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{{achtung|'''YOU WILL SEE A MUSIC GENRE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME TO MAKE MUSIC'''}} | {{achtung|'''YOU WILL SEE A MUSIC GENRE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME TO MAKE MUSIC'''}} | ||
{{spoiler|if you enjoy this shit please toaster bath}} | {{spoiler|if you enjoy this shit please toaster bath}} | ||
[[File:Nightcore stereo love by thenightcorelord-d4tbnga.jpg|900px | [[File:Nightcore stereo love by thenightcorelord-d4tbnga.jpg|thumb|900px|center|wow im a fucking dj xd]] | ||
'''Nightcore''' or '''Shitty Vaporwave''' is a music genre loved by weeaboos | '''Nightcore''' or '''Shitty Vaporwave''' is a music genre loved by sweaty basement-dwelling weeaboos and girls that are gamers that are always emo and have fucking bad breath and posture. Nightcore was a genre invented by some cuck in his mom's basement in Norway according to [[TOW|Jewpedia]] and is just sped-up music with absolutely nothing added. Vaporwave which is the opposite of Nightcore has a bit of remixing, multiple layers, and samples, but Nightcore is just fucking sped-up music. | ||
Nightcore tries to imitate Japanese music by speeding up anything by 25%. And you often find [[Autists|artists]] with Soundcloud and Bandcamp accounts just because Spotify doesn't like them. | Nightcore tries to imitate Japanese music by speeding up anything by 25%. And you often find [[Autists|artists]] with Soundcloud and Bandcamp accounts just because Spotify doesn't like them. | ||
It also has attacked and mixed with vaporwave to create the god-awful Future Funk that has | It also has attacked and mixed with vaporwave to create the god-awful Future Funk that has Japanese crap etc... | ||
==HOW TO MAKE NIGHTCORE== | ==HOW TO MAKE NIGHTCORE== | ||
{{spoiler|people that have an | {{spoiler|people that have an IQ lower than 40 can basically become heroes to nightcore listeners}} | ||
1. Download [https://www.audacityteam.org/ Audacity] | 1. Download [https://www.audacityteam.org/ Audacity] | ||
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==How to talk Nightcore== | ==How to talk Nightcore== | ||
Nightcoretarians have evolved differently from their Weeaboo | Nightcoretarians, also known as [[retards]], have evolved differently from their [[Weeaboo]] counterparts. One commonality with weebs is the sharing of similar vocabulary such as "[[Rawr]]" and "Nani". Nightcore fans characteristically have an anime profile picture and frequently Tumblr users. | ||
==And?== | ==And?== | ||
Nightcore is a spineless music genre. | Nightcore is a spineless music genre. Nightcore's progenitor Vaporwave was made for nostalgic reasons, but Nightcore has literally no meaning. Listeners of Nightcore frequently report pain when listening to Nightcore for more than ten minutes. Nightcore can also cause your ears to bleed and your brain turns to juice due to the fact that you hear high-pitched whiney-sounding shit for a prolonged period of time, likely with dollar-store headphones. | ||
==See Also== | ==See Also== | ||
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YOU WILL SEE A MUSIC GENRE THAT ALLOWS PEOPLE WITH DOWN SYNDROME TO MAKE MUSIC |
Nightcore or Shitty Vaporwave is a music genre loved by sweaty basement-dwelling weeaboos and girls that are gamers that are always emo and have fucking bad breath and posture. Nightcore was a genre invented by some cuck in his mom's basement in Norway according to Jewpedia and is just sped-up music with absolutely nothing added. Vaporwave which is the opposite of Nightcore has a bit of remixing, multiple layers, and samples, but Nightcore is just fucking sped-up music.
Nightcore tries to imitate Japanese music by speeding up anything by 25%. And you often find artists with Soundcloud and Bandcamp accounts just because Spotify doesn't like them.
It also has attacked and mixed with vaporwave to create the god-awful Future Funk that has Japanese crap etc...
HOW TO MAKE NIGHTCORE
1. Download Audacity
2. Download any track from youtube (preferably emo)
3. Ctrl+A and go to the top to select speed up
4. Set the value to 25%
5. Export and post it to your Bandcamp
6. Become the next Mozart you did it cuck.
7. (optional) Make it into an Anime Music Video
How to talk Nightcore
Nightcoretarians, also known as retards, have evolved differently from their Weeaboo counterparts. One commonality with weebs is the sharing of similar vocabulary such as "Rawr" and "Nani". Nightcore fans characteristically have an anime profile picture and frequently Tumblr users.
And?
Nightcore is a spineless music genre. Nightcore's progenitor Vaporwave was made for nostalgic reasons, but Nightcore has literally no meaning. Listeners of Nightcore frequently report pain when listening to Nightcore for more than ten minutes. Nightcore can also cause your ears to bleed and your brain turns to juice due to the fact that you hear high-pitched whiney-sounding shit for a prolonged period of time, likely with dollar-store headphones.
See Also
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