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<center><em>  "TV for indigo children, convicted felons, pro-dommes, and outcasts."  </em></center><br><br>
 
[https://www.youtube.com/user/MillionDollarExtreme MillionDollarExtreme], headed by charismatic ugly bastard '''Sam Hyde''' accompanied by the XBox LIVE-playing dumbass fucksticks '''Nick Rochefort''' and '''Charles Carroll''' are newest trolls on the block, producing the funniest shit (or the only funny shit) on [[Youtube]]
 
Tyranizing web 2.0 and the social networks they've amassed a dedicated and constantly entertained following. You can think of MDE as a lawless biker gang of funny-boys united by their burning hatred of consumerism who live to write and film mind-fuck wisdom bombs that slice up and dismember the belief systems of 9-5 Wal-Mart drones like tactical bayonets mounted on the AK-47 of insanity. MDE is the most widely used finishing attack in the Dragon Ball series, and is Goku's signature attack. MDE is a homeless man shitting in a parking lot and using it to write biblical quotes on the windshields of brand new Scion tC's.
 
[[File:samhydejenkem.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Sam Hyde showing off his [[Jenkem]]. ]]
[[File:charlsmde.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Charles Carroll. ]]
[[File:nickrochefort.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Nick Rochefort. ]]
 
== Trolling Hipsters ==
MDE really got started in Williamsburg using the rampant narcissism of [[hipsters|young upper class professionals]] as a pretense to harass them.
 
== Trolling Manchildren ==
Sam uses a fake cover letter to get a panel at some gay ass animu convention. Trolling ensues.
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== Trolling Faggots ==
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{{Squote|About the homophobia: obviously MDE/Sam are not homophobic, in fact Sam is an FTM transsexual (not kidding) who’s fucked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dykes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fucked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.|MDE|color=silver|size=360%}}
 
== Trolling Pseudointellectual Lefties ==
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== Trolling Bronies ==
Uploaded a fake kickstarter advertising a my little pony dating sim.
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== Jan Rankowski ==
 
Jan Rankowski is a well-renowned MDE writer whose sociopathic acting skills have allowed him to deceive people and get people like [[Brianna Wu]] to [[owned|cry]]. One of his [[Parkourdude91|most recent attempts]] pissed [[feminism|lesbo dykes]] off by acting like an autistic schizophrenic 20-year-old balding manchild. This resulted in much-deserved anger and confusion by sad tranny dykes. Currently, he is furthering this ongoing rage by acting like a born-again feminist tumblr blogger, which has [[depression|triggered]] more feminists, making them think that he is sincerely apologetic for his antics as [[Parkourdude91|Jace Connors]].
 
 
<center>Jan acting as [[Parkourdude91|Jace Connors]] <br>
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[http://deaglenation.tv Deagle Nation]
 
[http://wizdumgun.com WIZ DUM GUN]
 
[http://feminacethiest.tumblr.com Enlightenments from a Born-Again Feminist]
 
== Gallery ==
 
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File:samhydechoke1.jpg|"taught this dirtbag a lesson she'll never forget... what's the point of swanky audrey hepburn glasses when you're blacked out and your neck is all fucked up? idk"
File:samhydechoke2.jpg|"this one definitely has a social justice blog and she probably blogged about this after... my only regret is not choking harder"
File:samhydechoke3.jpg|"two for the price of one, put my fingers in their asses too"
File:samhydechoke4.jpg|"she thought she was the cutest little thing, til' I showed her what a real man can do"
File:samhydechoke5.jpg|"She was laughing because I didn't start cranking it yet, but about three seconds after this one was snapped I had her tapping and choking hard."
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== See Also ==
*[[Troll]]
*[[YouTube]]
*[[Asshole]]
 
== External Links ==
*[http://www.mde.tv Official website]
*{{twitter|mde_never_dies}}
*[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2110528317/dark-skyes-an-epic-brony-dating-sim Dark Skyes -- an EPIC brony dating sim]
{{trolls}}
{{ytseries}}

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