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| Typical nerd fixing his PC to watch furry porn
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| Every [[Cooldude|cool kid]] needs the Nerd Friend to show off how [[Sensitive|charitable]] he is
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| Examples of nerds in the wild. Specifically [[zb]] and [[billf]].
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| Nerd convention!
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| Nerd hierarchy - courtesy of Jump
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| Why we can't kill them...
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| Nerds try to convince themselves and others around them, that they're normal....sometimes it works
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| This is a sad case indeed. A happy nerd. Euthanasia is recommended.
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| Involuntary Euthanasia happened to this nerd [[At_least_100_years_ago|at least 100 years ago]].
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| A nerd is essentially an [[ugly]], [[anthropophobia|anthropophobic]] [[luser]], often [[fat]] and / or a [[basement-dweller]], who is [[obsession|obsessed]] with and quite knowledgeable about a particular, non-mainstream hobby. In practice they are essentially like [[geek]]s, except that they are even less socially adjusted. Thus, unlike geeks, nerds are notoriously easy to pick out of a crowd — one need only listen for the person who is prattling on endlessly about a subject of little interest to anyone else, or who only wears t-shirts that they purchased at last week's [[convention]]. They also just so happen to [[You_fail_it|fail it]] at [[socializing]]. If you are reading this article, then [[you]] are a nerd. This is doubly true if you have ever edited.
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| Contents
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| 1 The Nerd Kingdom
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| 2 Warhammer Nerds
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| 3 Political Nerds
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| 4 Mating Habits
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| 5 Nerds on YouTube
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| 6 See Also
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| 7 External link
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| The Nerd Kingdom
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| The term "nerd" is merely the genus of a vast variety of social degenerates; there exist, under the broad categorization of the term, many species of nerd that are determined based on collective nicknames. A nerd who is obsessed with masturbating to pictures of scantily-clad elves in their parents' basement is a [[role-playing]] nerd, for example, whereas a nerd is who is obsessed with [[Encyclopedia Dramatica]] and [[LJDrama]] is a [[drama whore]] nerd. Nerds that spend all their time immersed in a particular [[canon]] work or [[fandom]] are [[fangirls]], even if they are [[Man|male]]. In this latter instance, fangirls are divided up even further based on their chosen fandom — [[Star_Trek|''Star Trek'']] nerds are called "Trekkies", [[Lord_of_the_Rings|''Lord of the Rings'']] nerds are called "Ringers", and so on. Other major nerd species include, but are not limited to, nerds who compulsively update their [[OL]] [[journals]] (alternately called "bloggers" and [[LJ_user|LJ users]]); nerds who spend all their time writing [[slashfic]] ("slashers"); nerds who go to every convention in a 1,000-mile radius ("regulars"); nerds who cannot get off without looking at girls being [[Rape|raped]] by [[Tentacle_rape|tentacles]] ("[[otaku]]", or [[Sick_fucks|sick fucks]]); and nerds who live out their fantasy lives through bad [[fanfic]] writing ("[[Suethors]]"). Some nerds just know, through some mystical sense that they can quite put their finger on, that they are very [[special]]. If they are lucky enough to be the children of new age [[hippies]], they might be labelled [[Indigo Children]].
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| [[Warhammer]] Nerds
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| Warhammer Nerds are like any other nerds in the way that they have no hope of ever getting laid, but they are also different because they contribute to society. Warhammer Nerds contribute to society because they have high paying jobs due to their need for money for Warhammer where each plastic tank costs at least $70.
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| This makes Warhammer different from other nerd activities like [[World_of_Warcraft|''World of Warcraft'']] where 40 year old [[virgins]] in their parents' basements not doing any work for society. Warhammer Nerds work for the greater good by leaving their houses, getting jobs, and rapidly advancing the career ladder to get $300 for a plastic artillery battery.
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| Many Warhammer Nerds play [[Warhammer_40%2C000|Warhammer 40,000]].
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| [[Liberals|Political Nerds]]
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| Nerd Convention, in some basement.
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| There is nothing worse than coming across a Political Nerd. Political nerds believe they are unquestionable political pundits despite a lack any knowledge of the topic at hand. Often the extent of their political knowledge is from a post by someone on a forum or a [http://www.wimp.com/crashers video created as a joke]. [[Over 9000]] nerds are [[libertarian]]s.
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| a typical nerd looking at porn in mom's basement
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| A NAZI nerd from Wikipedia.
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| Even nerds have standards.
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| Mating Habits
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| Nerds have no mating habits since they are incapable of copulation.
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| However, they do have [[Masturbation|vestigial behaviors]] related to mating in their evolutionary past which had something to do with watching explosions in space.
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| The Nerd version of a wet dream.
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| Nerds on YouTube
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| The typical nerd... expressing daily life.
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| See Also
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| [[Jawsus]]
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| [[Nerd Rage]]
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| [[Dilton Doiley]]
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| [[Basement]]
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| [[Engineer]]
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| [[Everything2]]
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| [[Ground floor]]
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| [[Basement-dweller]]
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| [[LAN Party]]
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| [[MIT]]
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| [[Fuckmeimfamous]]
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| [[CobaltFox]]
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| [[Kraken's ghost]]
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| [[Klingon Boggle]]
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| [[You]]
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| [[Socializing]]
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| External link
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| [http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=User_Talk%3AIrgala&diff=101260271&oldid=101259670 Sums up Wikipedians' social issues nicely.
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