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| [[Image:JPN TERRITORY.JPG|thumb|gayrea belongs to GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN.]] | | #REDIRECT [[Korea]] |
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| '''Gayrea''' is another name for korea. Gayrea have two parts, North and South Gayrea. North Gayrea is known for ''The worker's paradise'' which North gayreans love to work and suck on kim jong ii dick. The North part is full of fake nukes waiting to be use on [[Jewnited States of Americunts|usa]] and '''''GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN'''''. South Gayrea is known for making shitty cars and shitty electronics that doesnt last 3 years. The South gayrea loves [[starcraft]] so much that it became a main religion.
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| Both of gayrea have been invaded and tooken over 10000000000 times by GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN, Russia, usa, GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN, california republic, chinkna, BRITANNIA, and GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN. Since Gayrea keep being rape in the ass, gayrea give up and let GIJ (GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN) rule over them until 1945 when Britannia drop a nuke on Niggersaki. The GIJ let Britania (which became into usa) have gayrea since they was useless people to the JAPANESE. Gayrea got its independance and after a year, civil war broke out, creating North and South Gayrea. While the South gayreans sucks on american cock, the North tries to make americans suck on theirs.
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| ==Geography==
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| Gayrea is located in the eastern hemisphere, right under Northern Chinkna and GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN (GIJ). It has water on both sides and it is a very convenient place for throwing things into North Gayrea.
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| ==People==
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| People living in both gayrea are called [[korea|gayreans]]. All gayreans look the same. we would allow south gayrean to eat and don't shoot them very much. When not working or eating kimchi and dogs, south gayreans spend most of their time engaging in popular ancient Korean pastimes such as getting numerous plastic surgeries, drinking some kind of watered down vodka bullshit, playing Starcraft, dodging fans, and shooting up schools.
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| Gayrea's music, which comes from jrock and other jrock, there are two types of gayrean music: kpop and krap. Coincidentally or not, one of the music styles is a bastardized spelling of what it actually sounds like.
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| All the men are drunks and all the women want to marry you. South gayrean children are starved to death while their parents raise virtual childs and North gayrean children are starved to deathg while their parents are working on sucking kim's dick.
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| If you are planning a trip to gayrea, why not try raping one of their women? As the GIJ emperor knows, they are really asking for it.
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| ==Government==
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| In acient Gayrea, the country was rule by themself until it got invaded many times by other countries. But in 1910, GIJ completely took over gayrea and force them to be wannabe JAPANESE.
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| South Gayrea is now owned and ruled by samshit corp. Samshit corp employees and families are led to believe they also have some local political leaders who aren't very interesting and speak a foreign language. North Gayrea was founded by Kim Il-Sung who was a '''fucking''' superhero. When he died people rushed out into the streets and wept, then when thousands of cranes descended from the sky to collect his soul, they witnessed this and allowed his soul to watch over them and guide them forever. Now Kim Jong Il (an aging lesbian with a resemblance to Billy Jean King) is in charge. He frequently uses his power to have Desperate Housewives DVDs imported to the country despite trade embargoes. Kim Jong Il's other pastimes include writing operas and ass-raping his male concubines.
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| [[Image:northkoreabestkorea.jpg|thumb|north gayrea at it's best.]]
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| ==Culture==
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| Gayrean culture did not originated from chinkna but infact from ancient GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN. All the chopsticks, internet porn, music, origami, arts, and electronics, which they try to make it better from JAPANESE but fail epicly, came from JAPAN. They try to make JAPANESE anime in to gaynime but is only shown in gayrea since it is a epic fail. As they try to reproduce what JAPANESE made, they keep on failing.
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| ==Economy==
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| North gayrea is the brokest country of all. Their spending goes to fake nukes and military programs. Most of the money goes to kim jong ii where he would bath in it like how cartman from south park did with kyle's money. Their import consist of gun powders, plastic materials for fake nukes, and weak ass guns. Any other productive activity is expressly forbidden by the Constitution. Healthier North gayreans must drill constantly for massive parades while the rest starve near unfarmed fields and abandoned factories.
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| South gayrea is a undevelope country that get their profit from shitty cars, electronics and [[starcraft]]. Kids will actually pay for extras on [[MMORPG]], which have useless features on this shit, and normally make their character look more like a fag or weeaboo. The profit South gayrea makes on this faggotry is uncertain, though it could be over 90% of their economy.
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| Their electronics and cars don't last over 3 years as they have little in research/development, undevelope, and use cheap plastic/lead base materials. South gayrean shitty electronics and cars are:
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| * samshit
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| * LGAY
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| * gayewoo
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| * hyungay, also known as wannabe honda
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| * gaya motors
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| ==How to troll South gayrea==
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| * Tell them gayrea is own by GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN
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| * Call kimchi a kimuchi
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| * Say "Dokdo (Takeshima for more lulz) belongs to GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN". This is guaranteed to send any gayrean into an epic rage. An EPIC, EPIC RAGE.
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| * Make fun of Starcraft or any of the shitty MMORPGs or MMOFPS they dedicate their worthless lives on
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| * Tell them JAPAN is better.
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| * Tell them that their country has a rich, long history of being buttraped and under the control of other countries, mainly GREATER IMPERIAL JAPAN to such an extent that they have no distinct individual culture
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| * Be Kim Jong Il.
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| * Say konnichiwa instead of hello to them
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| * Remind them that south gayrea is JAPANESE and America's bitch
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| * To add insult to injury, remind them that South gayrea bent over willingly to let America rape them
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| * If they do it willingly, it's not rape. Then they're just being fags
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| * Remind them that all their good looking women are a product of extensive plastic surgery
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| * Talk to them in Japanese and expect them to understand you completely
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| * Tell them that Japanese is an infinitely more beautiful language than Korean
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| * Ask if cats or dogs tastes good
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| [[Image:Best_empty_korea.jpg|thumb|even google map got this.]]
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| ==North gayrea facts==
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| * That North Korea is actually run by Mr. Kim Il-sung, Jong-il's deceased father, and the entire country still worships him like a God. When Kim Jong-il has to sign off on legislature, he has to sign it as Kim Il-sung. Crazy ass gooks. In fact, some argue Kim Il-sung, who almost died due to his age and addiction to McDonalds was assassinated by his son, who succeeded the throne.
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| * If a North Korean looks a foreigner in the eye, he/she will be kidnapped and totured for life. This has proven difficult with Chinese tourists, since all azns rook the same
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| * Though torture may be widespread in North Korea, it's carried out only for the Lulz. Example: North Koreans have a hard time concentrating, so they build camps
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| * Kim hires people to check his grains of rice are the same size
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| * The total ages of Kims 5 ex wives is less than 10 years old
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| * North gayrea has no internet and internet porn for the men to masterbate to, only kim jong ii has internet porn for jacking off until a big splash of milk hit his computer screen.
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| ==Facts on gayreans==
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| *see [[korea|gayreans]]
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