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| ARK ([http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mClfU2NStY Association for Retarded Kids]) Music Factory is officially a [[lie|Community, Music/Entertainment Channel and Independent Record Label]] based in Los Angeles, California. (ARK community is for everyone! - Kids, teens and [[true|child molesters]]!) But the actual purpose of ARK Music is being the [[Ytask]] of [[Web 2.0]] by providing cheap [[fap]] fuel for [[fugly]] old [[VonHelton|pedophiles]] while hiding itself behind a seemingly legit business idea. ARK makes most of its [[Jewgold|IRL profit]] by [[Vanity Press|"producing" the original Ark written songs of talentless upper-class white chicks for astronomical prices]]. Because of the realization that money can still be made off of old media, ARK Factory is expanding into the [[Pornography|TV and Radio businesses]]. But ARK basically comes down to this manifesto: Use little children for profit like a [[pimp]] uses a [[hoe]].
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| ==Music==
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| <center>{{frame|<youtube>CD2LRROpph0</youtube>|color=#000001}}</center>
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| '''Have [[eyebleach]] close hand.'''
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| ==Black Plague==
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| [[File:Th nomna.gif|200px|thumb|right|Gotta have cereal!]]
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| *2nd most viewed video on [[Youtube]].
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| *[[Electric Boogaloo|Justin Bieber:Electric Boogaloo 2]]
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| *No [[Lulz]].
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| *[[Over 9000]] dislikes.
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| *Gotta have cereal.
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| *Has yet to be [[rape|raped]]
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| *Which [[shit|seat]] do you take?
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| *[[Retard|People]] [[lol wut|have liked the video]]
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| ===Butthurt===
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| This is the lulz outcome we expected: <br>
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| <center><youtube>qaYvhblaIAM</youtube></center>
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| ===Videos===
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| ===PICTURES OF LAST FRIDAY===
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| ==See Also==
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| ==External Links==
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Latest revision as of 03:01, 26 May 2011
