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| ARK ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mClfU2NStY Association for Retarded Kids]) Music Factory is officially a [[lie|Community, Music/Entertainment Channel and Independent Record Label]] based in Los Angeles, California. (ARK community is for everyone! - Kids, teens and [[true|child molesters]]!) But the actual purpose of ARK Music is being the [[Ytask]] of [[Web 2.0]] by providing cheap [[fap]] fuel for [[fugly]] old [[VonHelton|pedophiles]] while hiding itself behind a seemingly legit business idea. ARK makes most of its [[Jewgold|IRL profit]] by [[Vanity Press|"producing" the original Ark written songs of talentless upper-class white chicks for astronomical prices]]. Because of the realization that money can still be made off of old media, ARK Factory is expanding into the [[Pornography|TV and Radio businesses]]. But ARK basically comes down to this manifesto: Use little children for profit like a [[pimp]] uses a [[hoe]].
| | #redirect [[Rebecca Black#About_ARK_Music_Factory]] |
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| ==Music==
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| ==The Ark Empire==
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| ==Rebecca Black==
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| [[Troll2|The so good it's great]] song ''Friday'' by meta [[Diustin Biber|Justin Bieber]] has [[Sex| thrust]] young, talented, and [[Pedo|attractive]] singer-songwriter [http://twitter.com/REBECCAFANCLUB '''Rebecca Black'''] into public attention. Of course, like all self respecting [[White people|white people]], everything was paid for by her parents. The lyrics, [[Autotune|recording]], and low quality <b style="color:black;background-color:#a0ffff">music</b> video (I detect [[Sony Vegas]] was used to <b style="color:white;background-color:#880000">edit</b>) were all put on mommy and daddy's tab. The "hit" single has now officially gone viral a month after its recording and production, [http://tosh.comedycentral.com/blog/2011/03/11/songwriting-isnt-for-everyone/ thanks] to [[Tosh.0]]. In it she is shown joyriding around without a seat belt, in her friends' dads car. The video also includes rapping done by a [[Pedophile|32-year-old]] black man. It is important to know that said black man was only in the video under a condition of parole.
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| What do you get when you put together well-written <b style="color:black;background-color:#a0ffff">music</b>, spotless production, and a well fitting and directed <b style="color:black;background-color:#a0ffff">music</b> video? Sure as Hell not this delicate slice of [[God Hates Fags|Fred Phelps's]] scrotum.
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| <p><s>Hopefully, she will follow the same path as [[Porsche Girl|all other over-privileged attention whores]].</s> [http://socialtimes.com/rebecca-black-donating-friday-proceeds-to-japan_b43167 She's donating to Japan y'all. How bad could she be?]
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| ===A Sociopsychological Analysis (With the words of Rebecca Black in green)===
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| ===Cruising In Da Front Seat; Cool kids only.===
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| ===Black To The Future===
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| ===FRIDAY FRIDAY GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY===
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| ===Butthurt===
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| ===Videos===
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| ===PICTURES OF LAST FRIDAY===
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| ==See Also==
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| ==External Links==
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Latest revision as of 03:01, 26 May 2011
