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| | #REDIRECT [[Sam Hyde]] |
| <center><em> "TV for indigo children, convicted felons, pro-dommes, and outcasts." </em></center><br><br>
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| '''[https://www.youtube.com/user/MillionDollarExtreme MillionDollarExtreme]''' is a Youtube channel, and the type that makes you think. It makes you think, "If God created man in his image, would God develop a meth problem, make a Youtube channel, and then grovel for attention from edgy, misanthropic teens?" Because [[Sam Hyde]] (historic or apocryphal character in the folklore of [[Racism|New England]], used in the folk saying "to lie like Sam Hyde") certainly did. He did all of those things, and now we have to deal with his dumb ass virally advertising his terrible "comedy" on any 4chan board he thinks he can get away with. Mostly on /pol/, but also sometimes on /k/ and even on /mlp/ for a little while.
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| Sam is kind of a wannabe "shock jockey", which means he wants to earn money by showing people his dick without going to prison for it, but he's not attractive enough to work in the sex industry. He's also not smart enough to write jokes, so he settled for kind of an in-between area where he basically shows people his penis or does other offensive things and tells them he was joking. In school, Sam was that guy who used to tell you, "Dude, your shoes are gay," even though they were goddamn perfectly fine shoes, and if you told him off about it he'd act like you were the one with the social problems. Also, he's an ethnic russkie. [https://youtu.be/uFe6DrlMslw Here's proof]
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| Sam Hyde obviously [[Truth|doesn't bathe]], groom, read, or understand subtlety. Because of a massive [[Nigger|inferiority complex]], it appears Sam's sole goal in life is to [[Turkey|bring other people down to his level]] by being a really annoying inconvenience. If there's a social convention we all follow pretty wordlessly, like "don't let horses fuck you in the ass because they'll perforate your colon", Sam Hyde will be there to break that social convention, forcing everyone to stop and pass some retarded law explicitly forbidding it in the future. Sam will then brag endlessly about what he did because he's just so happy he had a lasting impact on local legislature.
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| [[File:samhydejenkem.jpg|right|thumb|200px|Sam Hyde showing off his [[Jenkem]]]]
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| == Sam is an Idiot ==
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| [[File:charlsmde.jpg|left|thumb|250px|Charles Carroll]]
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| [[File:nickrochefort.jpg|right|thumb|250px|Nick Rochefort]]
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| Sam is one of those idiots who doesn't really understand people, so he decides there's something wrong with everyone else and tries to be praised for pointing it out. So basically just your average attention whore, kind of like [[Brianna Wu]] but maybe uglier - but we'll talk Sam and Brianna Wu in a second. Sam believes that he got his start so he could troll [[hipsters]], but jury's out on whether or not he could actually tell you what a hipster does. Sam has sort of a reputation for being obnoxious towards certain groups without seeming to grasp what particular aspects of those groups are absurd. He just knows some of them aren't popular for whatever reason, and then he goes and acts like an asshole towards them because Sam is just one of those guys.
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| Another interesting note is that Sam Hyde considers himself "charismatic", even though ordinary people learn to hate him right away. He most likely arrived at this conclusion by finding friends who were stupider than him, or who were actually, on record, noted as being mentally handicapped. For the most part, all his "brilliant tricks" only seem to work if he's lying about something stupid nobody cares about, because as soon as one of his "satire ideas" involved stealing a few thousand dollars, he got blasted out of the water. It seems like a lot of people in his life just kind of tolerate Sam's behavior and try to ferry him from day without letting him starve to death or run himself over with his own bicycle.
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| == Sam Inconveniences Anime Fans ==
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| Sam realized that people sometimes make fun of anime fans, but Sam doesn't give any appearance of knowing why. So Sam decides to apply for a panel at a convention by faking his credentials, and the convention gives him a slot. People who show up to see what Sam is doing wind up disappointed or maybe a little irritated. Sams pats himself on the back as a genius of satire.
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| == Sam Inconveniences Gay People ==
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| Sam goes to some sort of event where people wouldn't want him to be by pretending he won't be an asshole. Suprise! Sam is an asshole! As with the anime convention above, Sam appears not to fully understand any real aspects of the whole gay thing, but he knows gay people get picked on sometimes so he wants to do it too because cool kids do that and Sam is on meth. Again, he sort of disappoints everyone and some people get irritated.
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| {{Squote|About the homophobia: obviously MDE/Sam are not homophobic, in fact Sam is an FTM transsexual (not kidding) who’s fucked all kinds of pansexual beasts and ugly little dykes. In fact as I am writing this, I am getting fucked by an asexual crippled Mujer with a feeldoe. I am about to stop so that I can hop on a Sybian and administer heavy oral to a mentally disabled black male furry.|MDE|color=silver|size=360%}}
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| == Sam Inconveniences TEDx Talk ==
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| Sam fakes credentials to get a slot on TEDx Talk. Noticing a pattern here? It seems what Sam views as "comedy" appears to be not a whole lot more than just "pathological lying". It's like he grasped the vague idea that comedy sometimes has to do with double-entendre, where it may appear you mean one thing when you really mean another, but somewhere along the way he got confused. He likes to brag he tricked TED Talk, but actually the show he infiltrated was a smaller, local thing. TEDx Talk was disappointed and kind of irritated.
