Emma

4/10, would not bang.

Emma is a name for chubby, plain-looking girls. It is derived from the Germanic word 'hole'. As a name, it is marginally better than Gemma, but only slightly.

If you are called Emma, it is generally a sign that your parents were indifferent towards your birth, at best.

Which Emma did you want?

• Emma Clark - Infamous Twilight fangirl. OH MAMA, SHE FAT. MAN DEM HARPOONS.
• Emma Drama - Gerard Way's ex's shitty fanfiction.
• Emma González - A mutt anti-gun activist in connection to the Stoneman Douglass High shooting.
• Emma Jones - Typical British slag, confused for being a prostitute by angry sand niggers. An entirely understandable misunderstanding which resulted in a lulzy act of an heroism.
• Emmalina - Seriously, who the hell cares?
• Emma Sulkowicz - A woman who allegedly was a victim of sexual assault in the same way as Jackie Coakley and protested about it by carring a mattress like a filthy hobo.
• Emma Watson - Hermione off of Harry Potter. You have likely fapped to her at least once, despite her facial similarity to Richard Dawkins.
• Jane Austen's Emma - TL;DR, lol.
• Emmahdorable

Not to be confused with:

• Emer Provost - Morbidly obese, unfunny Internet reviewer beloved by basement-dwelling manchildren.

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