Talk:MylarBalloonFan

any possibility of getting more videos linked? seems like thats all the article is missing at this point done, he also tried to vandalize the article, lmao - disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 01:49, 8 March 2013 (EST)

weaboo template

hi. i see this person is an "ameriboo", and i wonder if the weaboo template is correct for this article? also i have used american underwear to sell him. ;D -hipcrime 19:18, 8 March 2013 (EST)

ill remove it for now, it was already on the article when it was posted - disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 19:31, 8 March 2013 (EST)

ok. i think it's fascinating that a Dane would be into Americulture, and if he has money, i have tons of Amerijunk around here for sale. perhaps others do, too. ;) -hipcrime 19:34, 8 March 2013 (EST)

hopefully he uses his talkpage again - disassemblyline | _^talk | _^contribs 19:51, 8 March 2013 (EST)

SAMMY RESPONDS TO ED

http://www.zippcast.com/video/fba78d95211440ba326 — Preceding unsigned comment added by The Zookeeper (talk • contribs)

HAHAHA! :D -hipcrime 15:58, 9 March 2013 (EST)

I vote that the video be a Video of the Now canidate The Zookeeper

• FredJuicynips replaced this vid, which the guy set to 'private', with the ED response. :D -hipcrime \ 17:10, 9 March 2013 (EST)

Pedophilic Tendencies

On his personal site he has such wondrous gems like this:

Along with child balloon/inflation porn/rape materials:

http://mylarballoonfan.weebly.com/uploads/3/0/9/1/3091936/1580526.jpg

http://mylarballoonfan.weebly.com/uploads/3/0/9/1/3091936/9194261.jpg

*shudder*

That's just fuckin creepy all over the place. He seems to have a fairly unique "brand" of inflation fetish, or rather I should say a "stunted" one...I'm guessing because he's like mildly retarded. Most inflation fetishists move on to other more "adult" forms as they get older, like blow up dolls, ball inflation (involves pumping saline into yer testicles), breast inflation, etc, etc. This guy seems trapped inside a 12 year old sexual mentality, again, I would presume because he's mildly retarded (like Chris).

That's pretty common with retards who have fetishes. For some reason they lack the cognitive capability to feel shame or embarrassment over their actions. That's one of the main difficulties in teaching "normal" retards about sex too, in that if you even bring it up they'll suddenly be inclined to start masturbating right there in public in front of God and everyone. Most of them have absolutely no concept of "shame" or "inappropriate behavior" even in the slightest. --Onideus 11:18, 10 April 2013 (EDT)

thumb

Would you please explain the logic or is this just a personal preference? Thanks. [1] 09:15, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

I find frames useless if there's nothing in them. -Gray 09:24, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

Some things I don't agree with but I do it because it seems to be the ED wiki standard. 09:33, 10 May 2013 (EDT)

Danish

Seeing as he is Danish, I could try to dig up some Danish dirt on him, as I actually do speak that moonlanguage Atomicnumber27 00:23, 16 August 2013 (EDT)

• plz do.oddguy 15:04, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

Anyway here is some rapidfire shit I found about him. Links will be in Danish.

He wants(wanted) to move from Køge to Herfølge.

Born 12/08/1991 (Presumably Danish calendar standard, so August 12th)

A friend of his, Jacob Olsen.

Another friend of his Elevator lover. Seriously.

another friend

Samuel telling how fat he is

His hatred of everything

for his personal Facebook

Atomicnumber27 17:22, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

• Welp... This is all in moonspeak so could you edit it into the article with explanations and such?oddguy 18:02, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

Yeah sure, tomorrow, once I have gotten some much needed beauty sleep. Atomicnumber27 18:09, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

• Mothafucka', you gon' need a coma!

oddguy 18:15, 23 October 2013 (EDT)

Okay it seems this cunt fuck might be related to John Petersen, who is known as Kurt Gulvmand, who is a fraud. Kontant on his fraud for Sammy's relation

Hahahah brilliant! oddguy 05:03, 24 October 2013 (EDT)

And on one of Samuel's Facebook posts he claims that his father was stabbed. I haven't been able to confirm this, and any evidence suggests there were no stabbings when this supposedly happened. Atomicnumber27 07:39, 24 October 2013 (EDT)

fuck ED!!!! — Preceding comment added by BratzSamuel2006 (talk • contribs), who is too much of a fucking retard to sign their own posts. IT'S FOUR TILDES (~~~~), NOT ROCKET SCIENCE!

this page is really outdated, the guy never talks about Sailor Moon and such anymore. for some reason he is into Bratz and 2000-2006 things.

American Counterparts

These are two really "well known" ones. Both are furries and both are diaper fetishists.

There's "Kenny Kitsune"... http://kennykitsune.deviantart.com/gallery/

And "Jimmy Lapine"... http://jimmylapine.deviantart.com/gallery/

Both are into balloon fucking. Not sure if they're as picky as this guy though on the particular type of balloon. --U Mad Bro 01:40, 23 February 2015 (EST)

Nostalgia trip

haha i remember this guy, saw his videos back in the day -- M.Finkberg 00:32, 15 October 2022 (EDT)