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| <center><youtube>CQCUlYkQ83I</youtube></center>
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| == Sam Inconveniences His Fans ==
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| Sam asked for money from his fans and promised he'd send T-shirts in exchange. Sam never sent the T-shirts. His fans were disappointed and kind of irritated. A few suggested that if Sam wanted money, he could have just asked for donations, since they were trying to support the dumb asshole in the first place and there wasn't really any need for the scam.
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| == Sam Inconveniences Bronies ==
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| Sam decided to escalate to criminal fraud, because nothing is as hilarious as criminal behavior, especially to investigators had this one gone off like Sam planned. Basically, Sam uploaded a Kickstarter promising a pony dating simulator, and he was requesting a few thousand dollars to produce it. Kickstarter can be a vehicle for fraud because it requires investors to hand money over in the assumption of good faith, in the hopes that the product they'll want will be produced even without a contractual agreement. If the project goes bust, then the money vanishes. However, Sam went beyond stupid and started bragging publicly to his fans that the entire thing was a ruse, the demo was a fabricated video of a thing that didn't exist, that he'd faked his credentials as a programmer, and there was never going to be a game. Basically, it was all the evidence they'd need for a charge of "theft by false pretenses" had it gotten that far, but all the same Sam expressed a great deal of excitement over his belief that he was going to get away with it.
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| He wasn't going to get away with it. Within a week, people figured it out, and it was never clear how much of the money was donated by bronies and how much was donated by Sam and his friends to make it look like the project could be funded with only a little pushing. Almost nobody who kept up with any news on any place that bronies congregate was unaware of Sam. On a personal level.
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| Not only did the whole thing not work, but they doxxed Sam and somehow some of his private e-mails got passed around the internet. Apparently Sam irritates and disappoints a lot of people. Some pictures showed Sam with some girl he supposedly had on the side, and according to an anon who claimed to be Sam's girlfriend, his girlfriend became irritated and disappointed.
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| == Sam Inconveniences [[Brianna Wu]] ==
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| {{main|ParkourDude91#OPERATION WUPOCALYPSE}}
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| Because a simple Google search will now reveal that Sam irritates and disappoints all people, preventing him from tricking anyone about his credentials anymore, Sam now has to do his "comedy" through poor fools willing to trust Sam's actual credentials. Sam convinced his friend, [[Jan Rankowski]], to set up a Youtube channel and use it to act crazy. Under Sam's orders, Jan threatened [[Attention Whore|brilliant, definitely female, programming genius]] Brianna Wu. At some point Jan crashed his car, and it's unclear how that translated into comedy - Sam apparently thought it was gold, though, so they wove it into the act and made up some story about how the accident occurred while Jan was on a mission against Wu. After they released this insane story and it gained some modicum of public attention, everyone figured out it was Sam who was responsible because the guy's not exactly a clever fox.
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| The news reported Jan as an "arch villain" working within [[Gamergate]]. Apparently, Jan had also been in the news once before due to a lawsuit filed against his hometown in 2004. Jan was diagnosed with autism, and because of his belligerent behavior he was permanently banned from sharing playground equipment with the other kids. Jan's family attempted to sue for discrimination, but a judge likely determined that anyone who would willingly be a part of Million Dollar Extreme or associate with Sam Hyde should not be trusted with the basic social shit we assume normal humans can do. Maine's supreme court reviewed the case and seemingly came to the same conclusion.
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| After being caught red-handed, Sam apologized and said he'd learned a lesson and would never do something like this again. Anyone who believes him is likely to be irritated and disappointed.
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| == Gallery ==
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| File:samhydechoke1.jpg|"taught this dirtbag a lesson she'll never forget... what's the point of swanky audrey hepburn glasses when you're blacked out and your neck is all fucked up? idk"
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| File:samhydechoke2.jpg|"this one definitely has a social justice blog and she probably blogged about this after... my only regret is not choking harder"
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| File:samhydechoke3.jpg|"two for the price of one, put my fingers in their asses too"
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| File:samhydechoke4.jpg|"she thought she was the cutest little thing, til' I showed her what a real man can do"
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| File:samhydechoke5.jpg|"She was laughing because I didn't start cranking it yet, but about three seconds after this one was snapped I had her tapping and choking hard."
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| </gallery>
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| == See Also ==
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| *[[Sam Hyde]]
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| *[[Troll]]
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| *[[YouTube]]
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| *[[Asshole]]
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| == External Links ==
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| *{{ytuser|MillionDollarExtreme}}
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| *{{twitter|mde_never_dies}}
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| *{{facebook|MDE.tv}}
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| *{{reddit|milliondollarextreme}}
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| *'''[http://www.mde.tv MDE.tv]''' Official website
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| *'''[https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/2110528317/dark-skyes-an-epic-brony-dating-sim Kickstarter]''' For Dark Skyes: An EPIC brony dating sim
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| {{trolls}}
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| {{ytseries}}
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