Dillon The Hacker

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Dillon the hacker (or better known as Dildo the Cracker) was one of many attention whore who live a boring, meaningless life. This 16 year old geek/permavirgin got tired of being constantly bullied in high school and having his lunch money getting stolen so he decided to become an attention seeker. It all started when he intentionally made a youtube video claiming he would hack PewDiePie and that he was the leader of 4chan. Of course Pewdiepie's 8 year old fanbase feel the need to stand up to their apparent god while Dillon's PewDiePie hate video instantly got noticed by 4chan which started a hate group for him on the older side aswell. In the end, he got hacked several months later and claims that Pewdiepie somehow knew of his existence and for whatever reason helped our little brat get back on youtube.

Having no skills in what he claims he has, the best he can do is upload videos/manifestos of him claiming he will hack, destroy and humiliate everything on his way to power. But since he is obviously doing all of this for attention (currently over 21 thousand subscribers, that's probably more than you will ever have), people quickly stopped giving him. After that he will just simply stop uploading for months, come back, upload some more, get ignored again, leave Youtube, come back and so on. To this day he continues to be unfunny and using old memes to gather more attention to his "fans" or lack thereof.

See Also

• Attention whore
• Asperger's Syndrome
• Basement Dweller
• Geek
• Hacker What Dillon wishes he was.
• No Life
• Trying too hard

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