon

Almost Done!

Yay! This article got a whopping 123 new images uploaded for it and it's ~just~ about finished! The article may have a little too much alliteration and rhyming, but that's just how my brain works sometimes. If someone wants to change it around or play it down then by all means turn your frown upside-down and make it sound more profound. *shrugs* I still need to add one more section/gallery of general bacon infused food stuffs/products/recipes (33 images left) and then it'll be pretty much done. Hopin I can get that done in the next hour of so. Wheew, I'm on a roll! :D

--Onideus 03:59, 13 March 2013 (EDT)

This article reeks of Onideus. Do we really need all these fucking pictures of bacon?--Boudica 23:34, 27 December 2014 (EST)

Boudica hates bacon because it reminds her of how FAT she is.

Here is an extra pictures of bacon pancakes, just to enrage Boudica...

--U Mad Bro 01:10, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Ever had the chocolate-covered bacon they typically serve at Renaissance fairs? I don't eat sweets these days, being a healthy gym rat and all, but back when I did, it was a delicious blend of both worlds. Of course the chocolate-covered strawberries and giant turkey legs were nothing short of magnificent, either. Vermin   01:37, 6 February 2015 (EST)

What's shakin, bacon?

I just wanted to say that bacon makes everything better (when applicable).

When I go out to eat for dinner on my days off from work, I usually venture over to Subway and get some type of meaty sub with all the veggies (except pickles). No matter what sub I get, I *always* add bacon. Similarly, when I'm eating a pasta dinner with protein and meat sauce, it's instantly made better with bacon crumbles.

It deffo must suck to be a Muslim who misses out on the delicious joys of bacon because some fictional book contained a story about holy pigs or something. Vermin   01:30, 6 February 2015 (EST)

Bacon is definitely the best food ever. My current favorite indulgence is to get a custom Pizza Hut pan jobbie with BBQ sauce, grilled chicken, pineapples and hickory smoked bacon on top. It's like getting fucked in the face with Christmas over and over and over again. --U Mad Bro 02:00, 6 February 2015 (EST)